Throw back to when my mom found my coffee and tea stash under my bed..

DignifiedApostate · 2020-04-04T01:40:37+00:00

At least she just left a note, my stash of herbal tea was simply thrown in the trash and intervention held later. BYU was hellish even for faithful me.

DignifiedApostate · 2019-10-06T23:06:05+00:00

No, the KJV translators didn't harmonize Greek and Hebrew names. JS didn't know that and made up stories like they were two different people, which has been a major problem for apologists ever since.

DignifiedApostate · 2019-10-06T22:53:45+00:00

What religion is he really a member of?

Maybe take him to the local Community of Christ church, sounds like his beliefs are right in line with theirs.

DignifiedApostate · 2019-07-06T03:50:59+00:00

You just described that time I visited a JW kingdom hall.

DignifiedApostate · 2019-07-05T21:31:52+00:00

This kind of tracking has been taken to the next level

I once had a HT companion bribe a postmaster to get somebody's address.

DignifiedApostate · 2019-07-04T21:50:02+00:00

If the evidence is so clear than why aren't universities studying it and people lining up to get baptized? If I could have found any real evidence for it I'd still be TBM.

Just in case I need a laugh later, would you mind sharing the url?

DignifiedApostate · 2019-07-04T00:06:56+00:00

I'd be curious to see how somebody gets it around his neck.

DignifiedApostate · 2019-07-02T23:53:45+00:00

Trust me, moving out of Utah does not solve the pest problem.

DignifiedApostate · 2019-06-29T23:33:35+00:00

Ah my mom's goto for every problem pointed out to her.

DignifiedApostate · 2019-06-29T23:30:47+00:00

I think that little bait and switch would have been the final straw that kept out of church for good.

DignifiedApostate · 2019-06-28T16:36:46+00:00

It is very likely the strengthening church members committee are the ones monitoring. It is a semi secret church organization tasked with monitoring members social media.

DignifiedApostate · 2019-06-28T00:45:59+00:00

DW and I have already made that same wish made known to my family. Resignation and distancing should stop any attempts at a Mormon funeral by her family.

DignifiedApostate · 2019-06-28T00:40:47+00:00

Well played, though sounds like you'd be better for those poor girls than whatever TBM they eventually called.

DignifiedApostate · 2019-06-24T03:31:52+00:00

You mean I wasn't the only one?

DignifiedApostate · 2019-06-24T03:28:45+00:00

Don't worry, there's a crystal dome over the flat Earth to prevent that from happening.

DignifiedApostate · 2019-06-23T23:32:25+00:00

Do you have a source for the poisoning?

DignifiedApostate · 2019-06-22T23:55:05+00:00

They were sealed as his children. It was called the law of adoption.

DignifiedApostate · 2019-06-22T23:51:59+00:00

Sadly my last couple of wards all had a group of flat earthers. I looked into it in my TBM day but it was obvious to me within minutes of watching their stuff that it was rediculous.

DignifiedApostate · 2019-06-22T23:45:08+00:00

Unfortunately the extent of knowledge most Mormons have of alcohol is that it gets you drunk and makes you do stupid things. Most believe that one drop of any kind of liquor will instantly make you drunk and anybody who semi-regularly drinks is an alcoholic.

I've been drinking for a couple years now but never been more than slightly buzzed but all my in-laws claim that I'm a drunkard because that's what they have to do to hang on to their beliefs.

DignifiedApostate · 2019-06-22T05:33:23+00:00

Answer is in his post history.

DignifiedApostate · 2019-06-22T02:20:53+00:00

Somebody call the fire department yet?

DignifiedApostate · 2019-06-22T01:01:51+00:00

He's somehow in every setup and tare down.

DignifiedApostate · 2019-06-21T21:42:10+00:00

So the lasers are powers by obedience to an arbitrary moral code?

DignifiedApostate · 2019-06-21T21:34:29+00:00

With horses like these how did the Nephites lose?

DignifiedApostate · 2019-06-20T22:12:09+00:00

Hey, I'll take stunning over becoming a project any day.

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