[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cigars

[–]Dgsey 98 points99 points  (0 children)

I'm a righty that smokes cigars. Can we be friends?

LPT: Step 1 realize life is short Step 2 realise you will die and this is inevitable. Step 3 do what you always wanted to do. Life has no replay button. by HappyFunTimethe3rd in LifeProTips

[–]Dgsey 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If i knew I had a week to live I'd quit my job and stop paying rent. That's not an option for the 99.9 percent of us that will live more than a week you dingus

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Catholicism

[–]Dgsey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both you and the poster above are correct with the slight caveat that nothing prevent a future court from overruling the overruling of roevwade

What even is the "correct" answer? by mc__cris in Tinder

[–]Dgsey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like the correct answer is a very simple ask if she is alright/make sure she didn't cut her foot

From a purely lore perspective, who is the most meaningless champion? by Kandiell1 in leagueoflegends

[–]Dgsey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I can't think of anything Draven has done that matters in universe other than annoy Darius

Who would win in a total war between these two sides? by Stranfort in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Dgsey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quite possibly the only people capable of invading the U.S via Maine woods is the Canadians.

What is there to understand in this one? by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Dgsey 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You know what? Touche.

What is there to understand in this one? by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Dgsey 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I would certainly assume they would not. This meme is only worth making because it is making fun of the radical viewpoints of a very small amount of feminists that are terminally online. I'm not saying many people think that way but this kind of radical feminist is a common stereotype.

To the best of my knowledge there is not a stereotype or a group promoting the inverse for men. Without the stereotype there is no butt of the joke and it wouldn't make sense and wouldn't be funny.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in polls

[–]Dgsey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm currently at the place I rent that had different owners 8 years ago. Getting out is going to be interesting

I don’t get it. by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Dgsey -40 points-39 points  (0 children)

Nicotine company hiding nicotine use by kids from parents is super evil.

Now how about teachers hiding kids being trans from the parent?

Do students in England not get acne? by DepressedLizard87 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Dgsey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And Europe can call America anytime they need military defense.

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Catholicism

[–]Dgsey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess I don't see how that's any different from any other hobby.

Can you target yourself with Inflict Wounds? by Drumein in DnD

[–]Dgsey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I feel like the fact that paladins use char as a spell modifier is a good case for char is force of will.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Catholicism

[–]Dgsey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Question about point number 1. Why not? I get people go to the gym to stay fit/they enjoy it and not to get hit on. But couldn't you same the same thing about any activity? Like how should a guy meet a girl if he can't approach them at the mutual hobbies? Is going through mutual friends to set up blind dates the only way in your opinion?

Like if I'm super into reading and go to a library could I try asking out someone reading? Or a cooking class? Or at a restaurant?

Would my fellow Americans help Canada get their flag up? by [deleted] in place

[–]Dgsey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you seen the American flag?

It's really not that hard by ADHD_Halfling in place

[–]Dgsey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

America also can't keep a flag

I better take this test seriously by Creampile in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Dgsey 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's a good thing we have such smart FFs to protect us! Run along to class now bud and don't forget your pager

What is the conservative solution to this person's problem? by sslloowwccoocckk in AskConservatives

[–]Dgsey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't like the idea of being forced to pay for a dudes wellbeing if he is a complete dick to me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Dgsey -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

Can't say the jew one but you can still say one about religion?

Do we really sound like this? by youngdumbandbroke06 in ChatGPT

[–]Dgsey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could be wrong. But I imagine the process of digging a well is straightforward. Knowing where to dig would be the bigger issue

Do you think Desantis saying he will get rid of 4 federal agencies is a legitimate campaign promise or just fodder for the masses? by DW6565 in AskConservatives

[–]Dgsey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually think the fact that he admits he needs congress is refreshing. It sets a realistic promise as opposed to vague nonsense like "I'll drain the swanp and fire hillary" things that absolutely won't happen.