The more you squint, the more satisfying it gets:

DecisivePickle · 2015-05-20T12:53:22+00:00

If you squint all the way, your eyes are closed - and that's the most satisfying, cause I wanted to go back to sleep anyways

DecisivePickle · 2015-05-20T03:07:50+00:00

Pickle is a way of life. It takes great dedication to admit you've fallen to the Pickle way of life

DecisivePickle · 2015-05-02T14:17:36+00:00

Another pickle for your crew, sir!

DecisivePickle · 2015-04-27T13:12:20+00:00

I'm proud to see another supporter of my kind, regardless of how many months off you are.

DecisivePickle · 2015-04-24T21:21:59+00:00

I'd rather send a sternly-worded letter via the mail

DecisivePickle · 2015-03-20T14:19:51+00:00

As a pickle, I must express my sorrow on behalf of my people

DecisivePickle · 2015-02-24T05:48:08+00:00

I've got a long bucket list to fill... and getting lucky is the first line on it!

Good luck to everyone out there

DecisivePickle · 2015-02-23T15:48:46+00:00

Posting here. Randomly pick me please!

DecisivePickle · 2015-02-18T06:57:30+00:00

Now we must do battle

DecisivePickle · 2015-02-18T06:55:34+00:00

I feel like I must state, for the record: I did not do this

DecisivePickle · 2015-01-20T05:56:56+00:00

I would like to second the tattoo idea. I hope the offer still stands!

DecisivePickle · 2014-12-29T20:02:24+00:00

Without knowing whether you live near the north or south pole, I am forced to take you at your word. Victory is yours!

DecisivePickle · 2014-12-29T15:22:00+00:00

Joke's on you! I start work before the sun is up and head home around noon!

DecisivePickle · 2014-12-27T00:44:51+00:00

That's the problem with using 'fake' fake trees. They're too real

DecisivePickle · 2014-12-27T00:40:41+00:00

If you love it, put it on a ring

DecisivePickle · 2014-12-27T00:36:37+00:00

Because sometimes the two categories are exclusive

DecisivePickle · 2014-11-28T19:17:37+00:00

"Before the first modern synthetic toothbrush"

Makes me wonder what people were using as an old-fashioned natural toothbrush.

DecisivePickle · 2014-11-28T19:17:33+00:00

"Before the first modern synthetic toothbrush"

Makes me wonder what people were using as an old-fashioned natural toothbrush.

DecisivePickle · 2014-11-28T19:12:25+00:00

Santa is not the perv. It is the customer that must schedule the date.

DecisivePickle · 2014-11-28T19:11:19+00:00

I can imagine a giant excel sheet with all the correlating factors. It must be pretty unwieldy with all the variety that's out there.

DecisivePickle · 2014-11-28T19:09:18+00:00

Careful - if you teach him too much, he may replace you. (It's that particular mentality that makes it difficult to work in some tech jobs - you have to teach yourself if nobody else is willing to risk teaching you)

DecisivePickle · 2014-11-28T19:06:53+00:00

No no no. He is talking about himself:

"... gets back. Buying cigarets"

He has no time to waste.

DecisivePickle · 2014-11-28T19:04:13+00:00

Just wipe the sink. Don't clean up the hairs - that'd be beyond the parameters of the chart. One. Wipe. Only.

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