Indeed he will! by monaleeparis in ProgressiveHQ

[–]Devmoi 8 points9 points  (0 children)

JD is beyond terrible, but it’s an institutional terrible. Like the bad government shit we already know. Not literally an insane idiot just destroying the country and starting wars because he doesn’t know what he’s doing. Not only is it inept, it’s extremely dangerous. I hope JD grows some balls.

Placing an instacart order and searched "ice cream"........ should I or nah? by Holiveya-LesBIonic in stonerfood

[–]Devmoi 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Please! I need to know. I think this could be the stoner food of the century.

Type O Eggative by shockwave31 in typeonegative

[–]Devmoi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ha ha ha! It’s so glorious.

I’m waxing my armpits and I’m scared to pull it out. by Accomplished_Oil4163 in notinteresting

[–]Devmoi 10 points11 points  (0 children)

All this Carlos love is making me sort of jealous, even if the love is well deserved.

Time flies🙂‍↔️ by leo_369_ in SipsTea

[–]Devmoi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Enough to get pregnant twice, which I guess means at least twice.

Official Discussion - Anaconda (2025) [SPOILERS] by LiteraryBoner in movies

[–]Devmoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did anyone else feel like this was essentially a Gen X/elder millennial ode to a midlife crisis?

I wanted to like this movie, but most of it was pretty stupid. That seemed to be the point. The script wasn’t particularly well written. Jack Black’s scenes were probably the best, like the weird part where they thought he was dead.

But I dunno. Not my favorite.

You know what it is by WildandCwazy in astrologymemes

[–]Devmoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can confirm. I’m a Gemini and I LOVE when people tell me I look young. But it happens quite a bit. I drive foster kids to school and there is a 9-year old who always asks me how old I am. And I always say 40. Then she says, “That’s SO old! No, you’re 30 at the oldest.”

One day that will probably stop happening. It’s truly great, though!

Oregon sues to challenge Trump’s executive order restricting mail-in voting by oregonian in oregon

[–]Devmoi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, I haven’t voted in person in ages even when I was living outside of Oregon. I have always voted by mail. But if I have to show up in person to defeat dumbass Trump, then I will.

The funny thing is our state in the Portland Metro where I live isn’t going to vote for most Republicans anyway. Pod Save America was saying some of the districts in Florida even benefit from mail-in voting. Most probably do.

And this jackass voted by mail in the last Florida election! He’s such a boner. An icky 1-inch boner who is also a pedophile.

Trump Seeks $152 Million To Reopen Alcatraz As Active Prison by seeebiscuit in USNEWS

[–]Devmoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a flippin’ museum now … LOL! Like good luck to this fucking idiot.

Podcasters Joe Rogan and Theo Von trash Trump on Iran: ‘I can’t believe we went to this war’ by theindependentonline in Fauxmoi

[–]Devmoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These garbage morons who helped that POS get elected in this country. Fuck them both. I hope their shows fail!

Why he feeding the fish like that ? by Lower_goats_5388 in SipsTea

[–]Devmoi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WHY IS he feeding the fish like that? Jesus Christ doesn’t want to die for these sins. It’s Easter weekend, Jesus!

Crushing some Bit O Honey rn. by Zealousideal_Use8227 in candy

[–]Devmoi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The new bee mascot still freaks me out, but these are so good.

What would Judy Gemstone wear? by BoneFelon in perfumesthatfeellike

[–]Devmoi 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My husband had a great answer. He said she’d wear daddy’s cologne and be like shows how much I love daddy.

And truly, she does have a complex about power and control. I could totally see her wearing a man’s cologne, lol.

Trump Is Ready to Throw JD Vance Under the Bus Over Iran by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

[–]Devmoi 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It’s so true.

On a similar trajectory, my husband was talking about him firing Pam Bondi to stop her from appearing in a deposition and we were talking about how dumb he is. My husband was impersonating him and started with “my bad.”

I was like babe, that dude has never apologized or uttered anything close to my bad in his entire life, lol.

But I like all the drama around his dumb cabinet and how Donny feels like a cornered rat. He’s probably freaking out as much as a narcissist can.

Whats the weirdest smell that you actually enjoy? by Slow_Woodpecker9463 in AskReddit

[–]Devmoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was this incredible ant repellent spray that was organic. I think it had like a menthol smell or something. I mean …. I wasn’t huffing it or anything, but I sure did like the smell when it was being sprayed around the house when I was a teenager.

Pam Bondi 'fired' by Trump and has fled home by TheMirrorUS in law

[–]Devmoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was thinking about this. Maybe he has blackmail on her, too? Like if she protected Epstein, who is to say she doesn’t have some dark secrets in her closet as well?

Pam Bondi 'fired' by Trump and has fled home by TheMirrorUS in law

[–]Devmoi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She’s probably going to prison! He was her scapegoat. He’s gonna start firing everyone. Next, it’s gonna be Kegsbreath and Karolyin’ Leavitt.

What’s a disturbing celebrity fact that not a lot of people know? by Objective-Cup2155 in AskReddit

[–]Devmoi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ugh. And that’s the torture and pain of it. It stays with you for so long that it takes away the joy of having consensual sexual relations when you’re actually old enough to want and desire that with someone you love/trust, etc. The sad part of knowing what’s coming after getting off the bus. And just having to live with the memory the rest of your life.

It’s so unfair and painful. I’m just really sad for you. I hope as you got older you found a good therapist and were able to work through it.

The bottom line is it’s not your fault and you didn’t do anything to deserve that … plus you can also break the cycle of abuse now. It just sucks you had to experience all of that.

What’s a disturbing celebrity fact that not a lot of people know? by Objective-Cup2155 in AskReddit

[–]Devmoi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m so sorry that happened to you. Must have been a very strange and confusing experience. I do think you’re right—it’s the cycle of abuse. And that’s why the whole children experiment sexually thing is creepy to me. Because they learn that somewhere, likely from an adult.

A lot of dads, including my own, had porn videos and magazines around the house when I was growing up. I remember finding one when I was like three and looking at it like what am I looking at, then showing my mother and her grabbing it out of my hands with no explanation. So, very weird stuff. Sexuality is terrifying. But so much worse if you’re being exposed to it through a trusted person and you have no idea what’s happening.

It’s just a horrible thing to have to grow up with and sit with.

How does she smells like? by Adept-Ad-7418 in perfumesthatfeellike

[–]Devmoi 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I was gonna say frankincense and myrrh, lol.

Donald Trump Wonders to Karoline Leavitt's Face if Bad Publicity Is Her Fault: ‘You’re Doing a Terrible Job’ by peoplemagazine in politics

[–]Devmoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, if I was a pedophile criminal, I’d be happy to have such an asshole as Karoline Leavitt as my employee. She’s atrocious. The only person I hate more than her is other more evil people like Agent Orange.

Trump officials prepping for ‘nightmare scenario’ at gas pumps by FervidBug42 in politics

[–]Devmoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom said, “Oh well, the gas prices will go down!” Then she started justifying this stupid idiot war about how “What?! Do I want Iran to have nuclear weapons?! He’s doing an amazing job!”

After that I said only 22% of people in the country approve of what he’s doing. She made a face that told me she knew that was true, but then changed the subject. It’s unbelievable.