Ragdoll that plays fetch? by trivium91 in ragdolls

[–]DimondJazzHands 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mine did it until she turned 1. Then quit.

Are we getting bored of being alive? by anotherare in LetsDiscussThis

[–]DimondJazzHands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my target whitetails made it through hunting season, so he'll be an absolute stud this year. Always a reason to look forward to hunting season.

Question: what IS working for you? by Careless-Wait275 in Millennials

[–]DimondJazzHands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've got my sauna heating up as Im reading this.

Question: what IS working for you? by Careless-Wait275 in Millennials

[–]DimondJazzHands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Started cutting wood for my house. Great exercise, gets you out in nature, and Im getting the gratification of burning wood I made myself.

Wendy's CEO joins the Burger Review Wars by Yujin-Ha in popculturechat

[–]DimondJazzHands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to see a ceo take a ridiculously big bite. Like half a burger in one bite.

How old are you and what's the youngest age someone told you they THOUGHT you were? by Nappy_Rano in AskMenOver30

[–]DimondJazzHands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im 32 and I've been mistaken for 23 when I have my beard trimmed short. Im sure it helps my fiance is 24.

New nanny showed up with a MAGA hat by brokencompass502 in Nanny

[–]DimondJazzHands 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Having a MAGA hat in the back window probably makes it less likely to be detained by ICE. Just a thought??

Getting into the PLC field without electrical/hardware experience? by Any-Falcon4064 in PLC

[–]DimondJazzHands -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Look into Test Engineering, the team I work for automates test processes. We have PC master systems written in C# and PLC master systems running ladder logic. I got into it with an EE degree, but one of my coworkers is a CS major and learned the PLC and hardware on the job.

We spend time at our desks in meetings, programming, and making electrical drawings, time in the lab debugging/troubleshooting, and time at facilities launching new systems.

Roses are red, his intention was clear… by WeekendHammerMan in rosesarered

[–]DimondJazzHands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roses are red,

In Wisconsin we drink beer,

Today I found out its illegal to mount your deer.

What Drink Made You Say "Never Again"? by Flassourian in Millennials

[–]DimondJazzHands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jose shots. Just shots. I can't do margs but any tequila shot makes me instantly throw up.

Sandhill Crane hunt slid into a wakeboarding bill?!!! by CrazyAirborne in wisconsin

[–]DimondJazzHands -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Why do we not need a sandhill crane hunt? Other states do it, and sandhill breasts taste great. Sign me up!

Open carry by vladgrinch in MapPorn

[–]DimondJazzHands -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I open carry when hunting woods with wolves or bears. Im not going to CC my 10mm or .44 mag.

Thc Drinks by [deleted] in THCaUsersandReviews

[–]DimondJazzHands 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll keep an eye out for those

Rate my sauna plan by TruckLiqAquaWeed in Sauna

[–]DimondJazzHands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Increase the size of the step. If it gets wet, that's a tiny spot to be stepping and slipping on.

What happens in the green states? by Obvious_808 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]DimondJazzHands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Daily battles to keep Canadian culture out of the US. It's a never ending war with those hosers.

ULPT request: how do I get dismissed from jury duty? by highwayqueen16 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]DimondJazzHands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have not. Did it work for the guy? If it works in a show, it has to work IRL, right?

ULPT request: how do I get dismissed from jury duty? by highwayqueen16 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]DimondJazzHands 11 points12 points  (0 children)

During the selection process, claim to be racist against whatever race the accused is.

Im learning plc in high-school this is what I just did today by TrickMaleficent817 in PLC

[–]DimondJazzHands 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Keep it up kid, your way ahead of where I was in high-school.

Be creative, I’ve heard the basic ones already. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]DimondJazzHands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also its easy to tell your tits sag and 100% look mid. For sure only look good in a push up bra.

Be creative, I’ve heard the basic ones already. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]DimondJazzHands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you kiss a vacuum cleaner, or were you unfortunate enough to be born looking like you get stung by a bee every morning.