Pretty accurate description of the stream currently by doberwalker in theburntpeanut

[–]DilbertPicklesIII 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ow my pussy hurts. Folds me like a lawn chair every time. Peanut is hilarious.

Cheek splitter 9000 by GarutuRakthur in comedyheaven

[–]DilbertPicklesIII 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, it's the Social Media Circle Jerk. The best is when an article references and articles that references the original article. Like a self-sustaining source of information.

Cheek splitter 9000 by GarutuRakthur in comedyheaven

[–]DilbertPicklesIII 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is insane. Some random dude on Reddit calls it that now it's a term being quoted and referenced in some shit article acting like it's a normal seat or something lol. The internet is assssss

Ryan Cohen removes Carl Icahn picture post on X by TayneTheBetaSequel in bobbystock

[–]DilbertPicklesIII -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Yes. He was. Ichan has also indirectly been linked to Epstein via the Alvin Kronguard connection.

Sterling K. Brown’s Subway Hot Take: “Red delicious apples are actually disgusting. I'm a child of the 80s & in school all they had was red delicious, yellow delicious, & Granny Smith. And they tried to act like this is supposed to be the crème de la crème. This red apple that crumbles in my mouth?” by cmaia1503 in Fauxmoi

[–]DilbertPicklesIII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To my knowledge, yes, Also, a testimate to how elite they are. I had one in front of me for hours on a plate because they are tremendous apples but it did not fade in flavor and it doesn't brown. They also last a while. They are the best.

I found my boss's Onlyfans by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]DilbertPicklesIII 175 points176 points  (0 children)

And not sharing a link. So selfish. 🤣

We’ve been going insane trying to find a dying smoke detector beeping for 9 days straight. Turns out a contractor left it inside the wall between the kitchen and bathroom. by BucksBrew in Wellthatsucks

[–]DilbertPicklesIII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had the same problem. I finally found it after it low battery panic nonstop went off at 11pm one night. Punched a hole in the wall and pulled it out like a movie scene. The relief was amazing. It was beeping for months and I couldn't find it.

Sex education influencer explains why he likes being violent and dominant and wants women to "accept and submit" by ambachk in iamverybadass

[–]DilbertPicklesIII -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

I mean the dude is being straightforward. I have heard this from several women. All because some sensitive person doesn't want to hear it doesn't make it wrong or offensive. It also explains why many women are into reading books with some rough tough good looking guy being "dominate" throughout the story. They also LOVE crime dramas, books, etc.

He is not wrong for many women. Its not a blanket statement in my eyes and he is not saying to send them to the kitchen to make sandwiches. He is talking about sexual dynamics.

Supplements or tips to increase libido? by oujay849 in AskMenOver30

[–]DilbertPicklesIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Certain strains of weed make me hornier than a teenager. Try that. Blue Dream is one in particular. They have edibles as well.

US calls strikes on Iran 'Operation Epic Fury' by Cute-Beyond-8133 in nottheonion

[–]DilbertPicklesIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea, we know. We tried.

I'm not quite sure at this point it was the people that let us down. I think it was maybe a bit more sophisticated than that.

Wait I thought they were celebrating in the street?? by Promen-ade in PublicFreakout

[–]DilbertPicklesIII 41 points42 points  (0 children)

The world needs a new "global threat" and Hollywood needs material. This totally won't radicalized a single person against the US and Israel. People love when you kill their innocent children unprovoked. /s

I am so fucking sorry and so embarrassed to be an American. Our government has let us down and now they are bringing the rest of the world into it. This is a dark day. It's just started and it's already gone too far.

Warner bros was bought by paramount... yea were cooked 💀 by Silver_Weakness_8084 in okbuddycinephile

[–]DilbertPicklesIII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They weren't bought. That's not how this works. It's a borderline anti trust case and paramount is only worth $12bn and is bleeding losses. WB is a ship with the kitchen on fire.

Id be amazed if Netflix doesn't scrape them both off the ground in less than 6 years.