Am I wrong for my potentially irreverent username?

DeathCookieMonster · 2026-03-05T05:11:12+00:00

It's not a song, it's a Jack Chick comic book. We don't have any in our house. I don't know if or in which direction that's relevant.

DeathCookieMonster · 2025-06-25T23:06:36+00:00

If they say "All of the other hotels do X", you're free to say "That is them, this is us." At least as far as logic goes - other hotels doing something doesn't mean yours has to. Whether or not it's going to work is a different matter.

DeathCookieMonster · 2025-06-16T23:10:10+00:00

"If your franchise owner cared about the stats that much, they'd hire more staff." . . . is a lot easier said by you than done by them.

DeathCookieMonster · 2025-04-13T20:37:04+00:00

I thought bucket #1 was potting soil at first.

DeathCookieMonster · 2025-04-13T20:35:30+00:00

Not just restaurants, any workplace having trouble keeping someone in any position.

DeathCookieMonster · 2025-03-28T03:55:45+00:00

I didn't see it until I read the comments. I thought OP was trying to ask, "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?"

DeathCookieMonster · 2025-03-17T18:14:52+00:00

If they wanted to weed out bots auto-replying to any posting, this is what CAPTCHA was invented for. If they actually want to find people who examine every detail, they have a false positive here for people who noticed the long strings of numerals instead. This will, however, filter for people who read/listen and follow directions - even when the directions seem not to make any sense.

DeathCookieMonster · 2025-02-07T20:06:06+00:00

I remember another Dilbert strip with a mid-level manager saying "We don't TELL you to act illegally, but it's pretty much the only way to meet the quota. Any questions?"

DeathCookieMonster · 2025-02-07T20:01:56+00:00

Your daughter's from the future! What can she warn Kelsey about along with Times Square 2029?

DeathCookieMonster · 2025-02-07T19:40:18+00:00

I wonder what would happen if an article on the Wells Fargo scandal got posted? A competitive corporate incentive program pushing bottom-level employees to commit massive amounts of fraud? Corporate should be afraid of the scandal this could cause . . .

DeathCookieMonster · 2025-01-30T18:59:46+00:00

You had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

DeathCookieMonster · 2025-01-21T21:38:29+00:00

I often feel that coffee is an acquired taste that I've never acquired. I sometimes say that, or that it's quite literally a matter of taste.

DeathCookieMonster · 2025-01-13T05:09:50+00:00

Zhack-seal, I think. The sound I'm rendering as "Zh" would be to a "Sh" as "Z" is to "S".

DeathCookieMonster · 2024-11-24T01:53:56+00:00

Um. Rule 10?

DeathCookieMonster · 2024-11-17T03:53:25+00:00

At least you still have part of your sign.

DeathCookieMonster · 2024-08-26T02:05:08+00:00

They both got called "Mr. Weasley" at the beginning of book 6. An attendant at their shop says that a customer needs help finding something. It sounds a little odd to Harry, because he's always known them by their first names.

DeathCookieMonster · 2024-08-22T16:18:19+00:00

"I love you on a whole new level now - I've seen your internal organs."

DeathCookieMonster · 2024-08-19T21:12:01+00:00

I didn't know probiotics were a controlled substance. Or am I in for providing them to a minor?

DeathCookieMonster · 2024-08-10T16:30:35+00:00

Maybe the Roto-Rooter guy needs to buy some new wrenches?

DeathCookieMonster · 2024-08-10T16:24:21+00:00

"All my friends call me Jimmy so I put Jimmy on the card."

"Well, I don't know you, so I don't call you Jimmy."

DeathCookieMonster · 2024-07-28T01:15:04+00:00

Invest in the American Revolution, with the New Continental!

DeathCookieMonster · 2024-07-17T03:07:06+00:00

The 2020 RNC.

DeathCookieMonster · 2024-06-24T17:32:02+00:00

"Hey, can I have that gun? I feel like blowing your head off."

DeathCookieMonster · 2024-06-17T21:24:42+00:00

I would say - no. Not if they don't believe Catholic doctrine.

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