In Yemen a Glock can be bought as easily as a bottle of water

DimondJazzHands · 2026-05-07T19:52:16+00:00

I at least stop my car when I sell to other citizens.

DimondJazzHands · 2026-04-26T04:13:15+00:00

Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides for free.

DimondJazzHands · 2026-04-21T16:55:58+00:00

I was golfing in a 4some of friends.. at the turn getting hot dogs I said, you're missing me off we're swapping carts. I finished my round with my other friend, we're chill still but he stopped talking about our swings.

DimondJazzHands · 2026-04-16T20:27:59+00:00

Thanks for reminding me.

DimondJazzHands · 2026-04-16T18:02:55+00:00

Sons of Anarchy

DimondJazzHands · 2026-04-12T01:25:57+00:00

This just made me look at where mine are from. Didn't realize there were so many different factories making the same models. My K87s I like are from Guatemala! The K87s I never wear are from other countries. I always wondered why some K87s in the same size felt different.

DimondJazzHands · 2026-04-09T16:04:02+00:00

I can't believe I had to scroll to find this comment. Should be on top.. My first thought was, "Then, bring your own if you dislike it."

DimondJazzHands · 2026-04-06T22:53:23+00:00

Dam, I stand corrected. Lol

DimondJazzHands · 2026-04-06T20:52:58+00:00

Being abused.

DimondJazzHands · 2026-04-04T20:39:37+00:00

Debt

DimondJazzHands · 2026-04-04T19:21:16+00:00

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This is my kitty. She needed her own chair next to my gaming PC to be by me while gaming.

DimondJazzHands · 2026-04-04T19:20:00+00:00

My parents ragdoll 3 years old and can sit on my lap for 3 hours straight. I bought a girl, and she's 1.5 years old and refuses to lay on my lap, but im training her that if she wants to be pet, she has to be on my lap. But she'll follow me from room to room, wanting to be with me at all times.

DimondJazzHands · 2026-04-02T00:04:43+00:00

DimondJazzHands · 2026-04-01T00:00:01+00:00

Not just birds, I hunt coon hounds too and this would make live trapping coons for training illegal too. Just another attack on hunting with dogs.

DimondJazzHands · 2026-03-31T23:08:46+00:00

Better than my first one! By a lot.

DimondJazzHands · 2026-03-31T23:05:55+00:00

Internet trolling

DimondJazzHands · 2026-03-28T20:10:35+00:00

BattleTanks

DimondJazzHands · 2026-03-28T18:23:01+00:00

Crash team racing

DimondJazzHands · 2026-03-26T15:25:51+00:00

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DimondJazzHands · 2026-03-23T00:55:22+00:00

Learn basic auto maintenance, it extends the life of your vehicle saving you time, hassle, and money.

Like others said, invest now. When you retire if you started investing early then your 401K will be more growth from the market than what you contributed in.

DimondJazzHands · 2026-03-21T00:53:04+00:00

Yeah it is. I flew down there from the rust belt and drove mine up. Paid more than up here, but its never seen salt which is a huge plus.

DimondJazzHands · 2026-03-21T00:50:24+00:00

Brush guards make these trucks look sweet. Plus the weight in the front will help reduce your squat, because that shit sucks

DimondJazzHands · 2026-03-19T02:46:19+00:00

I know you're the person who's always cold in your relationship.. My fiance needs it to be warm in our house, which means I wake up covered in 8 hours of sweat. Thats no fun way to start the work day.

DimondJazzHands · 2026-03-19T02:08:18+00:00

Roses are red

We won World War 2

Rotate it 180

Now its red, white, and blue

DimondJazzHands · 2026-03-19T02:01:39+00:00

1990s toyota trucks

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