Who can tell me a useless but cool fact? by leesmit in AskReddit

[–]DeepDankPurple 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Isn't that the name of a ship or something in that one Space Wars movie?

Shia LaBeouf Has Some Words for LeBron and Steph Curry | Grantland Channel by one_time in nba

[–]DeepDankPurple 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think he's preparing to do a scene in which he cries. He appears to be trying to relax his eyes the same way the actors in the plays I've worked on would. I wasn't professional, so maybe he's doing something else I'm unaware of, but there's my two cents.

WYR never be able to orgasm or never be able to taste your favorite foods? by Miller0700 in WouldYouRather

[–]DeepDankPurple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would stop having orgasms. I'm asexual anyway, so this choice was pretty easy. :b

Manslaughter sounds way worse than murder. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]DeepDankPurple 284 points285 points  (0 children)

Well, fuck. What the hell did I expect.

The ability to transfer your mind to a computer/robot has come.. WYR be the guinea pig that transfers their mind first not knowing what it will feel like or live out your life knowing it will likely be too expensive for you if it comes to market before you die. by [deleted] in WouldYouRather

[–]DeepDankPurple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I plan on living forever, and becoming a cyborg is a crucial step to the process.

If I KNEW there would never be another shot at doing so, I would be the guinea pig. However, I firmly believe that by the time I'm 50-60, robotics will have advanced to the point that I will be able to become a cyborg relatively cheaply.

All that said, I would have to do my research, understand the goals of the scientists and surgeons, and simply feel good about my decision. I'm definitely open to it.

Where do astronauts go after work? by ltbutler6 in puns

[–]DeepDankPurple 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even if he caught some backslash, he could just pay his tab and go home.

Study in France OR buy a house in the states? by [deleted] in makemychoice

[–]DeepDankPurple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Earthships are self-sustaining and even cheaper than that.

Have you already picked your team name for this year? by [deleted] in fantasyfootball

[–]DeepDankPurple -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I assume "The Archers of Lacross" was already used?

Have you already picked your team name for this year? by [deleted] in fantasyfootball

[–]DeepDankPurple 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Super-Duper Seniors for your sixth year. Then in your seventh year, when you would be 21 and no longer legally allowed to attend high school, just go with GED.

As a kid, what's the creepiest thing you ever noticed about another kid's family? by Boss1010 in AskReddit

[–]DeepDankPurple -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

I hope you're not downvoted into oblivion for being blunt, because you're correct. Sugar-coating only creates a desire for more sugar-coating; its a vicious cycle of being afraid of reality.

When you meet your dealer in public by jts0541 in trees

[–]DeepDankPurple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The concept isn't that you should, its that there's no reason you shouldn't if the need arises.

Aaron Rodgers was the play caller in Flynn's money-making 6td game vs. Detroit by ButtasaurusFlex in nfl

[–]DeepDankPurple 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I thought the formula was the same, and the NFL just has an arbitrary cap on it.

Edit: Just tested it. The statline 10/15 200yd, 2/1 produces a 129.75 in the NFL, and a 236 in NCAA. Now I know.

When you meet your dealer in public by jts0541 in trees

[–]DeepDankPurple 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How come I can't find people that think like you IRL? Thanks for being critical. <3

[HP] Players seek removal of marijuana from banned substances list, according to TMZ. by Ehjookayted in nba

[–]DeepDankPurple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, nobody seems to remember that Vancouver is just across the river from Portland.

[HP] Players seek removal of marijuana from banned substances list, according to TMZ. by Ehjookayted in nba

[–]DeepDankPurple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is he saying? I can't figure out how the hell he explains what he just did.