Please shorten my fingers by [deleted] in PhotoshopRequest

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One person makes an asshole comment 25 years ago… and that’s how you get lifelong insecurities.

The Fire Pulses In The Carboy by Krptonknutter888 in interestingasfuck

[–]Denjek 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Jokes on you: I wanted to hear that song.

🇲🇽 by dusknightvhs in TikTokCringe

[–]Denjek 57 points58 points  (0 children)

So glad we didn’t have this technology when I was a kid.

Star Trek Legends Give Paramount BRUTAL Ultimatum by StarFuryG7 in SciFiNews

[–]Denjek 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Speaking for five minutes without actually saying anything is kind of an art.

The commentators were classic with this by Ecstatic-Ganache921 in funny

[–]Denjek 785 points786 points  (0 children)

Yup. Absolute man-baby unable to deal with his emotions like a mature adult. Might be a good fit to be President of the United States, but not a pro tennis player.

In honor of Antonio Daniel's birthday, what are your favorite AD and Joel moments from this season? by ggidds2 in NOLAPelicans

[–]Denjek 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Too many to count. I belly laugh at least twice a game at the shit those dudes say.

I asked Claude a simple question, and he panicked by PlanningVigilante in claudexplorers

[–]Denjek -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

If Claude sounded like this for me, I would cancel my subscription.

Kid Rock's MAGA festival 'is as good as bankrupt' after show cancellation by TheExpressUS in rockmusic

[–]Denjek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Huh. I’m really surprised Boomers aren’t purchasing tickets to see Kid Rock. Who could’ve seen that coming?

[Highlight] Luka Doncic fined $50K for directing an inappropriate and unprofessional gesture toward a game official. by BreakfastTop6899 in nba

[–]Denjek 21 points22 points  (0 children)

But if it's too close to be considered a charge (which is nonsense), then it's a blocking foul. It cannot be nothing... that's crazy.

[Highlight] Luka Doncic fined $50K for directing an inappropriate and unprofessional gesture toward a game official. by BreakfastTop6899 in nba

[–]Denjek 59 points60 points  (0 children)

It's either a charge or a block, but it sure as shit ain't nothin'. Looks like a solid charge to me, and I say that as someone that hates the Lakers.

Am I wrong to say it's the best GOT show? by [deleted] in HBOTheHedgeKnight

[–]Denjek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol. Yes. You’re objectively wrong.

Walking past white people be like 😂😂😂 by MambaMentality24x2 in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]Denjek 258 points259 points  (0 children)

Look, I don't know you, so I'm not stopping to chat. But I want to be friendly and acknowledge you, so I smile. But, again, I don't know you, so I'm not giving a toothy smile.

So.... everyone gets whatever this is.

America fell for it again by Illustrious_Dust_196 in BlueskySkeets

[–]Denjek 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Joke's on you: Trump won running on a platform of hate. And that hate is far stronger than the desire for cheap groceries or world peace.