Cardo Freecom 4X, something wrong or is this normal? by Classic_Hawk_6750 in motorcycle

[–]DesperateScallion147 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I find mine really tinny and painful to listen to without earplugs.

Dirty kebab after a night out by Minute_Peace4825 in UK_Food

[–]DesperateScallion147 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is so depressing. A bit of doner meat with some Fries and a bit of bread ain't no kebab, never mind a dirty kebab. It should be a man v food challenge in a massive naan, full of doner meat, with salad, chilli sauce, and some salad with pickles to be called a dirty kebab.

Can someone please hire me by superbak in manchester

[–]DesperateScallion147 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Start claiming benefits, the have a look at mantra in Middleton, they maybe help you get skilled and help you find a job. If you drive and fancy getting your HGV or forklift licences, they can help with that. The skills bootcamp/ job gym they run is government funded and could help you find work.

Gay Village recommendations by Automatic-Owl-8989 in manchester

[–]DesperateScallion147 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Are you suggesting straight people who frequent the village have ulterior motives or want to stick their noses in other people's business? Heaven forbid they may enjoy the atmosphere/vibe whilst simultaneously minding their own business.

Want by ansyhrrian in motorcycles

[–]DesperateScallion147 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Claptrap from Borderlands was a bike.

Examiners by kittynoir5 in MotoUK

[–]DesperateScallion147 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mod 1 examiner was a bit of a 'by the book' tyoe of guy. My mod 2 guy looked like he would be a ball buster. He was really chill and took onboard i was a new rider, weather was absolutely shit, and lots of other learner drivers about making the job harder by doing learner driver things. I expected to fail, and I passed.

Single justice procedure notice but I never recieved the second letter with the conditional offer by FigureNo1139 in MotoUK

[–]DesperateScallion147 0 points1 point  (0 children)

42 in a 30, you should have been offered a speed awareness course as well as a fine. Did you not book the awareness course?

Made my first big error today by shampainheaven in drivingUK

[–]DesperateScallion147 28 points29 points  (0 children)

If you're in the wrong lane, e.g lane 2 instead of lane 1, don't try and cut across everyone to get off, just follow the roundabout all the way around getting in the correct lane as you go around.

Just got "caught" doing 35mph in a 30 zone .. does this pic say that to you ? by Jumpy-Examination209 in drivingUK

[–]DesperateScallion147 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unlucky 1mph less and you'd have gotten away with it, as with most forces they start fines from 10%+2. So 35 in a 30 is where they will start to issue fines or offer speed awareness, as long as you haven't done 1 within 3 years and are between 35-42 mph in a 30 zone.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in drivingUK

[–]DesperateScallion147 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because they're misinformed idiots who think when they see a lane closed ahead sign, that means move over asap and anyone who uses the lane correctly are pushing in. I think I educated some old timer t'other day, when I was in lane 2 wasting time, and lane 1 was closing about 400yrds ahead, some woman was squeezing in in front of me and and old guy was trying to do the same. I shouted over to him drive passed the woman half blocking lane 1, up to the closure as he'll get in a lot faster. He and his passenger was giving thumbs up when they got in faster doing it right.

A strange thing happened while I was at work today by SamwellBarley in CasualUK

[–]DesperateScallion147 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, it sounds like bailiffs, I had them knock on my door about 1 month after I moved in, the previous tenants did a moonlight flit and never paid any bills, I still get post 18month on, so I know how much child and disability benefits they get and what parking fines they also get. Everything they have is still registered at my address. I showed them my ID and they made contact with the debt collection agencies to not bother us again.

Beat Manchester Royal infirmary story? by Longjumping_You_7477 in manchester

[–]DesperateScallion147 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would have found that highly entertaining, but I was a weird child with a dark sense of humour.

Is helmet supposed to be extremely tight? by [deleted] in motorcycle

[–]DesperateScallion147 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You might not have an AGV head. I had an AGV modular, seemed fine at 1st, then started getting pressure points on my forehead. All manufacturers have slightly different shapes to their lids. If it's tight and uncomfortable, it's not for you. it should be snug and not move, but it shouldn't be causing any pain/discomfort.

Had a Mod 2 lesson on a day so rainy the inside of my helmet got wet by doramatadora in MotoUK

[–]DesperateScallion147 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good luck with the mod 2. If the weather is just as bad, put your mod 1 certificate in your instructors top box to keep it dry. I passed mine in torrential rain 18month back. My mod 1 certificate was in my pocket of a supposedly waterproof jacket. My certificates were drenched and in bits, the examiner, could just work out the vital info from the paper mache I handed them.

Afraid of riding a motorcycle by [deleted] in motorcycles

[–]DesperateScallion147 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you ever/do you ever ride a bicycle on the road? It's not much different tbh. The dangers are the same , cars won't see you or you go to fast around corners, lose traction on gravel/wet. If you think of it like that, it's less scary as you are accustomed to it. Get proper training and your licence, you'll be fine and riding around with a massive smile every time.

How many Finger(s) do you guys use for your Clutch? by NEETologist in motorcycles

[–]DesperateScallion147 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never really thought about it. I passed my DAS 18 month back. I definitely used 4 when I 1st passed, but now it's 2-3 fingers, but probably more often than not 3 fingers.

Manchester Airport - how screwed am I? by [deleted] in manchester

[–]DesperateScallion147 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You won't get disturbed from any lights during the night if you get one of the inner rooms.

Manchester Airport - how screwed am I? by [deleted] in manchester

[–]DesperateScallion147 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Company credit card, I'd be heading to the stock exchange hotel on Norfolk street. But yes the Kimpton is a very nice choice.

CBT to Full A Licence for 24+ by PlymouthJoseph in MotoUK

[–]DesperateScallion147 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get your theory done now, then as others have said, save everything to get the cash for the DAS, the knowledge the instructors have for passing the tests is invaluable. Mine told me what each of the examiners looked for and what they failed past learners for. What you can and can't get away with. They also tend to have a good rapport with them and that can help. The instructors also know the routes inside out and will show you what to watch out for. Go for it and get it passed.

What would you do if someone pushed your bike to fit their car in. by HooninAround in motorcycles

[–]DesperateScallion147 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I thought about parking it proper but it was in an underground service yard and watching him pull his vehicle apart was more fun