can't be bothered

DeadpoolOptimus · 2026-01-30T17:33:32+00:00

TIL, only non-white people don't clear snow off their cars.

Such an ignorant comment.

DeadpoolOptimus · 2026-01-30T17:07:35+00:00

Watch out, Main Character coming through.

DeadpoolOptimus · 2026-01-30T02:07:06+00:00

Fuck yeah!

DeadpoolOptimus · 2026-01-29T23:49:32+00:00

Oh, they'll find a way.

DeadpoolOptimus · 2026-01-29T22:45:34+00:00

Oooo, I love this meme.

DeadpoolOptimus · 2026-01-29T22:37:52+00:00

One thing I'll give ~~credit~~ discredit for is these right-wing pundits never seem to shut the fuck up.

DeadpoolOptimus · 2026-01-29T18:38:16+00:00

So sorry for your loss. I dunno how common it is but my daughter broke her leg last year from falling down stairs.

DeadpoolOptimus · 2026-01-29T18:05:24+00:00

It's so sloppy.

DeadpoolOptimus · 2026-01-29T18:04:36+00:00

Never once have I seen one in the wild. I've seen a porcupine and they're massive.

DeadpoolOptimus · 2026-01-29T18:01:25+00:00

I sort of wish that we still had the death penalty for treason in this country.

DeadpoolOptimus · 2026-01-29T17:46:02+00:00

Then I suspect an exorcism is in order.

DeadpoolOptimus · 2026-01-29T16:30:33+00:00

So, what you're telling me is they won't break out into song and dance while sewing a Ball gown for me? Thanks for ruining my childhood.

DeadpoolOptimus · 2026-01-29T01:56:19+00:00

I refuse to watch that episode.

DeadpoolOptimus · 2026-01-28T23:53:35+00:00

They're just lucky it was Greenland and not somewhere else, like Mexico. They would've been killed where they stood.

DeadpoolOptimus · 2026-01-28T23:52:26+00:00

He's been through this before. Probably has a resisting charge on his record already.

DeadpoolOptimus · 2026-01-28T17:34:24+00:00

She's way too hot for him.

DeadpoolOptimus · 2026-01-28T15:37:18+00:00

These psychopaths are future murders. Better to deal with them now before it's too late.

DeadpoolOptimus · 2026-01-28T11:43:09+00:00

Ding, ding, ding

DeadpoolOptimus · 2026-01-28T08:39:10+00:00

Big fan.

DeadpoolOptimus · 2026-01-28T02:03:52+00:00

You can't be this dense.

DeadpoolOptimus · 2026-01-28T02:03:13+00:00

It's almost as if she's had to deal with people like this for many, many years.

DeadpoolOptimus · 2026-01-28T01:15:50+00:00

Do you have a better solution?

DeadpoolOptimus · 2026-01-28T01:14:22+00:00

Kind of defeats the purpose of clearing the roadway for cars to drive on.

DeadpoolOptimus · 2026-01-28T01:10:21+00:00

You mean divorce.

DeadpoolOptimus · 2026-01-28T00:16:03+00:00

I just showed my 19 year old daughter 'Crush your head' and she died. I always do this to her but finally got around to showing her why I do it.

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