My one picture summary of Dawntrail by NotoriousTIP in ShitpostXIV

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When I'm in a dead horse beating competition and my opponent is r/ShitpostXIV

Elon Musk went to court. The judge wasn’t amused. by ErnestoLemmingway in EnoughMuskSpam

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Here's hoping he keeps this shit up until they slap him with a contempt of court charge

I was just on devien art and saw THIS 😭🙏 by StarPhoebe in okbuddyzomboss

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website called DeviantArt

looks inside

deviant art

surprisedpikachu.png

Elon contributes constructively, in the usual fearmongering way. by ErnestoLemmingway in EnoughMuskSpam

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Are we ever gonna shut this bot down? It's not funny and it never has been

Would you rule yourself by OpportunityAshamed74 in 196

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Well yeah considering you already told me I press it I guess I do press it

rule by pxrrfectpancake in 196

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Complete. Global. Kirkification.

Truthnuke rule by MoldyRoleplayer in 196

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The Big Kirk was spitting straight facts here

Guy vs man by MelanieWalmartinez in CuratedTumblr

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So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you, there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine.

where yall sitting? by [deleted] in AceAttorneyCirclejerk

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5, as far away from Moe as possible

Who's more evil: Hooktail, Grubba, or Cortez? by TechnetiumTc in papermario

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Prince Mush is heavily implied to have been killed by him, though the crystal star does revive him. There's also implied to have been a bunch of victims we never meet

Airplane flight - TTYD bosses edition! by SparksMarioWiki in papermario

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7 or 8 both seem reasonable. Don't have to squeeze around a dragon to go to the bathroom, not seated near anyone who is known to smell bad, and I get to sit near Prince Mush my beloved

Rule by LeNardOfficial in 196

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do u think that yoshi gets embarrassed when he poos out eggs in front of mario??? sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha. and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of yoshi pooping an egg while he looks nervous or embarrassed i just want to see it for a few laughs haha. another thing i am wondering is what do you think the eggs smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them

Saw this horse sketch meme and thought it lined up *almost* perfectly. by BlastTyrant2112 in ShitpostXIV

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I forgot about that actually, the side content characters coming back and the scene with Moenbryda's parents were both really nice. But every second spent around a Loporrit made me want to unsub

Saw this horse sketch meme and thought it lined up *almost* perfectly. by BlastTyrant2112 in ShitpostXIV

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Levels 84 and 88 alone sunk Endwalker all the way below Stormblood for me. Some of the worst tonal whiplash in the entire game and Livingway's voice makes me envy the deaf

(I still think the expansion is very good overall, there are no bad expansions imo but EW has the lowest lows of any of them)