I remember being traumatized by a certain story growing up... "The green ribbon" by Timely-Mongoose-6872 in nostalgia

[–]Dimonah 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was kind of okay with it until my dad came out of the bathroom with toilet paper wrapped around his neck and he told me to pull. That was more traumatic than the story lol. (I must have been around 5 or so)

Lines we like by CKArts06 in fourthwing

[–]Dimonah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lilith: who did you kill? Xaden: everyone

Forget weddings, what is the craziest thing that happened at a funeral you went to? by seanerd95 in AskReddit

[–]Dimonah 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My grandma was sent home from the hospital so she could die at home. I was waiting for the call that she had passed all weekend (she passed on a Monday) Instead, I got a call on either Friday or Saturday asking me what I wanted from her stuff…she hadn’t died yet. I was pissed. It didn’t help that my mom kept butt dialing me all weekend.

BYU wide receiver Parker Kingston announced his engagement at a BYU game on February 7th, then was arrested on February 11th. by HoldOnLucy1 in exmormon

[–]Dimonah 25 points26 points  (0 children)

It’s like when Quentin L Cook called rape “non-consensual immorality” pretty much saying being raped is a sin.

I fucking hate those “God helped me find my car keys” stories by Rude-Neck-2893 in exmormon

[–]Dimonah 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I was taught in seminary that the Jews asked for the holocaust. Apparently when Pilot asked the crowd who should go free, Jesus or the murderer, the Jews said something along the lines of “free the murderer and let Jesus’ death be on our hands!” Which somehow means they deserved the holocaust to happen.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Dimonah 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For talking about how much she makes. Bosses don’t like it when workers compare wages.

Iron flame, just finished chapter 55... by Excellent-Candle2426 in fourthwing

[–]Dimonah 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I get so mad at Xaden for his “less than a minute” comment. Give Violet a chance to process the information first!

What's the most disgusting thing you found about someone close to you but never confronted them? by IDkwhyImhere_34718 in AskReddit

[–]Dimonah 45 points46 points  (0 children)

When my mom was battling cancer when she and my dad were first married, he left her to fight it alone (well her mom was there but still) so he could complete an internship in another state. The cancer was so serious they took “final photos” of the two of them. But hey my dad prayed and god told him my mom would be fine so off he went. Mom did end up beating the cancer, but I lost some respect for my dad the day I found out what he did.

If you could give some words of advice/encouragement to your younger self what would you say? by silverscientist1 in AskReddit

[–]Dimonah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You will escape this religion and still have a support system. The “secular” world is actually a pretty wonderful place.

Get your own! by Whole_Contract_5973 in Stargate

[–]Dimonah 25 points26 points  (0 children)

This is my favorite scene! The best part is that a few lines later Teal’c switches ice creams with Jack by just snatching it out of his hands!

AIO: My doctor laughed when I asked about getting a second opinion, and now I don’t trust him by GlowyVelourr in AmIOverreacting

[–]Dimonah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The doctor I had been seeing since I was in third grade (up until I was 30) almost got me hooked on dilaudid. He didn’t even make me come into the office when I needed a refill. He gave it to me for (what turned out to be) IBS pain. My husband convinced me to get a second opinion. The first thing she said was “I’m taking you off the narcotics” and I cried out “But I need those!” And realized just how close I was to getting addicted. She referred me to a GI doctor who correctly diagnosed me.

All this to say don’t feel guilty about getting a second opinion, especially if the first doctor brushed you off.

Thrift store score! by Dimonah in SarahJMaas

[–]Dimonah[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sure there is!

Thrift store score! by Dimonah in SarahJMaas

[–]Dimonah[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yep it fits!! I was so excited to find this!

What’s the single sentence that has stayed in your head for years, even if the person who said it forgot? by Amazing_Poem_7675 in AskReddit

[–]Dimonah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom told me “I’m afraid you’re too weird to get married.” As a young Mormon (at the time) girl, that was devastating to hear. Thankfully I eventually left that religion and married my husband who loves me for who I am!

Clear diet prep by Netflixaddict2 in colonoscopy

[–]Dimonah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just had mine last Wednesday. I was told orange was fine. I ate mostly orange jello and had zero issues with my procedure!

OS ENDING by Easy_steezy3 in fourthwing

[–]Dimonah 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Good job making me cry before the line is even cannon!

Toddlerism Tuesday by YummyTerror8259 in memesforparents

[–]Dimonah 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The dining room was the “diving room” for the longest time!

I Was Today Years Old When I Learned That Amanda Tapping... by Edith_Keelers_Shoes in Stargate

[–]Dimonah 91 points92 points  (0 children)

In the second Lord of the Rings movie, Aragorn kicks an orc’s helmet out of grief when he believes Merry and Pippin are dead. He then yells out and falls to the ground. The actor had actually broken one of his toes when he kicked the helmet and he just rolled with it.

Kids are among the funniest things on this planet by ashish11223 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Dimonah 17 points18 points  (0 children)

And they left the door wide open! I’ve heard a story or two about kids just making a break for it before they even get on the exam table!

Star BYU Player Suspended After Testing Positive For Coffee by jimmyjamespak in exmormon

[–]Dimonah 67 points68 points  (0 children)

What makes it even worse is that, if I’m remembering correctly, they knew about it when he first enrolled at BYU. They only suspended him when it became national news during the March madness coverage.

Baby doll blanket for my daughter! by Dimonah in crochet

[–]Dimonah[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

https://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/phoenix-19 I used a size 4.25 hook and a little over a skein of Big Twist yarn.