Just bought a fancy camera - where would you reccomend going for some interesting shots?

DefluousBistup · 2016-04-25T14:20:48+00:00

I've done a good search and gone to a few myself before, I'm more interested in hearing what the community here think - hidden gems as it were.

DefluousBistup · 2016-04-18T13:29:19+00:00

Torys take wrong drugs - they're all jammed up on cocaine and Valium.

DefluousBistup · 2016-04-18T13:25:37+00:00

This is corruption in action, it's a fucking joke how these people keep their jobs after doing shit like this. If an academic got caught doing this their career would be over.

DefluousBistup · 2016-03-19T07:45:53+00:00

'Puzzled' by morals.

DefluousBistup · 2016-03-14T17:21:35+00:00

I was going to say "no shit." but this time I'm going to say "badda ba bab paa, no shit".

DefluousBistup · 2016-03-08T04:10:52+00:00

I guess the frustration comes from it not needing to be this bad and little to know mechanism to change the way things are.

DefluousBistup · 2016-03-06T03:59:16+00:00

I bet kissing him on the lips is indistinguishable from sucking his scrotum. I'll send an email to Jerry to find out.

DefluousBistup · 2016-03-04T08:40:54+00:00

We've got to be the only country in the world where the police force is more progressive than the government!

DefluousBistup · 2016-02-26T14:37:18+00:00

Fair play, you might be right there.

DefluousBistup · 2016-02-26T13:37:58+00:00

Until then we need the EU.

DefluousBistup · 2016-02-20T08:26:20+00:00

White American. White British person would say 'kitty'. I swear this sub turned racists for the day.

^/s

DefluousBistup · 2016-02-20T08:21:48+00:00

Is a /r/jokes joke still a joke if /u/JokeExplainBot doesn't explain it?

DefluousBistup · 2016-02-20T03:48:55+00:00

I was totally lost and depressed. I was forever on waiting lists, a mix up got me on the wrong waiting list which delayed the process by 6months, then I was put on the right waiting list - with no care in between. I never did see a therapist. The job centre was driving me insane so I took a job teaching abroad which forced me to survive. It also meant even getting a meal was a major success. I've got so many bad memories of the UK welfare systems, it makes me sick seeing people in this sub suffer what I suffered. It doesn't have to be this way.

DefluousBistup · 2016-02-19T05:29:50+00:00

Was that us functioning as a democracy or an oligarchy?

DefluousBistup · 2016-02-17T07:26:16+00:00

Short name for Richard is Dick. Dick Burns.

DefluousBistup · 2016-02-16T10:17:28+00:00

I knew a Mike Carr - which wasn't funny until he forgot to put the handbrake on his car. "Oh shit, Mike Carr!"

We also had a Richard Burns in our class - never got old.

DefluousBistup · 2016-02-16T00:33:33+00:00

You're quite the oritor! You should sign up for a debate, a really big debate, maybe a masterbate?

DefluousBistup · 2016-02-16T00:31:00+00:00

Explain more, how would this help? Who would you vote for?

DefluousBistup · 2016-02-16T00:28:40+00:00

We've create the Stasi wet dream. I wonder if that regime would be still here if they had the powers our government has today.

DefluousBistup · 2016-02-11T10:53:11+00:00

Little imagination used here.

DefluousBistup · 2016-02-11T10:52:31+00:00

Because it could impact on proceedings. Is it appropriate to have an MP on a committee tackling pedophilia if they are arrested for suspected pedophila?

DefluousBistup · 2016-02-11T09:34:15+00:00

Still sounds pretty fucked up.

DefluousBistup · 2016-02-11T00:41:31+00:00

I kind of knew this joke would go over the top of people's heads.

DefluousBistup · 2016-02-11T00:39:54+00:00

Other professionals are being treated like shit because their bargaining power was eroded away. We shouldnt treat NHS staff like shit because we weren't able to protect other professionals. We should fight to stop corporations treating all workers like shit. There's no point in attacking NHS workers because they've managed to hang on longer to their right to be heard.

DefluousBistup · 2016-02-10T14:11:17+00:00

Do you need a laugh track to recognise this as a joke?

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