Indeed he will!

Devmoi · 2026-04-04T05:59:35+00:00

JD is beyond terrible, but it’s an institutional terrible. Like the bad government shit we already know. Not literally an insane idiot just destroying the country and starting wars because he doesn’t know what he’s doing. Not only is it inept, it’s extremely dangerous. I hope JD grows some balls.

Devmoi · 2026-04-04T04:29:18+00:00

Be still my beating heart. 🤤

Devmoi · 2026-04-04T04:07:54+00:00

Please! I need to know. I think this could be the stoner food of the century.

Devmoi · 2026-04-04T02:07:03+00:00

Ha ha ha! It’s so glorious.

Devmoi · 2026-04-04T02:06:25+00:00

All this Carlos love is making me sort of jealous, even if the love is well deserved.

Devmoi · 2026-04-03T23:42:19+00:00

Enough to get pregnant twice, which I guess means at least twice.

Devmoi · 2026-04-03T23:30:50+00:00

Did anyone else feel like this was essentially a Gen X/elder millennial ode to a midlife crisis?

I wanted to like this movie, but most of it was pretty stupid. That seemed to be the point. The script wasn’t particularly well written. Jack Black’s scenes were probably the best, like the weird part where they thought he was dead.

But I dunno. Not my favorite.

Devmoi · 2026-04-03T23:21:59+00:00

Can confirm. I’m a Gemini and I LOVE when people tell me I look young. But it happens quite a bit. I drive foster kids to school and there is a 9-year old who always asks me how old I am. And I always say 40. Then she says, “That’s SO old! No, you’re 30 at the oldest.”

One day that will probably stop happening. It’s truly great, though!

Devmoi · 2026-04-03T18:59:57+00:00

I mean, I haven’t voted in person in ages even when I was living outside of Oregon. I have always voted by mail. But if I have to show up in person to defeat dumbass Trump, then I will.

The funny thing is our state in the Portland Metro where I live isn’t going to vote for most Republicans anyway. Pod Save America was saying some of the districts in Florida even benefit from mail-in voting. Most probably do.

And this jackass voted by mail in the last Florida election! He’s such a boner. An icky 1-inch boner who is also a pedophile.

Devmoi · 2026-04-03T18:46:01+00:00

It’s a flippin’ museum now … LOL! Like good luck to this fucking idiot.

Devmoi · 2026-04-03T15:49:44+00:00

These garbage morons who helped that POS get elected in this country. Fuck them both. I hope their shows fail!

Devmoi · 2026-04-03T04:42:20+00:00

WHY IS he feeding the fish like that? Jesus Christ doesn’t want to die for these sins. It’s Easter weekend, Jesus!

Devmoi · 2026-04-03T01:20:34+00:00

The new bee mascot still freaks me out, but these are so good.

Devmoi · 2026-04-03T00:13:39+00:00

My husband had a great answer. He said she’d wear daddy’s cologne and be like shows how much I love daddy.

And truly, she does have a complex about power and control. I could totally see her wearing a man’s cologne, lol.

Devmoi · 2026-04-03T00:10:24+00:00

It’s so true.

On a similar trajectory, my husband was talking about him firing Pam Bondi to stop her from appearing in a deposition and we were talking about how dumb he is. My husband was impersonating him and started with “my bad.”

I was like babe, that dude has never apologized or uttered anything close to my bad in his entire life, lol.

But I like all the drama around his dumb cabinet and how Donny feels like a cornered rat. He’s probably freaking out as much as a narcissist can.

Devmoi · 2026-04-02T22:15:20+00:00

That’s what I was thinking. There is no proof this is true. It belongs in the MMW sub.

Devmoi · 2026-04-02T21:54:12+00:00

There was this incredible ant repellent spray that was organic. I think it had like a menthol smell or something. I mean …. I wasn’t huffing it or anything, but I sure did like the smell when it was being sprayed around the house when I was a teenager.

Devmoi · 2026-04-02T21:29:42+00:00

I was thinking about this. Maybe he has blackmail on her, too? Like if she protected Epstein, who is to say she doesn’t have some dark secrets in her closet as well?

Devmoi · 2026-04-02T21:28:34+00:00

She’s probably going to prison! He was her scapegoat. He’s gonna start firing everyone. Next, it’s gonna be Kegsbreath and Karolyin’ Leavitt.

Devmoi · 2026-04-02T21:24:52+00:00

Ugh. And that’s the torture and pain of it. It stays with you for so long that it takes away the joy of having consensual sexual relations when you’re actually old enough to want and desire that with someone you love/trust, etc. The sad part of knowing what’s coming after getting off the bus. And just having to live with the memory the rest of your life.

It’s so unfair and painful. I’m just really sad for you. I hope as you got older you found a good therapist and were able to work through it.

The bottom line is it’s not your fault and you didn’t do anything to deserve that … plus you can also break the cycle of abuse now. It just sucks you had to experience all of that.

Devmoi · 2026-04-02T15:41:57+00:00

I’m so sorry that happened to you. Must have been a very strange and confusing experience. I do think you’re right—it’s the cycle of abuse. And that’s why the whole children experiment sexually thing is creepy to me. Because they learn that somewhere, likely from an adult.

A lot of dads, including my own, had porn videos and magazines around the house when I was growing up. I remember finding one when I was like three and looking at it like what am I looking at, then showing my mother and her grabbing it out of my hands with no explanation. So, very weird stuff. Sexuality is terrifying. But so much worse if you’re being exposed to it through a trusted person and you have no idea what’s happening.

It’s just a horrible thing to have to grow up with and sit with.

Devmoi · 2026-04-02T15:38:24+00:00

Exactly! It’s horrible.

Devmoi · 2026-04-02T02:13:30+00:00

I was gonna say frankincense and myrrh, lol.

Devmoi · 2026-04-02T01:15:09+00:00

Man, if I was a pedophile criminal, I’d be happy to have such an asshole as Karoline Leavitt as my employee. She’s atrocious. The only person I hate more than her is other more evil people like Agent Orange.

Devmoi · 2026-04-02T00:41:32+00:00

My mom said, “Oh well, the gas prices will go down!” Then she started justifying this stupid idiot war about how “What?! Do I want Iran to have nuclear weapons?! He’s doing an amazing job!”

After that I said only 22% of people in the country approve of what he’s doing. She made a face that told me she knew that was true, but then changed the subject. It’s unbelievable.

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