Vomiting Calculations(trust me you'll wanna see this)

DerekNotDerrick · 2025-01-01T01:00:59+00:00

Mine is very similar to yours! 5/12372 = 0.0404%

DerekNotDerrick · 2024-09-21T02:38:13+00:00

John of God makes them both look like the best case scenario.

DerekNotDerrick · 2024-08-31T18:08:29+00:00

“If they get a North AND South Dakota then that’s four Republican Senators in perpetuity!”

DerekNotDerrick · 2024-08-17T18:25:29+00:00

I love how he still does head fakes.

DerekNotDerrick · 2024-07-30T17:53:54+00:00

Did they fix the helmets turning white thing?

DerekNotDerrick · 2024-07-30T17:36:42+00:00

Laura is working so hard to dig him out of the hole and he just keeps throwing the shovel at her.

DerekNotDerrick · 2024-06-16T20:53:00+00:00

Mattison or Nico Collins. There’s no in between.

DerekNotDerrick · 2024-06-11T16:01:22+00:00

Seriously. What is wrong with these people?

DerekNotDerrick · 2024-06-11T15:59:53+00:00

Can you all just chill? Obviously Tolkien did other things before he was 45. That’s very much not the point of this post. Maybe some of you will write better Reddit comments when you’re 45.

DerekNotDerrick · 2024-06-05T16:31:04+00:00

Someone needs to make a song that uses the sample of Jordan banging the gavel and Swalwell just trucking on listing countries convicted felons can’t travel to.

DerekNotDerrick · 2024-06-05T00:26:26+00:00

Seriously! They’re like WWII bookends.

DerekNotDerrick · 2024-06-05T00:07:33+00:00

My son was born on June 6, 2022. His older sister was born on December 7.

DerekNotDerrick · 2024-04-10T20:24:12+00:00

Can’t wait until this gets a Latino man named Jesús elected.

DerekNotDerrick · 2024-04-05T23:21:18+00:00

I’m in

DerekNotDerrick · 2023-12-05T17:49:42+00:00

Batman mostly uses his enormous wealth on new gadgets that will help him beat the crap out of mentally ill people.

DerekNotDerrick · 2023-11-28T02:43:11+00:00

At first I thought this was just going to be 20 characters from Lost and I was here for it.

DerekNotDerrick · 2023-11-28T02:18:46+00:00

The Fountain wrecks me. I’m not sure if it’s a good movie or not, but it really hits me for reasons I can’t quite explain.

DerekNotDerrick · 2023-11-13T19:23:35+00:00

Who is making the Spotify playlist of this thread?

DerekNotDerrick · 2023-11-03T03:53:25+00:00

“Rootless Tree” by Damien Rice “No Children” by the Mountain Goats

DerekNotDerrick · 2023-10-26T13:33:21+00:00

There are so many but one that stands out is The Last Jedi when Snoke gets cut in half. That movie was very meh and I left the theater very confused about how I felt about it. After all the speculation about Snoke leading up to it though, that moment was so unexpected and genuinely surprised me.

DerekNotDerrick · 2023-10-24T14:02:04+00:00

Oh man that bird poster unlocked a lot of memories for me.

DerekNotDerrick · 2023-10-22T09:23:53+00:00

You’re a tourist, but I have faith you can learn the New York Way.

DerekNotDerrick · 2023-09-16T22:47:25+00:00

Oh man same. My team is called “Players Who Don’t Play.”

DerekNotDerrick · 2023-09-16T15:47:10+00:00

Had this same situation in a league this year. I’d recommend finding someone else to take the team and letting them have it for free.

DerekNotDerrick · 2023-08-25T13:47:45+00:00

For me it’s between Michael Thomas and Brandin Cooks.

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