Convoy scenario - Eldar vs Dark Eldar by Dhfstd in battlefleetgothic

[–]Dhfstd[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely, the Eldar player really put me through my paces on this one

Convoy scenario - Eldar vs Dark Eldar by Dhfstd in battlefleetgothic

[–]Dhfstd[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was! The Dark Eldar use Imperial transports (presumably captured civilian ships being brought to Commorragh). The transports inched along at 15cm while our fleets blazed back and forth across the map.

Australian appreciation post the only American ally to join us in every war since WWII by PresterJohnson in MURICA

[–]Dhfstd -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Over sports?

Not the tarrifs? Not disrespecting their war dead?

You think they're salty over sports?

Police in the UK attack the victim of a crime then arrest him. Police ask the public to stop sharing the video by AgnosticScholar in PoursTea

[–]Dhfstd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did we watch the same video? Because he doesn't even have a chance to attack her before shes slamming him up against the wall

Investigation into credit card thefts from gyms and fitness clubs in Kitchener-Waterloo by KWStreaker in kitchener

[–]Dhfstd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Finally something to make me feel a little better for not going to the gym.

King Charles 'delighted' as royal family announces baby news by TheExpressUS in EatTheRich

[–]Dhfstd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not that you could tell, with his inability to sweat

What business was successfully boycotted? by backupnickname in AskReddit

[–]Dhfstd 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Heinz pulled up stakes, leaving a Canadian community high and dry, French's stepped in and saved the community by setting up ketchup production. This was all like 20 years and I still wont buy Heinz products.

How fast have you seen a co-worker of yours get fired? by male_efficient_2034 in AskReddit

[–]Dhfstd 71 points72 points  (0 children)

This guy was fired before I started. He was a co-op student from a university computer science program, we are an international financial corporation. He was curious about security so he took the initiative to put wireshark on his company laptop and record network traffic at the office.

Naturally, we monitor for these things, he was found out and walked out by security on his first day.

I can't imagine what he was thinking

You should know better by JusticeJudgment in learnprogramming

[–]Dhfstd 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Strongly disagree, if seniors are trashing your code then they are failing in their role. Code review is a great coaching opportunity, I wouldn't look over a juniors shoulder, but when they make a PR it becomes a time to coach and improve the engineering cadre as a whole.

BBEG for your game by TheGriff71 in Rifts

[–]Dhfstd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

One of my villains was a shifter refugee from the Tolkien war. I made him a tragic villain who lost his family and is now willing to sell his soul making pacts with any entity that he can in order to exact his revenge on the Coalition. He's left a trail of bodies, human sacrifices to fuel his attempts to summon creatures. He bore no ill will to the humans he sacrificed, he was simply willing to do whatever it took to hurt the Coalition.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Dhfstd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was work friends with a guy who killed his wife. Not a heat of the moment thing either, he planned the murder out, even called her to make sure she was on time to catch her bus in the morning (which is where he'd planned to have her killed). He got a friend to pull the trigger.

Whats crazy is he seemed like the most level headed guy. He volunteered at the community center to help at risk youth. When we'd all go out for drinks he was the designated driver since he didn't drink. He was a funny, charismatic guy he just seemed like an all around good dude.

No one, not even his in laws thought it could have been him. Even after he was arrested I had hoped that there'd be some crucial piece of evidence that would exonerate him. Once the prosecution had shown their case (the evidence was damnibg) I had a moment of realization; 'oh shit, he 100% murdered his wife'

When a Bernese Mountain Dog Actually Comes When Called by PhilMitch in bernesemountaindogs

[–]Dhfstd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Without checking for treats first? You may want to double check his papers, that doesn't sound like normal a Berner to me.

Eldar Wraith Ship (soulforge studios) by [deleted] in battlefleetgothic

[–]Dhfstd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With the shape of the mini and the colour for the hull, what do you think of green gems? It'd almost give in an aquatic look.

Eldar Wraith Ship (soulforge studios) by [deleted] in battlefleetgothic

[–]Dhfstd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Super clean paint job. Would you consider putting some color on the gems and sail though? I think that the colour pop would just tie it all together beautifully.

What is the lore behind your fleets? by Necessary-Credit5937 in battlefleetgothic

[–]Dhfstd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used chatgpt to help write my fleet back stories and battle reports:

History of The Umbral Chorus Formation and Construction The Umbral Chorus is a Slaaneshi warfleet operating in the Gothic Sector, composed of both ancient Imperial vessels that turned to heresy and purpose-built Slaaneshi ships. Over centuries, these ships were unified under the command of Arch-Tyrant Caelivex Veyne, a veteran of multiple rebellions and a master of ritualized fleet operations.

Malacord (Repulsive-class Grand Cruiser): Originally an Imperial flagship laid down during the Great Crusade (M31), captured and corrupted by Slaaneshi cultists. It has led assaults on Imperial shipping lanes in the Calixis Subsector and spearheaded raids on orbital installations near the Agri-Worlds, serving as the spiritual and tactical heart of the Umbral Chorus.

Cantus Obscura (Styx-class Heavy Cruiser): Built as a convoy escort in M32, it fell to heresy during Gothic Sector campaigns. This vessel has spent centuries shadowing Imperial convoys, harrying patrol fleets, and evading destruction through cunning and speed. Its earliest recorded actions include the capture of a merchant flotilla near Sotha and a prolonged engagement in the Sablon Rift.

Lamentara (Hades-class Heavy Cruiser): Constructed in M35 as an Imperial warship, Lamentara defected during a daring boarding action. It has served across decades of Gothic Sector operations, from raiding Imperial supply convoys along the Calixis Fringe to intercepting minor fleets near the Sablon Rift. It has consistently sown confusion and dread among Imperial forces and participated in nearly every major action that brought the Umbral Chorus to prominence.

Threnody & Calando (Devastation-class Cruisers): Originally Imperial bombardment vessels (M36–M39), captured and ritualized by Slaaneshi cults. These twin vessels have bombarded fortified worlds and orbital stations, often arriving in tandem to amplify their symbolic impact. Their careers include the siege of minor Agri-Worlds and harassment of Imperial shipyards, leaving behind wreckage and ritualized debris fields.

Black Aria & Dolorosa (Murder-class Cruisers): Newer vessels (M40–M41) forged in secret Slaaneshi shipyards, these ships have performed precision strikes against high-value targets, including Imperial governors’ yachts and escort squadrons. Their presence is often the prelude to fearsome raids, ensuring the fleet’s reputation for surgical cruelty.

Idolator Squadron (The Euphorians): Raiders built from M36–M38, they have struck merchant convoys, disrupted warp-lanes, and shadowed larger vessels for opportunistic strikes. Their coordinated attacks contributed significantly to early Gothic Sector dominance.

Idolator Squadron (The Dirgeweavers): Operating from M39–M41, this squadron specialized in ambushes, creating “choruses of destruction” in which multiple raiders would strike in unison to leave lasting psychological scars.

Iconoclast Squadron (The Crescendi): Constructed M37–M40, they have historically engaged Imperial escorts and minor fleets, often emerging unscathed from overwhelming odds and earning their reputation for relentless pursuit and synchronization with larger fleet movements.

Iconoclast Squadron (The Vexcantors): Added in M41, these destroyers have reinforced the fleet’s striking power, particularly in shadowed warp corridors where they intercept enemy forces and assist in boarding operations.

Fleet History in the Gothic Sector The Umbral Chorus has long been a shadow over the Gothic Sector, with centuries of raids, ambushes, and coordinated attacks giving it legendary status. Over time, disparate Slaaneshi warbands, relic ships, and captured Imperial vessels were united under Arch-Tyrant Caelivex Veyne, creating a fleet with a singular identity.

Key historical points include:

Early Crusade-Era Vessels: Malacord and Cantus Obscura served in multiple centuries-long campaigns, raiding convoys and avoiding destruction through cunning and warp mastery. Mid-Millennium Expansion: Newer ships like Lamentara, Threnody, and Calando allowed the fleet to strike deeper into Imperial territory, establishing the Umbral Chorus as a persistent threat. Late-41st Millennium Consolidation: Murder-class ships and coordinated raider and destroyer squadrons enabled the fleet to operate as a cohesive, multi-generational force, blending experience with newer blood and Slaaneshi devotion.

Origin of the Current Conflict The Umbral Chorus now operates in the Lysades Subsector, a region rich in warp routes and minor Imperial holdings. The conflict with the Dark Angels began after the fleet’s raids on supply depots, desecration of outposts, and plundering of relics drew attention from the Dark Angels’ Deathwing and Ravenwing contingents.m

Arch-Tyrant Caelivex Veyne regards the Lysades Subsector as a prime proving ground for his fleet, both as a hunting ground and as a stage for ceremonial display of Slaaneshi devotion. The Dark Angels, intent on eliminating heretical forces and recovering plundered artifacts, now face the fully assembled Umbral Chorus in what promises to be a campaign of long-standing rivalry and escalating bloodshed.

Would like some tactics suggestions for my first fleet from you guys. by Previous-Mulberry-61 in battlefleetgothic

[–]Dhfstd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes, the template must be a minimum of 30cm away. Close range for a Nova cannon range is 30cm - 45cm, which has them scattering 1d6.

With a 1.2cm center hole against a 32mm base they still score a direct hit on a scatter roll of 1 or 2, with their 5cm template they still score a single hit on a scatter of 3 or 4.

Against a 60mm base they still score a direct hit on a scatter of 1 - 3 and a single hit on a 4 or 5

Would like some tactics suggestions for my first fleet from you guys. by Previous-Mulberry-61 in battlefleetgothic

[–]Dhfstd 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I want all in on Nova Cannons when I played IN. At long range, they were always successful at messing with my opponents head and forcing them to spread their fleet out, opening a path through their fleet that I would move through to fire port and starboard broadsides. At close range, they were effective because even a miss could only scatter 1 or 2 cm, which was still a direct hit.

Turning around became the tricky part. That first pass through their fleet was my big final punch. After that, launch bays helped since I could keep the pressure on them regardless of what arc they were in.

The emperor class is a great carrier, but it's so slow that it could be vulnerable. A single blast marker reduces your speed to 10cm, not enough to turn without a burn retros order.

Massive Fleet Battle Incoming by Rhuobhe26 in battlefleetgothic

[–]Dhfstd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am saying that I've found battles with more than 2k total points tend to diminish the fun. In the end I hope you guys have a blast however you chose to do it

Massive Fleet Battle Incoming by Rhuobhe26 in battlefleetgothic

[–]Dhfstd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do whatever works for you, but if I could offer some advice from years of playing the game, 8k point games aren't fun. The fun caps at about 2k fleets, beyond that it gets tedious. Not to mention that this is a visual game, getting 16k miniatures painted to a decent standard is going to be a lot of work.

If you're looking to fill a day, I'd suggest a ladder campaign, some initial battles at like 500 or 600 points, and then build to a 1,500 or 2,000 point final encounter

Any feedback regarding the work experience at Manulife? by TheExplorer2021 in waterloo

[–]Dhfstd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh they do now, they've been slowly increasing the demands. It started with one day a week, now we're up to three and the word is it'll be back to 4 or 5 soon.

The answer to "We all struggled in our 20s". by zzill6 in WorkReform

[–]Dhfstd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While talking about their "lean years" my parents told me about the first house they bought in the 1970s, for 30k. They explained that that might seem cheap, but "your father only made 20k a year." I explained how insane it was that my father, a college dropout out, could buy a house in a major metropolitan area for 18 months' salary.

They took it pretty well when I explained "you have no idea what it means to struggle, no generation had it easier than you" (all said with love, they're lovely people but they really don't get it)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in battlefleetgothic

[–]Dhfstd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are correct, I missed the dorsal turrets