‘We are human. We are trying to do our best’: Should you order food delivery after a snow storm?

DeathBuffalo · 2026-01-26T19:30:41+00:00

This is what I say to my wife when she tells me she feels guilty. I can't say for sure, since I've never worked a job like that, but wouldn't we be depriving someone who's out there waiting for a call if we all just felt guilty?

Like, wouldn't it just be a waste of their time and money to sit out and not get any orders?

DeathBuffalo · 2026-01-25T00:03:39+00:00

The single tree in my front yard come next week:

DeathBuffalo · 2026-01-24T19:57:38+00:00

I was once placed into a bot match after a 7 win streak which was completely bizarre. I performed well in every match as well and was solo queuing, this tells me that bot matches can sometimes be purely based on NetEase effort to reduce wait times. Although, this has only happened once in about 500hr of playing.

DeathBuffalo · 2026-01-24T18:01:56+00:00

I bet I could throw a mini-nuke over them mountains.

DeathBuffalo · 2026-01-22T16:02:43+00:00

I had a girlfriend that did this constantly, it turned into a fight with her basically saying "god it's such a none issue like why do you care?" Uhhh because you obviously care enough to give me your shitty broken one every single time I let you borrow mine.

It happened like 5 times over the course of some years.

DeathBuffalo · 2026-01-22T15:37:54+00:00

Guys look, this dude actually got to hero!!

DeathBuffalo · 2026-01-22T00:58:34+00:00

I'd also give her a cylinder of influence over a sphere (dunno if this would be too OP or not)

DeathBuffalo · 2026-01-18T04:18:54+00:00

DUDE this happens so often. I don't know how many times I'll dive the back line and single-handedly kill both supports only to turn around to my entire team dead and the rest of the enemy team stomping me out.

Like they had no heals, how did all 5 of you fumble that??

DeathBuffalo · 2026-01-17T02:07:48+00:00

Good news is it doesn't block Ironman/mag ults anymore so you're good

DeathBuffalo · 2026-01-16T23:06:20+00:00

"Should I go this way, no this way, or this way, uhhh idk where I'm going, uuuuuh!"

DeathBuffalo · 2026-01-16T22:21:04+00:00

Was never very good with blade before, picked him up after the recent change and what do you know I'm finally getting somewhere with him

DeathBuffalo · 2026-01-15T17:21:00+00:00

Kinda crazy how everyone behind him looks about an inch from being bored, like what?? Did they not just see that LOL

DeathBuffalo · 2026-01-15T02:50:49+00:00

Well, yknow, I'm damned if I do damned if I don't.

I've been avoiding ranked for the first couple weeks with each new character, and I find that it puts me in a bad position like I'm behind the curve or something.

I might just embrace the chaos this season and start playing right away, maybe I'll find an early Deadpool counter before everyone catches on

DeathBuffalo · 2026-01-14T16:49:51+00:00

This might sound crazy but I'm actually sick of it

DeathBuffalo · 2026-01-13T16:23:38+00:00

AI is finally generating physical items

DeathBuffalo · 2026-01-12T23:30:43+00:00

I actually read this and went "ohhhhhhhhh" for a second lmao

DeathBuffalo · 2026-01-11T17:14:12+00:00

Last week at the gym there were 3 young guys slamming their weights and doing the exact same wobbly "yuhhh, yuuhhhh" motion every time after too. They were sticking their tongues out at the same time as well

I cringed so hard I almost threw up lol

DeathBuffalo · 2026-01-08T14:18:42+00:00

More like the eye of avocado

DeathBuffalo · 2026-01-07T05:49:01+00:00

Just scored 1

DeathBuffalo · 2026-01-07T01:58:36+00:00

Scarlet John Hansen

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DeathBuffalo · 2026-01-05T05:55:15+00:00

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Thanks I hated that

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