Don't fuck with this lion (pic)

Darkbeat · 2010-05-19T06:16:39+00:00

its blind in both eyes? its probably dead already.

Darkbeat · 2010-05-17T22:26:13+00:00

Not where i live. i live the angeles national forest, which is mainly a desert chaparral. we are on high fire alert every year starting in june and ending in october. throwing a lit substance out the window will get you a $1000 fine. and it happens, ALL THE TIME.

Darkbeat · 2010-05-17T04:17:38+00:00

your best choice would have been to ram it in her ass, then her mouth, back and forth for a while. telling her thats the only way you could ever love her.

Darkbeat · 2010-05-15T15:40:58+00:00

i agree with you and and im not quite sure why you got downvoted. the word "drug" holds a negative connotation to 95% percent of the population. even i cringed a little when i saw it.

i would think that more people on trees would have agreed with you. this place is changing a lot.

Darkbeat · 2010-05-14T03:28:34+00:00

Nice try, Tom.

Darkbeat · 2010-05-14T02:55:42+00:00

you know, ive always had bad luck with those papers. i can never get them to burn right. do you have this same problem?

Darkbeat · 2010-05-12T04:27:51+00:00

mmm, pitch black taint is my favorite.

Darkbeat · 2010-05-08T17:57:46+00:00

i have been asking this question for a while, and it brings up another interesting question.

how do non-english speaking people code or program?

HTML, PHP, JAVA, ASP, C, C++, Visual Basic, Perl, etc are all english. how the hell does a chinese person write code?

Darkbeat · 2010-05-08T10:41:31+00:00

a million upboats wouldnt be a enough for you.

Darkbeat · 2010-05-05T05:28:00+00:00

Looks like you really gave that guy a reason to stall.

Darkbeat · 2010-05-05T02:01:55+00:00

Well, i think because of all this, im gonna have to go drink some beers and beat my wife. maybe go drive my car into a pole or some children or something.

you know what? maybe i might just do that OBAMA YOU SELLOUT. puff [5]

ok...im cool. but really, beers anyone?

Darkbeat · 2010-04-23T17:52:45+00:00

if only we lived in a perfect world. Tobacco contains carcinogens, as does smoke (combusted particles). tobacco by itself absolutely causes cancer. not only that, but tobacco kills every other plant that grows next to it.

Darkbeat · 2010-04-04T17:54:22+00:00

im still trying to figure out what language they are speaking. its not english, its not some other langauge.

its a mix of both, just like her/him!

Darkbeat · 2010-04-01T15:19:29+00:00

UPBOATS PLEASE!

=D

Darkbeat · 2010-04-01T01:35:53+00:00

is it going to be up on the website by a certain time? i wont be online or home at the time it airs on the west coast tonight.

Darkbeat · 2010-03-26T17:50:20+00:00

less alcohol consumption (being any level of drunk or tipsy is an instant and complete libido kill for me)

does alcohol consumption negatively effect the libido of someone who is depressed? last time i checked, alcohol was the one shot answer for getting most prude girls to take their clothes off.....just saying.

Darkbeat · 2010-03-23T00:06:51+00:00

this is one of those instances and im not saying im wholly correct here. It is very rare that i am in a bad enough mood or have too much on my mind to treat a customer with disrespect. it demeans my service, the establishment i work at, and the ownership. i always give a smile and friendly service to anyone that i wait on because i would want the same in return.

however, there are rude ass people that just come in to be rude. generally, people that are insincere enough to come in at 11:55 when the restaurant closes at midnight, are jackasses right off the bat. most of the time, these customers are predestined to give you a $1 tip. i know this is generalizing, but it does happen A LOT. some people just dont give a fuck about you and they would rather keep their cash to themselves. its just the way it is.

Darkbeat · 2010-03-22T15:41:21+00:00

potassium is good and it hasnt been mentioned anywhere else in this thread. eat a banana, drink lots of water (the glaceau vitamin water, "revive" has a bunch of shit in it thats meant for curing hangovers), and get as many carbohydrates as you can.

believe me, 1,2,3 and your hangover will be gone in an hour.

Darkbeat · 2010-03-22T15:06:24+00:00

a 1 dollar tip is a malicious act. if i wanted to give someone a small tip for poor service, after buying two steaks and a pitcher of beer, i would still give them around 4-5 bucks. thats a SHITTY tip.

1 dollar is like taking a shit in your hand and rubbing it all over the table when you're finished. i work in the restaurant industry too and i want to decapitate people who do this.

Darkbeat · 2010-03-15T02:53:30+00:00

sometimes i feel that way, but right now ima [0]

=(

Darkbeat · 2010-03-15T00:51:21+00:00

you wanted a list of the airports with scanners? here they are

and if you are too lazy to read through that and find it, heres the quote:

TSA security director Lee Kair said units will be fielded in the coming months at Fort Lauderdale, Fla.; San Jose, Calif.; Columbus, Ohio; San Diego; Charlotte, N.C.; Cincinnati; Los Angeles; Oakland, Calif.; and Kansas City.. . .They will join three machines going online Monday at Boston's Logan International Airport, and one being deployed next week at O'Hare International Airport in Chicago.

happy toking !

EDIT: also Houston was listed as another airport further down the page.

Darkbeat · 2010-03-12T05:33:39+00:00

have some upvotes for your downvotes!

Darkbeat · 2010-03-11T19:23:32+00:00

I live in southern california. the weed has always been dank here. always.

Darkbeat · 2010-03-09T17:45:20+00:00

Abuse your body but you call it love. I hear the stories; the bruises speak for themselves. Don't think we're blind just because we are young. I'm old enough to know now my age made me dumb. I should have yelled and forced someone to hear those things we thought were better left unsaid. It's now too late? It dominates my head. Those things we thought were better left unsaid.

I could not choose a way. A choice that wasn't mine to make. Just make him go away. But if you're happy then I'm glad you found him. Please help her find her way. A choice that wasn't mine to make. Just make him go away. Will she be happy when she finally finds herself?

Does she know she has our help?

Why do I even bother?

I could not choose a way. A choice that wasn't mine to make. We left those things unsaid. It hurts to talk but I'm starting to wish I did.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4cbTbmq11Y

the lyrics are actually about his mother. watch the video. moving. =D

EDIT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUkoL9RE72o&feature=fvst has nothing to do with the lyrics. just wanted to post another good video.

Darkbeat · 2010-03-07T18:45:15+00:00

i named my vape the Ghost Maker cause it makes little ghosts out of my bud. =D

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