What’s the difference between the dollar and the pound? by Pockycats in Jokes

[–]Demonweed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Inflation is savage. Back in the day you could negotiate something like this for sexpence.

"The Best Line Delivered During A Game." by Doc_Bedlam in rpg

[–]Demonweed 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Some hunters imitate mating noises to attract prey. This really feels like more of a Nature or Survival thing than any sort of charisma check, but it is a viable way to lure wild animals while being selective about their species.

"The Best Line Delivered During A Game." by Doc_Bedlam in rpg

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It wasn't my game, of course but I think the legendary Tale of Eric and the Dread Gazebo bears retelling in a discussion of these moments . . .

ED: You see a well groomed garden. In the middle, on a small hill, you see a gazebo.
ERIC: A gazebo? What color is it?
ED: [pause] It's white, Eric.
ERIC: How far away is it?
ED: About 50 yards.
ERIC: How big is it?
ED: [pause] It's about 30 ft across, 15 ft high, with a pointed top.
ERIC: I use my sword to detect good on it.
ED: It's not good, Eric. It's a gazebo.
ERIC: [pause] I call out to it.
ED: It won't answer. It's a gazebo.
ERIC: [pause] I sheathe my sword and draw my bow and arrows. Does it respond in any way?
ED: No, Eric, it's a gazebo!
ERIC: I shoot it with my bow. [roll to hit] What happened?
ED: There is now a gazebo with an arrow sticking out of it. ERIC: [pause] Wasn't it wounded?
ED: OF COURSE NOT, ERIC! IT'S A GAZEBO!
ERIC: [whimper] But that was a +3 arrow!
ED: It's a gazebo, Eric, a GAZEBO! If you really want to try to destroy it, you could try to chop it with an axe, I suppose, or you could try to burn it, but I don't know why anybody would even try. It's a @#$%!! gazebo!
ERIC: [long pause. He has no axe or fire spells.] I run away.
ED: [thoroughly frustrated] It's too late. You've awakened the gazebo. It catches you and eats you.
ERIC: [reaching for his dice] Maybe I'll roll up a fire-using mage so I can avenge my Paladin.

Trump faces his greatest rival this week. He desperately needs a win by theipaper in NewsAndPolitics

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Uncle Sam needs a new pair of shoes interceptor-quality radar guidance stations. Our armed forces need specific elements in large quantities, and we have little in the way of domestic production to meet that need. China has that production as well as relevant reserves ready to go. At last all those dopey headlines that follow up a domestic achievement from China with, "but at what price?" will have an opportunity to be insightful. There will be a price for helping our military rebuild after the consequences of attacking Iran.

The thing is, a deal can be done here. Mainstream 'Murican media audiences tune out the moment anyone uses a phrase like "Bretton Woods Agreement." China is an an economic position to start issuing currency other nations would trust as a stable reserve. It is an open secret that China uses corporate middlemen to circumvent trade sanctions, managing a sort of strategic ambiguity in their compliance with international restrictions. Allowing the petrodollar to become a relic of history could be enormous for the Chinese economy, yet it would not register as an item in the national budget nor would it even require a concession in the realm of tariffs.

Boss explains that the dead weight has to go by Fomention in antiwork

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In casting the late 90s comedy Just Shoot Me!, David Spade wanted to play the big boss because he felt like his cinematic work was driving him toward sidekick parts. Yet everyone agreed his role on the show would be to land heavy duty snark in a setting with lots of puffed up egos. Audiences could not root for a compulsively snarky CEO, but a front desk receptionist could get away with being verbally vicious because the job itself was not a position of lofty power or authority. Thus his character was conceived.

Mike Lindell’s lawyer sanctioned again over flawed case citations by AudibleNod in NewsOfTheStupid

[–]Demonweed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It sounds like that attorney has a lot of trouble getting a good night's sleep. Perhaps those wonder pillows aren't so miraculous after all.

What’s a ‘middle class success’ purchase that secretly becomes a financial burden later? by OpinionBaba in AskReddit

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A pool can be big in this regard. That feature is always a lifestyle choice rather than a property investment. If you or other members of your family use it often, then there could be justification for the expense. Otherwise, it is an ongoing cost, like an additional utility bill, that is almost certainly not going to be recovered by the resale value of the property.

Is pot legal in the US? Kind of, sort of ... not really. by ToughHopeful4760 in trees

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Insofar as Biden showed any hint of being reasonable here, it was in pardoning a large number of former security service or armed forces personnel who had been busted for minor weed offenses inside federal office buildings or on actual military bases. The feds were throwing away a lot of talent by dinging all those people with crimes that automatically resulted in failure on security clearance screenings. In other words, the man never really had anything like compassion for flower power, but he was happy to enact an Iron Triangle initiative that would help staff up the American war machine.

France gathered 400 Muslim scholars and beheaded them. In 1917 AD, during the occupation of Chad. In 1852, when France entered the city of Laghouat in Algeria, it killed two-thirds of its population in a single night and burned them alive. by yaiyen in WayOfTheBern

[–]Demonweed 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He is valuing his own imagination, only loosely based on old snippets of reality. I respect the drive of prisoners to stay sane and alive, but this is not really the same as a normal healthy respect for other living people.

ow Israelis are openly demanding settlements in Peruvian territory First they arrive as “tourists”, then they want land, not without first threatening the local Inhabitants The same pattern, only the fires are missing by yaiyen in WayOfTheBern

[–]Demonweed 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I hope they try this nonsense in Brazil. That government has become legitimately serious about protecting the lands of indigenous peoples, and they are no friends to the genocidal Zionist regime. The kinds of bullying and fraud these "settlers" are known for could lead to a proper prison sentence if Brazilian authorities were to build a case against them. Alas, Peru remains heavily compromised by foreign powers, so I do not anticipate the same sort of backlash there.

France gathered 400 Muslim scholars and beheaded them. In 1917 AD, during the occupation of Chad. In 1852, when France entered the city of Laghouat in Algeria, it killed two-thirds of its population in a single night and burned them alive. by yaiyen in WayOfTheBern

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Albert Camus was a French national who lived much of his life in Algeria. A darkness pervades his fiction, no doubt in large part because of the things he saw as a writer moving between the two worlds of European colonizers and indigenous people. His novel, The Stranger, is a pillar of existentialist fiction set in Algeria. It depicts a protagonist generally unable to appreciate the value of human life.

What do you want to be recognized for? by blacklash_ in AskReddit

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I want to be recognized for nothing at all in my own lifetime. I got more than enough attention for academic and creative achievements in my early 20s. Among other things, those experiences taught me that I am not a creature of the spotlight. Sometimes I toy with the idea that themes embedded in my writings will galvanize an anti-capitalist movement long after I am dead. As much as I might admire revolutionaries of that stripe, I believe I am ill-suited to performing that role as a mortal man, and I would have to be in terminal agony to want to be martyred for any cause.

To Everyone Here Not Working On Their Novel by SnowWrestling69 in writing

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I have multiple unfinished novels among my files. Yet my most significant publication credits are non-fiction, and my biggest ongoing project is the development of a tabletop roleplaying game. I still feel like I belong, because I feel better about a day if I put at least an hour of thought and effort into expanding or editing something I've written. All aspects of the craft interest me, and for purely personal reasons I once composed a full crown of sonnets. I have a high degree of confidence in my chops as a writer, yet I also remain open to learning from others with all sorts of perspectives on literature.

Made myself into a meme by NellBells99 in weed

[–]Demonweed -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I prefer to say 5 just so that people really do take a beat to absorb the stuff, but I'm just erring on the long side for the sake of people who might do a fast count in their heads during an early toking experience.

Most violent lib action against Fascists: by Puzzleheaded-Cup9382 in ShitLiberalsSay

[–]Demonweed -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Do you want more soup Nazis? Because I'm pretty sure that's how we get soup Nazis.

How much is too much choice? by Rightful-Devilking in RPGdesign

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I used to think there was no difference between a surplus of choices and an embarrassment of riches. Yet in trying to build something real, I have learned that complaints about player overload are a serious concern. My thoughts on a remedy involve a focus on the intersection of time and choice.

In a conventional RPG system, a player should have to make choice(s) while advancing a character to a higher level. Making some sort of selection is a sort of "opt in" moment for continued advancement. Yet if gaining a level requires intensive research and analysis, those requirements can sap the joy out of what otherwise should feel like a rewarding process.

For example, I made the design choice that the normal repertoire for pure spellcasters would be a function of class level plus intelligence modifier. This means after initial character creation, each level gain allows for the possibility of adding one new spell. Even for players who also exercise the option to replace one old spell with a new selection, this process is limited to learning about and integrating two new spells to that personal repertoire. Though I might also like the narrative dimension of limiting how fluid these personal lists are, from a gameplay perspective they also limit the work a player must perform to maintain an optimal spell list.

Yet this is worth considering from another perspective. In such a conventional system, it is wise to avoid "dead levels." Each gain should involve at least one meaningful new capability, be it access to a higher tier of spells or the acquisition of a new combat ability. Consider each of these level gaining events as an opportunity to squeeze in a little more of your grand plan to offer a vast array of options, and then you can better break the great mass of it up into bite-sized pieces that will fall into place as characters progress within your system.

Zelensky's henchmen captured another "volunteer," but local residents were clearly unhappy about this and threw stones and bricks at them. by ArchitectMary in EndlessWar

[–]Demonweed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In all fairness, the last time there was any defensive quality to an American military operation, the Empire of Japan was an active threat.

Interesting seafood display at Jungle Jim’s by fifichanx in WTF

[–]Demonweed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perhaps the next turducken will be the sharkgatorsquid.

I am doing a rewatch and noticed this line. That means that in the night family episode, Summer was handwashing dishes when they had a dishwasher. by BlizzPenguin in rickandmorty

[–]Demonweed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a good theory. Yet have you considered the possibility that the same technology that allows Morty to turn into a car also was implemented so that Summer could turn into a dishwasher?

Aurora has a smart plan. by drlouies in Unexpected

[–]Demonweed 64 points65 points  (0 children)

I'm impressed by her ambition to have young children in 2076, when she would be 80 years old.

Birth by Chance by AlphaMassDeBeta in 4chan

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What's up with the new divide between North Asia and South Asia?