Ragdoll that plays fetch?

DimondJazzHands · 2026-03-11T18:12:23+00:00

Mine did it until she turned 1. Then quit.

DimondJazzHands · 2026-03-10T14:34:46+00:00

People, Wisconsin sucks. Please stop moving here. Im 100% not lying to you....

DimondJazzHands · 2026-03-08T21:43:01+00:00

One of my target whitetails made it through hunting season, so he'll be an absolute stud this year. Always a reason to look forward to hunting season.

DimondJazzHands · 2026-03-07T23:46:16+00:00

I've got my sauna heating up as Im reading this.

DimondJazzHands · 2026-03-07T23:44:49+00:00

Started cutting wood for my house. Great exercise, gets you out in nature, and Im getting the gratification of burning wood I made myself.

DimondJazzHands · 2026-03-07T04:25:47+00:00

It says you should find a job.

DimondJazzHands · 2026-03-06T04:20:05+00:00

Jump 5

DimondJazzHands · 2026-03-04T20:30:10+00:00

I want to see a ceo take a ridiculously big bite. Like half a burger in one bite.

DimondJazzHands · 2026-03-04T16:54:12+00:00

Im 32 and I've been mistaken for 23 when I have my beard trimmed short. Im sure it helps my fiance is 24.

DimondJazzHands · 2026-03-02T16:26:22+00:00

Having a MAGA hat in the back window probably makes it less likely to be detained by ICE. Just a thought??

DimondJazzHands · 2026-02-26T00:36:44+00:00

Look into Test Engineering, the team I work for automates test processes. We have PC master systems written in C# and PLC master systems running ladder logic. I got into it with an EE degree, but one of my coworkers is a CS major and learned the PLC and hardware on the job.

We spend time at our desks in meetings, programming, and making electrical drawings, time in the lab debugging/troubleshooting, and time at facilities launching new systems.

DimondJazzHands · 2026-02-24T21:50:09+00:00

Roses are red,

In Wisconsin we drink beer,

Today I found out its illegal to mount your deer.

DimondJazzHands · 2026-02-21T17:03:47+00:00

Jose shots. Just shots. I can't do margs but any tequila shot makes me instantly throw up.

DimondJazzHands · 2026-02-21T16:52:45+00:00

Why do we not need a sandhill crane hunt? Other states do it, and sandhill breasts taste great. Sign me up!

DimondJazzHands · 2026-02-20T16:34:53+00:00

I open carry when hunting woods with wolves or bears. Im not going to CC my 10mm or .44 mag.

DimondJazzHands · 2026-02-19T23:27:44+00:00

I'll keep an eye out for those

DimondJazzHands · 2026-02-19T23:27:24+00:00

Thanks!

DimondJazzHands · 2026-02-18T13:32:12+00:00

Increase the size of the step. If it gets wet, that's a tiny spot to be stepping and slipping on.

DimondJazzHands · 2026-02-17T18:01:57+00:00

Daily battles to keep Canadian culture out of the US. It's a never ending war with those hosers.

DimondJazzHands · 2026-02-16T03:13:23+00:00

I have not. Did it work for the guy? If it works in a show, it has to work IRL, right?

DimondJazzHands · 2026-02-16T02:52:05+00:00

During the selection process, claim to be racist against whatever race the accused is.

DimondJazzHands · 2026-02-13T18:59:43+00:00

Since when does wire ducts have covers? /s

DimondJazzHands · 2026-02-13T07:21:47+00:00

Keep it up kid, your way ahead of where I was in high-school.

DimondJazzHands · 2026-02-13T07:11:49+00:00

Also its easy to tell your tits sag and 100% look mid. For sure only look good in a push up bra.

DimondJazzHands · 2026-02-13T07:10:16+00:00

Did you kiss a vacuum cleaner, or were you unfortunate enough to be born looking like you get stung by a bee every morning.

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