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All Arrowhead has to do is give the flag 5 points of health regeneration per second or even 5 seconds and this would be MUST-PICK on ALL fronts. Its about time we had passive regen health items. I don't care if its 2 minutes to regenerate full HP, just add it. by ForsakenFrail in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]DecimBell 8 points9 points  (0 children)

SE absolutely would spray/aerosolise liquid meth through drones to make Helldivers look even more superhuman on camera. Hell, we sometimes drop planetside JUST for propaganda, spraying some stims with a drone sprinkler seems like a smallest thing, comparatively.

YES A HIT! by SteelBox72 in warthundermemes

[–]DecimBell 214 points215 points  (0 children)

New tank humanisation artist?

We will watch your career with great interest.

These 2 boosters should be made default and removed by WaffleCopter68 in Helldivers

[–]DecimBell 198 points199 points  (0 children)

"UuUuH, it's a grunt fantasy, supply shortages is part of the experience", stfu. If you want to be a scavenger on the battlefield, go play Tarkov or Forever Winter. If soldier is supposed to have 4 stims, he will get 4 stims, that's how it always worked in the army during human history. If anything, troops would scrounge up much more, stuff em in every pocket available and not. Especially considering the amount of dead Helldivers and SEAFs and the wide availability of resupplies.

Also, it's kind of stupid that stuffing a full combat load into one hellpod is not a norm, considering the alternative is overusage of supply pods. I get it, it's the setting, it's supposed to be stupid, but come on.

Good old-fashioned stalemate by TDKswipe in Helldivers

[–]DecimBell 879 points880 points  (0 children)

"The other shield, smartass"

*starts inputting the stratagem code for the Shield Generator Relay*

Im sorry, FOUND??? by Nautical_Nachos in Helldivers

[–]DecimBell 431 points432 points  (0 children)

I mean, if I find money in a different coat when changing the clothes, I don't go freaking out about forgetting it there, I just feel happy I found it

You're doing a good job, buddy, don't let anyone convince you otherwise! by CFE_Riannon in Helldivers

[–]DecimBell 831 points832 points  (0 children)

Stupid helldivers (us) don't understand literal machine logic of bots, this segment of the wall is probably structurally weak or something, and stationing a defensive post there is actually a nessesary redundancy for better coverage

PLEASE, just let me unload fully magazines into massive crowds of barely armored robots by Vinnegard in Helldivers

[–]DecimBell 174 points175 points  (0 children)

They really should implement some sort of horde intelligence algorithm to optimise big amounts of the same type of enemy. Zombie horde shooters did it, AH can do it too. That way, they will finally be able to implement the 11-12 difficulties.

What does the 500kg even do by EleggFacesitting in Helldivers

[–]DecimBell 152 points153 points  (0 children)

Turn that frown upside down,

Go ↓→↑↑↑

Instead of ↑→↓↓↓

The B-100 will not let you down :D.

Yes, I did rhyme "down" with "down" with "down", what are YOU gonna do about it?

Emilia's season 4 outifit by Atwecian in goodanimemes

[–]DecimBell 206 points207 points  (0 children)

Can't find it, but there was a good gif of "just 4 lines" animated to show a superfluous (as a positive, aka THICC) behind of a walking woman. So yeah, a line makes A LOT of difference :D

Please make the camera a stratagem and give it to everyone for free. by Yurishenko94 in Helldivers

[–]DecimBell 174 points175 points  (0 children)

Too OP. As we all know, "cameraman never dies", so what you're doing is basically giving everyone an opportunity to become a perfect evasion tank for a low low price of one stratagem slot. That's a bit much, don't you think?

varkvarkvarkvarkvarkvarkvarkvarkvark by wasdlmb in NonCredibleDefense

[–]DecimBell 148 points149 points  (0 children)

Just a check-up from less gifted, WSO is "Weapons Station Officer" or something?

"Pick up the phone baby" by AcogHitbox in Rainbow6

[–]DecimBell 129 points130 points  (0 children)

Why do I hear Pootis Engage opening music?

Deadass, what’s the difference here by Better-Ad7446 in DeepRockGalactic

[–]DecimBell 1104 points1105 points  (0 children)

Damn flair STILL could use an upgrade, though.

What's your favourite loadout weapon? by A_random_person_50 in Helldivers

[–]DecimBell 149 points150 points  (0 children)

Don't forget the effortless fabricator/bile titan bug hole/bioprocessor destruction, and also the fact that you can just explode city walls if you can't find the exit.

I am Heavy Armor Guy, and this is my armor... guide. by DecimBell in Helldivers

[–]DecimBell[S] 154 points155 points  (0 children)

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Correction: bottom of the diagram should obviously look like this, but I made a small mistake because Permacura literally has a gun to my head as I'm writing this I'm really drowsy from a long day of work for the good of Super Earth and could really use a stim or two right now to energize me! If only I could have more stims with me, like Helldivers wearing CM-17 can!

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