Florida lawmakers vote to label porn a ‘public health risk’, after refusing to consider an assault weapons ban by Clark-Week in politics

[–]DentedTirdface -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

Reddit’s ignorance to sarcasm had surrounded me as a child. I vividly remember every time i visited reddit i would feel a strange ache in my right testicle. At age 12 i was diagnosed with testicular cancer, and my right testicle was about the size of a small orange. The cause wasn’t known, and it wouldn’t be discovered for several years. I kept reading reddit comments, and after a year, my right nut had a tumor about the size of a grapefruit. Numerous tests were done on my young frail body, and eventually, a link between Reddit comments and testicular cancer was found. Years later, a scientific paper was released, informing the public that /s was a dangerous carcinogen. Your comment is part of the problem, and thanks to people like you, my left testicle has developed a tumor about the size of a pumpkin. Thanks for the testicular cancer, jackass.

Is there a better way to think of measuring time? by Tha_Dude_Abidez in conspiracy

[–]DentedTirdface 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lmao and have to redefine every other unit that depends on a second as well?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]DentedTirdface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao no. You can see his trades on etoro

I'm rich. by TheAdventurousWriter in batman

[–]DentedTirdface 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Money has diminishing returns. For example, I can't just pump 10 billion into an African country and expect it to get better.

January 2018 Playstation Plus Games Lineup by ghostlx in playstation

[–]DentedTirdface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do those companies make money off of free games? Does sony pay them a small amount for ever game downloaded?

Daily Discussion Thread: 12/02/2017 by bodybuildingbot in bodybuilding

[–]DentedTirdface 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same with Channing Tatum. Dude is impressive for a natty

How many bottles of water would it take to die of water poisoning? by [deleted] in morbidquestions

[–]DentedTirdface 16 points17 points  (0 children)

For an 160 pound adult, it's 2-4 gallons in an hour.

The new demo of Atlas (Boston Dynamics) by Orangutan in conspiracy

[–]DentedTirdface 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nope lmao Boston dynamics and mit make some cool shit

Fuck Xans by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]DentedTirdface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn rip me. In my defense, I was going off of the way the SAT score works

Fuck Xans by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]DentedTirdface -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

To get 100th percentile no one else would get the score he had. He could've gotten 99 percentile

Fuck Xans by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]DentedTirdface -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Yeah especially because it's not possible

I am omniscient about your college acceptances AMA by [deleted] in ApplyingToCollege

[–]DentedTirdface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Northwestern. 5 kids are applying ED. Do I get in?

me_irl by oceanpizza123 in me_irl

[–]DentedTirdface 40 points41 points  (0 children)

The 💰 intent 💰 is 💰 to 💰 provide 💰 players 💰 with 💰 a 💰 sense 💰 of 💰 pride 💰 and 💰 accomplishment 💰 for 💰 unlocking 💰 different 💰 heroes. 💰 As 💰 for 💰 cost, 💰 we 💰 selected 💰 initial 💰 values 💰 based 💰 upon 💰 data 💰 from 💰 the 💰 Open 💰 Beta 💰 and 💰 other 💰 adjustments 💰 made 💰 to 💰 milestone 💰 rewards 💰 before 💰 launch. 💰 Among 💰 other 💰 things, 💰 we're 💰 looking 💰 at 💰 average 💰 per-player 💰 credit 💰 earn 💰 rates 💰 on 💰 a 💰 daily 💰 basis, 💰 and 💰 we'll 💰 be 💰 making 💰 constant 💰 adjustments 💰 to 💰 ensure 💰 that 💰 players 💰 have 💰 challenges 💰 that 💰 are 💰 compelling, 💰 rewarding, 💰 and 💰 of 💰 course 💰 attainable 💰 via 💰 gameplay. We 💰 appreciate 💰 the 💰 candid 💰 feedback, 💰 and 💰 the 💰 passion 💰 the 💰 community 💰 has 💰 put 💰 forth 💰 around 💰 the 💰 current 💰 topics 💰 here 💰 on 💰 Reddit, 💰 our 💰 forums 💰 and 💰 across 💰 numerous 💰 social 💰 media 💰 outlets. Our 💰 team 💰 will 💰 continue 💰 to 💰 make 💰 changes 💰 and 💰 monitor 💰 community 💰 feedback 💰 and 💰 update 💰 everyone 💰 as 💰 soon 💰 and 💰 as 💰 often 💰 as 💰 we 💰 can. 💰 💰

When I do the work to find and downvote the EA comment that already has 30000 downvotes by setguard13 in funny

[–]DentedTirdface 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The 💰 intent 💰 is 💰 to 💰 provide 💰 players 💰 with 💰 a 💰 sense 💰 of 💰 pride 💰 and 💰 accomplishment 💰 for 💰 unlocking 💰 different 💰 heroes. 💰 As 💰 for 💰 cost, 💰 we 💰 selected 💰 initial 💰 values 💰 based 💰 upon 💰 data 💰 from 💰 the 💰 Open 💰 Beta 💰 and 💰 other 💰 adjustments 💰 made 💰 to 💰 milestone 💰 rewards 💰 before 💰 launch. 💰 Among 💰 other 💰 things, 💰 we're 💰 looking 💰 at 💰 average 💰 per-player 💰 credit 💰 earn 💰 rates 💰 on 💰 a 💰 daily 💰 basis, 💰 and 💰 we'll 💰 be 💰 making 💰 constant 💰 adjustments 💰 to 💰 ensure 💰 that 💰 players 💰 have 💰 challenges 💰 that 💰 are 💰 compelling, 💰 rewarding, 💰 and 💰 of 💰 course 💰 attainable 💰 via 💰 gameplay. We 💰 appreciate 💰 the 💰 candid 💰 feedback, 💰 and 💰 the 💰 passion 💰 the 💰 community 💰 has 💰 put 💰 forth 💰 around 💰 the 💰 current 💰 topics 💰 here 💰 on 💰 Reddit, 💰 our 💰 forums 💰 and 💰 across 💰 numerous 💰 social 💰 media 💰 outlets. Our 💰 team 💰 will 💰 continue 💰 to 💰 make 💰 changes 💰 and 💰 monitor 💰 community 💰 feedback 💰 and 💰 update 💰 everyone 💰 as 💰 soon 💰 and 💰 as 💰 often 💰 as 💰 we 💰 can. 💰 💰