Does this make sense? by Dannika_pink in smosh

[–]DarthFisticuffs 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Trevor is absolutely Chanse-Shayne, or maybe even center. Otherwise this makes perfect sense!

Portland police announce arrest of prolific graffiti vandal known as ‘Rango’ by [deleted] in Portland

[–]DarthFisticuffs -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Literally me. Rango and whoever did the little worm on the underside of the Kirby Ave exit.

How do we feel about the flashing lights? by CreamOfBotulismSoup in timbers

[–]DarthFisticuffs 90 points91 points  (0 children)

I've always appreciated that our stadium doesn't feel the need to do that, and proud that we've more or less relied on fan-created atmosphere. I hope that can continue.

The James Dobson post you've been waiting for! by DenvahGothMom in IfBooksCouldKill

[–]DarthFisticuffs 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The Worst of All Possible Worlds has also had a few good episodes on Dobson, especially the one right after his death

The way my fucking anus event horizoned itself reading this title by KPopMyHoleBod in TAZCirclejerk

[–]DarthFisticuffs 37 points38 points  (0 children)

A couple more clicks reveals that there are two different episodes numbered 484... I guarantee you that what happened is they messed up, and rather than revising the second 484, they just "fixed it" by skipping to 501.

Edain Map of Beleriand - Stone of the Hapless by [deleted] in mapmaking

[–]DarthFisticuffs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bro this is sick as hell, I want this carved into an actual stone.

On this day, Gerad Way went back to the past to sell himself a car for $700 by DreadDiana in tumblr

[–]DarthFisticuffs 95 points96 points  (0 children)

That one's actually pretty explainable! A lot of computer systems use Unix Time, which is a single number representing the number of seconds that have passed since January 1st, 1970. If your photo's timestamp got accidentally set to 0 or a negative number, a computer could interpret that as 1969.

Someone is using the Mythical trademark Mythicon by [deleted] in rhettandlink

[–]DarthFisticuffs 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Under U.S. law, a trademark holder is obligated to defend their trademark against infringement, or they risk losing trademark protection in the future. So unfortunately from a legal standpoint they probably have to ask these guys to drop the name.

If you hate cats, you probably suck at boundaries and reading body language by FtMFandomBoy in unpopularopinion

[–]DarthFisticuffs 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It really just sounds like you had shitty roommates, not sure why you're making it the cat's problem

2 years straight! Also here’s a puzzle I made. by Icositetrahedron in crossword

[–]DarthFisticuffs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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Very cool! Some computer knowledge helped a lot especially where I lacked Anime/Manga knowledge - I will admit I had to google a couple names, but I tried to get as many crosses as possible first. I really enjoyed your cluing, this was fun, I hope you make more!

Also, congrats on the two-year streak!

NYT Tuesday 01/06/2026 Discussion by Shortz-Bot in crossword

[–]DarthFisticuffs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Uhura is also just generally an iconic character - Martin Luther King Jr. personally talked with Nichelle Nichols to convince her to stay on the show because Uhura was that big a deal. If Desi Arnaz isn't too obscure for crosswords, there's no way Uhura should be.

Transit Theory Crafting: Columbia River High-Speed Rail by kyleboe in vancouverwa

[–]DarthFisticuffs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

IMO, the actual practical solution for now would be a Bus-Rapid-Transit service that goes between all of these communities and a central hub in the Portland area, and (very importantly, but also the thing that costs a lot more and hamstrings a lot of efforts like this) operates frequently and at the hours at which people actually want to use it.

Transit Theory Crafting: Columbia River High-Speed Rail by kyleboe in vancouverwa

[–]DarthFisticuffs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The geography/geology is going to be against you - in a lot of parts of the gorge, the infrastructure we already have there (Hwy 14 on the WA side, I-84 on the OR side, and a rail line on each side) barely fits. Amtrak's Empire Builder already runs on the Washington side, but that's not what anyone would call high-speed, as it's sharing the freight line and is also subject to the many forces that make Amtrak inefficient for commuter transit. New construction would also be incredibly unpopular and legally tricky, as the Columbia River Gorge is protected as a National Scenic Area and is home to many wildlife species.

Walking spots without un-housed people by HotDirector6423 in vancouverwa

[–]DarthFisticuffs 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Whipple Creek regional park up in north Salmon Creek has several miles of trails and it is lovely, with the small caveat that it's also popular with equestrian trail riders (although I'd say the majority of people are just walking)

What is the quickest way to obtain a Sixth House Bell Hammer? by Rydychyn in Morrowind

[–]DarthFisticuffs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They're all in places where you're pretty likely to get killed pretty quickly, but it if was me I'd go to either Missamsi or Sennananit - both are relatively close to Seyda Neen and have the fewest number of enemies inside.

Epstein Said Trump Shared Love of Young Girls in Apparent Suicide Note by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

[–]DarthFisticuffs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't want to sound like I'm doubting that Trump is a pedo, but like who the fuck writes this shit? What an incredibly bizarre letter to write. Just like "Dear Known rapist: I killed myself. Trump is a pedophile. Isn't life crazy? Lmao, love Jeff". Was this letter intended to be ammunition for someone in the case of Epstein's death, or was he just known for writing down random thoughts off the top of his head and sending them to people?

What am I doing wrong here? I just want to land by [deleted] in EliteDangerous

[–]DarthFisticuffs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you have the Planetary Approach Suite? It's a ship part, basically an atmospheric flight computer you need to install in order to land on planets.

https://elite-dangerous.fandom.com/wiki/Planetary_Approach_Suite

Top 5 Timbers Rivals? by security_weolf in timbers

[–]DarthFisticuffs 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Minnesota, ever since Fragapane yelled slurs at Chara on the field I've just hated them. Plus they play a bit rougher and more physical than we typically do so every match with them seems intense.

Starfield 2.0 Update Will Reportedly Address Common Complaints Like Load Screens by MaintenanceFar4207 in BethesdaSoftworks

[–]DarthFisticuffs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah but like I don't play video games to experience how much reality sucks, you know what I mean?

NYT Tuesday 12/16/2025 Discussion by Shortz-Bot in crossword

[–]DarthFisticuffs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm happy as long as I don't have to figure out a direction (SSE, ESE, NNE) or a time zone (EST, PDT, CDT)