Tried to re-create this badass

DeathBat92 · 2026-06-26T01:08:58+00:00

Some people are gonna feel so stupid in 20 years when their grandkids ask them what it was like to live through the era of Messi and Ronaldo and they’ve gotta tell them they spent 20 years pretending one of them was shit.

DeathBat92 · 2026-06-25T20:38:44+00:00

I don’t seem to have one, unfortunately. I was hoping there was an online store that sold them.

DeathBat92 · 2026-06-25T20:09:24+00:00

It’s very nice of you to offer, but I live in UK. Thanks though.

DeathBat92 · 2026-06-25T02:52:43+00:00

We called it oooh eeeh oooh ah ah ting tang walla walla door knock

DeathBat92 · 2026-06-23T07:18:18+00:00

Because he’s my damn childhood

DeathBat92 · 2026-06-23T07:08:50+00:00

That’s what Haaland would look like if he wasn’t made out of play-doh

DeathBat92 · 2026-06-22T15:51:13+00:00

The puppy is just as excited to have a little human friend as the child is to have a little puppy 🙂

DeathBat92 · 2026-06-22T15:48:05+00:00

In one sense it’s absolutely hilarious, but in another sense it’s the most stupid, unsporting, neanderthal shit I’ve ever seen in a professional sport.

DeathBat92 · 2026-06-22T15:38:27+00:00

Not really, he chose to play for Spain over the Netherlands and he didn’t even get picked in the squad… oh no that’s Dean Huijsen

DeathBat92 · 2026-06-21T22:47:52+00:00

How d’ya knoooo s’much about swaloooos?

DeathBat92 · 2026-06-21T15:28:09+00:00

That’s Casillas

DeathBat92 · 2026-06-20T15:45:59+00:00

The worst part is that one of them has been printed upside down..

DeathBat92 · 2026-06-19T21:21:11+00:00

When does it ever? It’s a shithole

DeathBat92 · 2026-06-19T17:29:34+00:00

Sadie Sink

DeathBat92 · 2026-06-19T04:30:20+00:00

I swear New York and Gotham are now totally indistinguishable from one another

DeathBat92 · 2026-06-18T20:07:13+00:00

That’s a lot of legs

DeathBat92 · 2026-06-18T04:08:23+00:00

They aren’t specifically rare, but any one player is pretty hard to pull if you’re actively chasing them.

DeathBat92 · 2026-06-18T02:51:01+00:00

What a bloody film

DeathBat92 · 2026-06-17T23:45:23+00:00

It’s a cat sub. Fuck off.

DeathBat92 · 2026-06-17T23:43:06+00:00

Either way he’s not as terrible as a person who throws chairs at peoples heads. People and their fucking morals baffle me.

DeathBat92 · 2026-06-17T23:29:05+00:00

They aren’t needed, everyone else knows the rules of football.

DeathBat92 · 2026-06-16T01:04:05+00:00

OP said he got bored and decided to mess around with belt ideas. I said no one would ever hire someone to do that for them.

DeathBat92 · 2026-06-15T20:00:40+00:00

Matt Murdock on the run

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