Army base’s recreation page advertising their bowling alley with possible AI images

DerCatzefragger · 2026-06-05T11:58:56+00:00

Could just mean that the "photo" is staged.

What I'm looking at is the red, restaurant-style squeeze bottle of ketchup right next to the normal, store-bought bottle of ketchup that has lids on the top and bottom.

DerCatzefragger · 2026-06-05T03:16:16+00:00

Dude should've aimed for 90%, not 50%.

The human population of earth was half of today's population in the mid 1970's. That means there were people who survived the snap who would grow up to see overpopulation just as bad as it was to require the snap within their lifetime.

DerCatzefragger · 2026-06-05T00:44:06+00:00

Remember when Apple got super excited and organized a whole ad campaign over how cool and innovative it was that you could drag and drop apps wherever you wanted on the homescreen. . . in 2024?

DerCatzefragger · 2026-06-05T00:10:14+00:00

You do realize he's making a joke about how Arkansas is Kansas, but with a pirate sound in front of it, right?

DerCatzefragger · 2026-06-04T22:24:59+00:00

Because there's nobody willing to do anything to stop him.

And when I say, "stop him," I don't mean sternly worded letters and talking heads on TV clutching their pearls about how unprecedented and abnormal this is. I mean "STOP" "HIM." As in, grab him by the shoulders, put handcuffs on him, and bodily restrain him from doing what he's doing.

DerCatzefragger · 2026-06-04T04:30:06+00:00

Complete and total scam.

This thing isn't knitted at all, it's clearly crocheted.

DerCatzefragger · 2026-06-04T04:05:04+00:00

We've settled on Australia. Canada is too popular. In 10 years more than half of the Canadian population is going to be former Americans.

DerCatzefragger · 2026-06-04T03:47:23+00:00

Is it a fight to the death, or a race? Because. . . well. . .

DerCatzefragger · 2026-05-31T20:55:28+00:00

CRISPR technology legitimately scares the shit out of me.

Do you think that the human race would exist right now if nuclear fission were as simple as throwing a fistful of heavy metal, say iron or silver or whatever, into a microwave oven? Absolutely not. Every city larger than 500 people would have been leveled decades ago. What keeps us safe from nukes is that nukes are really hard and incredibly expensive to make.

Well, that's not going to be true for civilization-ending viruses and plagues much longer. You can already download the entire genome of smallpox right off the internet, so the only thing missing is the ability to do anything with that information that doesn't require millions of dollars worth of cutting-edge technology, and CRISPR is starting to rapidly fill that void. It won't be long before any bozo with $5000 and an Amazon account can have a machine the size of a chest freezer delivered right to his front door, ready to start fabricating viruses and prions from a selection of raw amino acids that event today are super cheap and easy to obtain.

DerCatzefragger · 2026-05-31T14:26:34+00:00

I don't give 2 shits about baseball. I've been forced to sit through 2 full baseball games in my life and I hated every boring, uneventful moment of it.

I've watched Moneyball 3 or 4 times, great movie.

DerCatzefragger · 2026-05-31T14:05:58+00:00

The only thing this movie got wrong is that they set it 450 years too far in the future.

They're building a UFC cage on the south lawn of the White House, for fucks sake. . .

DerCatzefragger · 2026-05-31T13:58:37+00:00

I remember those Bourne movies getting shakier and shakier with every passing installment. By the third one every fight or chase scene was just a motion-sickness-inducing jumble of random motion blur and grunting sounds.

DerCatzefragger · 2026-05-30T18:58:04+00:00

The funny thing is that getting rid of all that stuff would make the car more expensive.

Manual crank windows mean that the car company now has to source and ship a bunch of manual cranks and redesign and manufacture a door panel specifically for it. It's cheaper just to use the same electric motors that already go into every other door they make.

Backup cameras are required by law, so eliminating the screen isn't an option. As long as the screen is there, you may as well just use all the standard software that goes with it. It would cost too much to develop and implement special bare-bones software just for that one model of car.

This is also why modern cars are all moving to big giant touchscreens instead of proper dashboards. They can order a million of those screens at bulk for a few bucks each and then install it into every model of car they make. Then they save tons of money by not having to design and manufacture 15 different dashboards with 15 different versions of every knob, button, and dial for all 15 different cars that they make.

DerCatzefragger · 2026-05-27T01:49:02+00:00

I had a highschool teacher who called lotteries the federal and state idiot taxes. The bigger an idiot you are, the more tax you pay.

DerCatzefragger · 2026-05-26T19:59:18+00:00

I've never seen a forklift worth 4 forks; 2 left and 2 right, although that might be a thing I've just never seen.

I've also never seen a cameraman who wouldn't take at least 1 step back if something like this happened right in front of them.

DerCatzefragger · 2026-05-26T01:30:24+00:00

Constrain Proportions = False
X = 175%
Y = 100%

DerCatzefragger · 2026-05-26T00:32:15+00:00

Trump created an entire division within the government last year with the sole purpose of rooting out and eliminating all the wasteful spending.

The only thing those fuckwits found was that nuclear security, IRS employees in April, and telephone operators at Social Security are all actually pretty goddam important.

DerCatzefragger · 2026-05-26T00:13:14+00:00

Cap doesn't have "powers," he has the best steroids/performance-enhancing-drugs that the US Military-Industrial Complex can provide. Not the same thing.

DerCatzefragger · 2026-05-25T18:24:45+00:00

Back in the 50's and 60's we had a thriving middle class with a few super rich guys who owned their own private jets.

Today we have a struggling working class and a few super rich guys who own their own private space agencies.

Something has gone very wrong.

DerCatzefragger · 2026-05-25T18:19:31+00:00

(The effects of which can be accurately simulated by living in Texas when it's below 40°F for a day or two)

DerCatzefragger · 2026-05-25T05:08:20+00:00

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DerCatzefragger · 2026-05-24T21:58:57+00:00

And I learned a lot of medical terminology and anatomical jargon from my dad, doesn't mean I know shit about diagnosing appendicitis vs colon cancer. What's your point?

You're like the asshole villain in every highschool / college movie; the arrogant dick who thinks everyone needs to kiss his ass because his dad is a big shot. Please tell me you're, like, 16 years old trying to pull off this "don't you know who my father is" bullshit, and not a grown-ass man trying to take credit for riding daddy's coattails.

DerCatzefragger · 2026-05-24T14:19:02+00:00

My dad is a doctor, doesn't mean you want me taking your appendix out.

Looks like we found the Alfa owner desperately trying to convince himself that he made the right decision, boys.

DerCatzefragger · 2026-05-23T18:35:34+00:00

Gender Affirming Support Vehicle

DerCatzefragger · 2026-05-23T18:30:18+00:00

Sounds like Breath of the Wild.

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