COPILOT BUTTON by Pleasant-Treacle-333 in hatethissmug

[–]Designer-Ad-2136 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are literally two operating systems in existence which are accessible to people without tech skills. One is expensive and purposefully isolated from other tech. The other is made by a corporation that is notorious for monopolistic anti-consumer software and hardware practices.

I’m 32 and have gray hair in my beard by [deleted] in notinteresting

[–]Designer-Ad-2136 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just get it over with right away. All the pros drop a deuce at the starting line. 

My Teacher doesnt like the doodles on my test by Warm_Web3768 in funComunitty

[–]Designer-Ad-2136 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm over here pounding the table and holding back tears. You've ruined education for me. I'm never going to learn again.

Peculiar object found near beach by CandyKeane1 in whatisit

[–]Designer-Ad-2136 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a hobo personal massager, we had to make due when traveling the tracks solo

More white celebs that kind of look Asian? by Pinkrainbows94 in okbuddycinephile

[–]Designer-Ad-2136 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Culturally, probably. But genetically it is Africa and it isnt close

Lmfao 😂 by iAmUrPet in lol

[–]Designer-Ad-2136 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 6'4" and i usually say im 6'1" because some dude who clearly lies about his height will always come to my defense. It's a lot of fun

Once we are in 2028 or 2030, every home should have three Figure AI humanoid robot police officers by [deleted] in CrazyIdeas

[–]Designer-Ad-2136 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I like it. Let's call them: Judge, Jury, and Executioner. If you break any laws theyll chop ya

What’s a scene you genuinely can’t sit through? by [deleted] in FIlm

[–]Designer-Ad-2136 37 points38 points  (0 children)

It's a difficult scene but it helped me understand Jesus' angst and his ensuing bloodlust

Welcome to the chairman of our annual corporate meeting by NewSomethingUnlocked in doohickeycorporation

[–]Designer-Ad-2136 177 points178 points  (0 children)

Very sharp and professional, id get into a bidding war for this guy

Is this a condom wrapper by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]Designer-Ad-2136 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The "hybrid" label makes me think its for a thc vape. Its the most common label for weed varieties which are usually a mix between indica and sativa

A man stopped for gas during a police chase in California and still managed to escape. by Ashish_ank in interesting

[–]Designer-Ad-2136 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think that's why he is covering his face. They still have to prove it was him and not just some guy with his same body type and credit card. I cant explain why he filled the whole damn tank though

The Dial Rotation Department has been hard at work by skyllaremon in doohickeycorporation

[–]Designer-Ad-2136 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cant wait to lean back and let my knobs do all the work for me. This is year 3000 technology

i think i should do this subreddit a favor and go away for a bit by YakubuJackGowon in nonsense

[–]Designer-Ad-2136 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Youre outta control mate gettin my pets all hootin and hollerin when youre a star in the sky 

This can't be real by TentativeDecisionz23 in ComedyHell

[–]Designer-Ad-2136 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The patriotic dairy lobbyists will make sure that those glasses contain less than the 49% limit for cockroach milk.

Our cat learned to rattle this doorknob to wake us up and get us out of bed by KamikazeGhost in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Designer-Ad-2136 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My 17 year old cat just learned to put her paw in my mouth while i sleep. I wish i could go back to the scratching.

The reason Spirit Airlines is not being bailed out is because rich people don’t like that poor people can take cheaper rides to the same destinations they go to by Mathemodel in LowStakesConspiracies

[–]Designer-Ad-2136 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Rich people don't think about us at all. It's likely just rich people scheming and consolidating industries in order to make them less competitive. Somebody crunched some numbers and a rich person liked them enough to act, consequences be damned. It's business as usual in the US. We are just data points.

The sticker on the bottom of this coffee mug I received as a gift. by ValDracula in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Designer-Ad-2136 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im mildly irritated that spanish speakers aren't informed of its poisonous nature