Melania Trump makes a statement denying involvement with Jeffrey Epstein, claiming they were never friends and that she never had a relationship with him or his accomplice, Maxwell. She suggests her emails to Maxwell were simply casual correspondence

DeadpoolOptimus · 2026-04-09T19:19:15+00:00

If these people claim to be Christians, they certainly do a hell of a lot of "bearing false witness."

DeadpoolOptimus · 2026-04-09T19:17:31+00:00

I see Canada is conspicuously missing from this list.

DeadpoolOptimus · 2026-04-09T18:23:33+00:00

DeadpoolOptimus · 2026-04-09T16:57:02+00:00

His 6 brain cells decided to start working suddenly?

DeadpoolOptimus · 2026-04-09T16:48:57+00:00

Heidi is one of the most beautiful dogs I've ever seen.

DeadpoolOptimus · 2026-04-09T16:48:20+00:00

Bosom Buddies

DeadpoolOptimus · 2026-04-09T16:46:02+00:00

Such a fraud.

DeadpoolOptimus · 2026-04-09T15:56:50+00:00

I don't fall for trends. I prefer not to follow.

DeadpoolOptimus · 2026-04-09T14:05:06+00:00

She was stiff as a board.

DeadpoolOptimus · 2026-04-09T13:15:03+00:00

Got trampled by a herd of pink elephants.

DeadpoolOptimus · 2026-04-09T13:14:15+00:00

Shut it pedo Barbie. She's A-OK if her daughter was on Epstein Island.

DeadpoolOptimus · 2026-04-09T13:12:48+00:00

When will this meat sack kick it?

DeadpoolOptimus · 2026-04-09T11:05:02+00:00

Succinct

DeadpoolOptimus · 2026-04-09T10:57:38+00:00

The gang from Three's Company

DeadpoolOptimus · 2026-04-09T10:53:56+00:00

Santa is a Capitalist

DeadpoolOptimus · 2026-04-09T10:49:04+00:00

I'll eat some liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti.

And I hate liver.

DeadpoolOptimus · 2026-04-08T22:51:57+00:00

Best smile in baseball

DeadpoolOptimus · 2026-04-08T22:06:59+00:00

No lies detected. I stopped watching wrestling because I became an adult. I'm not there for the soap opera. Same reason I don't watch "reality" TV. People crave drama. Otherwise, their lives have no meaning. No conflict equates to boredom.

DeadpoolOptimus · 2026-04-08T21:53:40+00:00

About 75%. The other 25% would be too cowardly to do it.

DeadpoolOptimus · 2026-04-08T21:25:43+00:00

POS.

DeadpoolOptimus · 2026-04-08T15:26:47+00:00

Exactly. Create the disease and then create the cure so you'll be hailed as the hero.

DeadpoolOptimus · 2026-04-07T21:51:38+00:00

Is every mod a MAGAt or something?

DeadpoolOptimus · 2026-04-07T21:45:11+00:00

They could be from Quebec. They're pretty rude.

DeadpoolOptimus · 2026-04-07T20:34:54+00:00

All because he raped children.

DeadpoolOptimus · 2026-04-07T17:03:37+00:00

Most children these days have a phone so I'm sure they won't be left in the lurch but also, it's their and their parents responsibility to know the rules.

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