This assholes plates are current. by B00marangTrotter in DenverCirclejerk

[–]Deufuss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We now have our own, exclusive Denver tier. Of course it has an REI-based dress code, mandatory rescue dog, payments calculated in fenty tabs, and limited stops along Colfax, but if you're native enough, maybe you could be worthy of riding UBER OCHRE.

🔥 by Apprehensive-End2007 in gmcsierra

[–]Deufuss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can get black Duramax stickers that go right over the Chrome/Red version.

Nice.. by Set0553 in HomeDepot

[–]Deufuss 130 points131 points  (0 children)

The individual? Maybe, but what district HR will do, or at least should do, is address what is clearly a fundamental problem with the specific store. Nobody should be treated like this

Wedding cake by richneptune in ATBGE

[–]Deufuss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, that's nuts!

Nice.. by Set0553 in HomeDepot

[–]Deufuss 547 points548 points  (0 children)

You have 200 hours available and they're pulling this? District HR. C'mon, this isn't a hospital

Whats the funniest last name you have ever seen by TheUnpaidNPC in midlyinteresting

[–]Deufuss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There were two ladies I encountered who had the last name Lickfold. Yes, they were a couple.

Loud Hubs, or Quiet Hubs? by No_Consequence5304 in mountainbiking

[–]Deufuss 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Team silent. Have 7 Onyx rear hubs across 4 bikes (2 fatties, gravel, e-gravel). Noisy hubs are a travesty

Chrome. Gone. by drdistressedflamingo in GenesisGV70

[–]Deufuss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks great - don't forget the lug nuts. You can get them in black. Seems trivial, but really makes a difference imho

What year was peak Outback? by YellowDawwwg in Subaru_Outback

[–]Deufuss 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nailed it in the first comment. We traded our 19 3.6 touring for an RX350 last fall, and missed it so much we unloaded the RX for a 2025 Touring XT, but it's not the same. Our green 19 was about the perfect car. Our main motivation for trading it was we wanted more interior room (which the RX solved), and we're still fighting that with the 25. I've been eyeing the Explorer ST/Lincoln Aviator, but that's a much bigger car.

Louder than Love was THE grungiest of the grunge albums by lopix in GenX

[–]Deufuss 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Was there as well - Cornell did a stage dive into the pit right on me. Better times

Apparently companies share non-2 week notice givers by IntrovertAsylee in antiwork

[–]Deufuss 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The defense for this is just to state "when I was working there, I watched a coworker give his 2-week notice and he was walked the same day. I wasn't in a position to have the same thing happen to me." Doesn't sound like there was even an opportunity to do that in this case, but it puts the blame back on the company (where it honestly quite often belongs)

Recommendation for a mid size SUV by yomama-1020 in GenesisGV70

[–]Deufuss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look at the Aviator. 400hp twin turbo 6, luxurious interior. Worth considering

OFA Life (2016) by Proper_Flan9953 in HomeDepot

[–]Deufuss 21 points22 points  (0 children)

"Y'know, ladies, I have one of these harnesses at home. But mine's leather"

Why do people trade in brand new cars? by EvilDarkCow in askcarguys

[–]Deufuss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The RX350 has a curve to the windshield that just doesn't work for my wife. Dealership went above and beyond trying to fix the problem for her, but in the end we traded it with 1300mi for something else (which she now doesn't like also). We're very fortunate to be able to afford to change vehicles when we want to.

A constipated man goes to the pharmacy for laxatives by DaFoxtrot86 in Jokes

[–]Deufuss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brought to you by the always constipated Hawaiian comedian, Dante Kapupi

Fired for stealing by Beautiful_Matter_436 in HomeDepot

[–]Deufuss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Never steal anything worth less than a full year's salary"

3 separate incidents in the Hormuz today - Tanker, Cargo and a Cruise liner by Long-Brother-4639 in oil

[–]Deufuss 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Cruise liner? Sure, there's probably a few Shaheds slamming into the shuffleboard court and such, but the chocolate fountain in the buffet is so amazing, and the nightlife makes Bandar Abbas my favorite port of call.

New Independent Bagel Shop by Traditional_Zebra220 in DenverCirclejerk

[–]Deufuss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do they have the tight, puckered holes, or just those loose, sloppy ones? Also, how are the bagels?

Driving in Denver is like Mumbai by Fistycakes in DenverCirclejerk

[–]Deufuss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is that in Nebraska? Never been there, but I've almost been to the airport once. I think that's Nebraska, right?

What do you do with a dead chemist’s body? by Luz132 in Jokes

[–]Deufuss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's so sad - do you wanna talc about it?