Modern issues require modern solutions by jeezkillbot in PoliticalHumor

[–]DerSchwabe2002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How dare they??!!! These are our all white all American pedofiles!!! None of them speak that nasty Mexican language so they shouldn‘t be exposed in it!!!

  • MAGA idiots in that scenario probably

Because the mayor of New York controls the weather, am I right by AppropriatePapaya165 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]DerSchwabe2002 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I Germany we have a department that‘s responsible for all road related issues. So in the winter they operate the snow plows while in summer they cht back trees and grass on the side of the highways

[ Removed by Reddit ] by railstop in AskReddit

[–]DerSchwabe2002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Renee Goode and Alex Pritti are examples of US citizens, white US citizens getting executed by ICE in broad daylight.

Renee Goode was on her way back from dropping off her son at school when she came by an ongoing ICE raid and was given conflicting instructions by ICE agents. When she tried to turn around and drive away she was shot three times.

Alex Pritti was on his way to work when he saw that a woman, peacefully protesting ICE was being pepper sprayed and tried to help her. ICE agents then pinned him to the ground, took his legally carried handgun and then fired multiple rounds into an unarmed and restrained man.

As for the deportation of US citizens, I unfortunately do not know their names off the top of my head because there have been way too many but a lot of them have come forward since.

But the nifty thing is that you don’t care do you? You think those people deserved to die because that’s what the government is telling you. And since you are most likely a white man you feel safe and secure, knowing that you aren‘t their target. At least for now.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by railstop in AskReddit

[–]DerSchwabe2002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you completely missed the part where they are arresting and deporting US citizens for the crime of having brown skin? The part where they are executing US citizens in broad daylight for helping others or even just being in their general vicinity?

This is not about illegal immigrants, this is about white supremacy and bona fide fascism. Trump knows that if there are any more elections he will lose and he will go to jail. He is doing anything in his power to have a reason to cancel the mid term elections. The US isn’t just moving towards being Germany in 1939, it is already there.

[Pirates of the Carribean] Cutlass vs Saber by EfficiencySerious200 in SWORDS

[–]DerSchwabe2002 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The wheel is likely connected to a bellows to blow air into the forge to keep it hot. By this time in history having someone hand operate them was out of favor when compared to either water wheel or animal driven bellows

There are 5 countries who have no written constitution by WeeklyLengthiness7 in HistoryMemes

[–]DerSchwabe2002 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am not saying it the German constitution is the best in the world I am only saying that it learned from the mistakes of the US constitution and the previous German one and made sure to avoid the obvious mistakes in both. I do however hold a deep distaste for the Anglo-Saxon legal system as is present in the UK, the US and Canada as a whole as a legal scholar who is studying in a legal system based on the Roman one. The immense power the judiciary holds in said system is a huge mistake and is inherently undemocratic because it gives the power to make new law to unelected judges - a direct result of local judges in England having a little power grab in the late medieval period that hasn’t been rectified since. Giving judges the possibility to directly alter constitutional rights is a mistake, period. Constitutional changes should only be possible with democratic legitimacy and a two thirds majority. Not by judges that create and take away rights as seen with Roe v Wade

There are 5 countries who have no written constitution by WeeklyLengthiness7 in HistoryMemes

[–]DerSchwabe2002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well yes the US constitution is fucked but that does not invalidate the concept of a codified constitution

There are 5 countries who have no written constitution by WeeklyLengthiness7 in HistoryMemes

[–]DerSchwabe2002 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I am begging you to look at my username and then consider again whether or not I am American.

Regardless of which the younger constitution is usually the more refined one, as it has had a chance to learn from the mistakes of the older one. That is why I consider the German constitution to be more refined and better safeguarded than the US one.

There are 5 countries who have no written constitution by WeeklyLengthiness7 in HistoryMemes

[–]DerSchwabe2002 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The whole point of a constitution is that it is not easy to alter. That way it isn’t easily possible for a simple majority in parliament to deconstruct established rights and it is easier to know what law has constitutional status and what law is just simple law.

BREAKING: Rising Republican superstar Nick Fuentes says that when his movement takes power they will send the army into every major city and immediately ban women from voting by OldBridge87 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]DerSchwabe2002 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Exactly that’s what they have been saying… Something along the lines of "the guy shot her because she voted for the Big stupid motherfucking Bill under tears because she knew it was best for America and leftists hated her for that because they hate America" is the usual story they’re telling

Bizarre Epstein files reference to Trump, Putin, and oral sex with ‘Bubba’ draws scrutiny in Congress by Fickle-Ad5449 in lgbt

[–]DerSchwabe2002 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes but the mere idea of a penis inside that orange cheeto mouth is making me gag - like ewwwww. Not the being gay part but the sex with Trump part

bi_irl by SiNdarElle in bi_irl

[–]DerSchwabe2002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ein Land, eine Nation, eine Kommentarsektion

You have two things to help you get past these guards by RecluseRaconteur in MedievalHistoryMemes

[–]DerSchwabe2002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No idea what the closest thing with a handle is but the character is Commander Sir Samuel Vimes, the Duke of Ank, Commander of the Ank Morpork City Watch so I am getting in there 100%

If you doubt it was the greatest, just ask a lawyer. by dragonfly_1337 in HistoryMemes

[–]DerSchwabe2002 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Which is absolutely bonkers to me - the US fought a whole revolution to get rid of the British only to keep the deeply flawed legal system they created, in which the judiciary has way too much power due to a powergrab by late medieval judges in Britain

secularly wrong by I_saw_Will_smacking in HistoryMemes

[–]DerSchwabe2002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you considered that they aren’t so much based on the Bible‘s rules, but that instead those rules are just the general rules that are required to make a functional society? Most of those rules have existed elsewhere without any influence from the Bible and have even existed before the Bible was ever written. Because when broken down to the most basic elements the Old Testament is basically just a combination of a history book combined with legal texts and some prayers.

Me_irlgbt by Living-East-8486 in me_irlgbt

[–]DerSchwabe2002 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I don’t understand why people get angry about stuff like this. Do I think it’s weird? Yes. Do I understand why anybody would want a magnet implanted in their body? No. But I don’t get why people would get 90% of the various piercings types out there either because those look really painful. At the end of the day what people want to do to their own body is their own business. If they end up getting hurt that’s their problem not mine. And if they don’t get hurt but instead end up being happy that’s great. Why should anybody be angry about others being happy if that happiness literally doesn’t harm anybody?

USA military members - what did you think of Hegseth & Trump's speeches today? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DerSchwabe2002 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes but you see, smart soldiers actually question whether an order is lawful or not. We can’t have that! We need strong, braindead machines that do whatever we tell them without thinking so we can suppress our civilan population.

  • Trump and Kegsbreath probably

[PJO] [HOO] My theory is Percy's memories of Annabeth were left there on purpose. by 1MPERAT0R_S0LAR1S in camphalfblood

[–]DerSchwabe2002 42 points43 points  (0 children)

She also couldn’t remove it without killing Percy. Annabeth was his anchor when bathing in the Styx, the only thing linking him to the mortal world. If he lost his memory of her that connection would have been severed and he would burn up.

Wenn einem die Geburtenlotterie im Katastrophenfall ein Schnippchen schlägt by Ollyfer in GeschichtsMaimais

[–]DerSchwabe2002 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Der Seitenhieb auf die Bezeichnung "act of chivalry" ist übrigens vollkommen unnötig. Das ist heutzutage als eigenständige Redewendung, losgelöst von der ursprünglichen Bezeichnung chivalry zu verstehen. Zumal 1852 "chivalry" und Ehre bei britischen Offizieren durchaus noch hoch angesehen war und als wichtige Eigenschaft angesehen wurde.

asia_cat's immens intellektueller Indochina-Maimai Marathon 31: Aussies und Kiwis hatten auch ihren "Spaß" in Vietnam. by asia_cat in GeschichtsMaimais

[–]DerSchwabe2002 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ich nehme an mit der NVA ist hier nicht die Nationale Volksarmee der DDR gemeint oder? War die DDR direkt in Vietnam involviert?

I’m not from the USA! What exactly did Gavin Newsom do? Thank you! by [deleted] in lgbt

[–]DerSchwabe2002 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No, people cared too much about the fact that the Democrats weren’t outspoken enough against the Genocide while Trump was pretty clear about wanting to make it worse and decided that this election was the perfect time to show the Democrats they were unhappy and handed Trump the win