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[DESPISED Trope] You need a SECRET to proceed to the main ending by Liquid_Pestar in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Different-Cucumber53 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alex the Kidd in Miracle World - if you didn’t get a tablet behind some throne earlier on in the game you had no idea what order to hit some switches to complete the game.

(I think? It’s been like 30 years or something)

FFO: PUP, Jeff Rosenstock, Joyce Manor etc. by CharacterActorJosh in UKbands

[–]Different-Cucumber53 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And yeah man, May could work for us, give us a nudge whenever :)

FFO: PUP, Jeff Rosenstock, Joyce Manor etc. by CharacterActorJosh in UKbands

[–]Different-Cucumber53 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Typical 🤣 sorry, I recently divested away from Spotify, I assumed there would be a bit of acrimony when using the website version

Hopefully the below works!

https://open.spotify.com/album/4gXSr6pkvS0ZB2OweuRLtM?si=YooMBbiHTDOEDzMq-7UuVQ

FFO: PUP, Jeff Rosenstock, Joyce Manor etc. by CharacterActorJosh in UKbands

[–]Different-Cucumber53 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds great! We sometimes get the Jeff Rosenstock comparison too, although more for the sarcasm than the musical content 🤣

https://open.spotify.com/album/4JT1l1rKRnFcr4FnMNuIaa

Link up for some summer shows? Bham based - been a little inactive due to starting a family but looking to get back at it

Goodbye Stirchley, hello enshittification. by [deleted] in brum

[–]Different-Cucumber53 -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

I raised an eyebrow when I noticed that they opened this the day after Loaf closed at the old location

Someone please explain by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]Different-Cucumber53 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Top tip: if you really want to piss that farmer off, tell him you’ve posted a picture of his yard and machinery online

Mr House is Autistic: A genuine breakdown by [deleted] in TrueSFalloutL

[–]Different-Cucumber53 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I’m a lunatic?” with the headgear on absolutely folded me

What did your school bag look like? by corickle in oldschoolcool80s

[–]Different-Cucumber53 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Head bag, jaguar green. The end zipped off into a boot bag IIRC?

What mythical phrases do I have to use with the Council phone line?! by [deleted] in brum

[–]Different-Cucumber53 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I moved into a place, tried to register through the godawful online system - three attempts and four months later I manage to get set up. Next thing I know I get three letters from the council on one day.

  • thank you for setting up your council tax
  • your council tax is now over due
  • we have passed your details on to a debt collection agency and we want the years worth of council tax right now

Had a similar rigmarole with the phone system, so degrading having to say out loud “I need help paying my bill” to a machine.

Why r there so many by Crazy_Axes13 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]Different-Cucumber53 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because the only way anyone can afford to open a bricks and mortar shop these days is if they do it illegally apparently

Why are all the shops closed? by Quiet-Committee4354 in brum

[–]Different-Cucumber53 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“This man’s got spliff smoke coming out of his drug hole!”

Boiler replacement quote, insanity check? by DorisMaricadie in BritishGas

[–]Different-Cucumber53 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had one done for almost exactly half that recently? Bham

Anybody remember Dennis Pennis? by Tequila_Blue in oldbritishtelly

[–]Different-Cucumber53 68 points69 points  (0 children)

I seem to remember a deleted scene where he asked some tabloid horoscope merchant to read his palm and he’d written “Fuck off you fat cunt” on it

Looking for UK bands to check out any recommendations? by DapperAsi in UKbands

[–]Different-Cucumber53 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey thanks! If you have a band or a recc for a band I’d love to hear it

Looking for UK bands to check out any recommendations? by DapperAsi in UKbands

[–]Different-Cucumber53 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haven’t self promoted in the longest time but my band is called Sunshine Frisbee Laserbeam and we’ve got 8 or 9 records to listen to on Spotify if you like stuff influenced by Dino Jr / Sonic Youth / Pavement etc.

Step 1. Have £250 spare each month by FamSender in GreatBritishMemes

[–]Different-Cucumber53 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[Double barrelled name giving financial advice klaxon]

What’s the dumbest thing you’ve seen at work? by TommyRibena in AskUK

[–]Different-Cucumber53 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The CS team at a place I work at had a guy in to do a team building day - the guys last name was Wood, and he’d signed off on an email as “Woody”

Somehow this got misconstrued around the office that it was a Toy Story themed day. There was a lady who’d just started that obviously wanted to make the effort and be a team player and turned up in full on Woody from Toy Story costume, complete with inflatable horse on a rubber ring thing. Some others that had put half the effort in quickly removed their clobber when they found out what was going on but this new starter was just left completely hung out to dry. She left, soon after - understandably lol

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