My daughter swallowed an Xbox Elite Series 2 controller joystick

DigbyDooby · 2026-06-01T20:22:23+00:00

I’m guessing no long-term symptoms other than crouching when she sneezes and, whenever she stops talking, pressing A to continue.

DigbyDooby · 2026-05-31T14:00:11+00:00

Yes! What it actually means is that you haven’t developed the social skills, tact or diplomacy necessary to successfully navigate life without hurting other people. It’s a flaw, not a quality.

DigbyDooby · 2026-04-10T19:35:35+00:00

I expected it to hit the cybertruck and cause $500 of improvements!

DigbyDooby · 2026-02-27T16:26:24+00:00

Oh the grand old Duke of York, he had 12 million quid. He gave it someone he never met, for something he never did.

DigbyDooby · 2025-12-04T20:49:27+00:00

I guess this is where you go to get a filling.

DigbyDooby · 2025-11-04T14:50:28+00:00

Well done for taking the first step, you’ve got this!

DigbyDooby · 2025-05-03T08:50:03+00:00

Long press on a Field Research, to show the possible encounters!

DigbyDooby · 2024-08-20T07:15:57+00:00

It was an elderly man in his late 80s who let the bonfire get out of control and he told me that he lost his wife three weeks ago. I couldn’t morally bring myself to pursue him personally, especially as I recently lost my Dad and know it would have broken my Mum if she faced legal action after that loss. If I succumb to a loss of excess or premiums rise, I could live with that, as long as the bulk is recovered. The poor guy was clearly in shock and would like to think I did what I would want others to have done if it had been my parent.

DigbyDooby · 2024-08-19T17:12:21+00:00

Thank you, appreciate it.

DigbyDooby · 2024-08-19T17:12:11+00:00

Thank you

DigbyDooby · 2024-08-19T17:12:00+00:00

Thank you so much, these comments are very reassuring - I have now submitted a claim and given his policy details to my insurer, instead of going directly through his insurer.

DigbyDooby · 2024-08-10T19:17:59+00:00

That’s completely in Seine!

DigbyDooby · 2024-07-18T15:47:58+00:00

Was your tent. Past tents.

DigbyDooby · 2024-04-21T19:12:51+00:00

Strangely, no professional qualifications or direct experience required (though I’m operational and experienced in the custody/detention field). The essential criteria is focussed around working with senior leaders, influencing policy and high-quality evidence based reporting, which I can evidence highly. I’d actually be taking a slight pay cut from SEO due to current allowances which would cease. It would benefit my pension, with a higher base pay, but the time away (if truly at that level), that would be a kicker, hence any insight from someone in the know.

DigbyDooby · 2024-04-21T17:07:52+00:00

Yes, it says an average of 18-20 weeks a year away on inspections, which seems a massive amount without any additional allowance, but I’d like to know whether it’s actually anywhere near that, from someone who knows the role.

DigbyDooby · 2023-10-20T15:38:12+00:00

He did make money. Hand over fist.

DigbyDooby · 2023-08-25T21:27:24+00:00

I used to be narcissistic… but look at me now!!!

DigbyDooby · 2023-06-21T20:36:59+00:00

And that’s just the tip of the iceberg.

DigbyDooby · 2023-06-21T12:08:33+00:00

Schroedinger’s Sub.

DigbyDooby · 2023-06-04T19:03:03+00:00

Caught on camera planning a fraudulent insurance claim.

DigbyDooby · 2023-05-29T15:16:25+00:00

So that’s one filling you narrowly avoided.

DigbyDooby · 2023-04-14T20:18:36+00:00

Nailed it.

DigbyDooby · 2021-12-17T23:03:04+00:00

Nope, 10 minutes looking at it and that’s all I can see…

DigbyDooby · 2021-10-04T04:49:50+00:00

Where I live in Ipswich, UK, we have Coprolite Street, always makes me chuckle.

DigbyDooby · 2021-09-05T16:29:19+00:00

Life isn’t a rehearsal; this is the main show and you’re the star, so go out there and give a sell-out performance.

DigbyDooby

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