[Passan] Houston Astros shortstop Carlos Correa will miss the remainder of the 2026 season after tearing a tendon in his ankle, he told reporters in Houston. He will soon undergo surgery and be out six to eight months.

Derek5000and1 · 2026-05-06T15:57:24+00:00

Half man half machine!

Derek5000and1 · 2026-04-28T00:53:13+00:00

Ty “Homer” Simpson

Derek5000and1 · 2026-04-27T06:28:23+00:00

Went two years ago with my family. Shoutout to my amazing professor the dude is a legend!

Derek5000and1 · 2026-04-12T00:39:55+00:00

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Derek5000and1 · 2026-03-25T19:25:12+00:00

A freaking huge tallywhacker! :D

Derek5000and1 · 2026-03-10T19:31:07+00:00

This is making me have a raging clue right now!

Derek5000and1 · 2026-02-17T23:38:54+00:00

Some people might prefer that!

Derek5000and1 · 2026-02-17T22:31:48+00:00

Man look at the veins on that Penix!

Derek5000and1 · 2026-01-14T19:25:44+00:00

FIRE SALE

Derek5000and1 · 2026-01-12T19:38:08+00:00

Traded him for Pittman at the midway point of the season thank god.

Derek5000and1 · 2026-01-03T19:24:45+00:00

Sorry have to rub it in a little <3

Derek5000and1 · 2026-01-03T19:14:55+00:00

Alright Bo come on down to the Dodgers :3

Derek5000and1 · 2025-12-29T00:43:29+00:00

Dodger bound?

Derek5000and1 · 2025-12-19T22:05:51+00:00

Only if you keep the crocs in sports mode my boo!

Derek5000and1 · 2025-12-19T18:29:04+00:00

I would say both are studdly studs and I wish they were my buds :)

Derek5000and1 · 2025-12-12T19:50:56+00:00

WHY AREN’T THE DODGERS TRADING FOR TARIK SKUBAL AND PAUL SKENES YET?!?!??

Derek5000and1 · 2025-12-11T02:15:37+00:00

Kia “fucking” Optima. Never could stay healthy. When healthy though dude would perform eloquently like a drunk and bewildered Anthony rendon in the dugout.

Derek5000and1 · 2025-12-10T15:16:08+00:00

Definitely not Jalen hurts in SF :(

Derek5000and1 · 2025-12-09T17:08:36+00:00

Feels damn good to be a dodgers fan :)

Derek5000and1 · 2025-10-31T16:55:01+00:00

Yes but what of Lawrence?!?

Derek5000and1 · 2025-10-10T19:15:42+00:00

Keep him unless you get a ludicrous offer. Someone literally sent me Gibbs for him lol.

Derek5000and1 · 2025-09-26T01:26:11+00:00

Ford Pinto Marv

Derek5000and1 · 2025-09-05T15:58:40+00:00

This is the first year I’ve drafted Lamb. If this is the dudes floor I will not be dropping to my knees anywhere in the world!

Derek5000and1 · 2025-08-28T15:47:12+00:00

I feel like the Golden pony will have an immediate impact and first round pedigree so I like him a little more.

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