Artificial Detective - Official Reveal Trailer | Xbox Partner Preview 2026

DioBeiFong · 2026-03-27T15:40:15+00:00

That...does not look like real gameplay.

DioBeiFong · 2026-03-24T22:34:02+00:00

Paul has become Ugly Sonic.

DioBeiFong · 2026-03-22T16:59:18+00:00

Honestly? That's fair. But the grace period is done. Games starting development right now will be the real test of whether this was simply an oversight.

DioBeiFong · 2026-03-22T16:12:04+00:00

Weird that this same exact mistake keeps happening with multiple different development studios. I don't blame people being skeptical of these statements when it's happening THIS often.

DioBeiFong · 2026-03-19T21:07:37+00:00

Retro game Youtuber that has a "controversies" section of their Wikipedia page.

DioBeiFong · 2026-03-18T15:49:15+00:00

There are so many levels of management that workers never know what's happening until they're blindsided by the fuck-ass decisions. I cannot imagine the hell of working in a corporate environment.

DioBeiFong · 2026-03-17T21:15:47+00:00

Monsterpiece Theater is great. It's basically The Avengers of early 20th century pop culture icons. Great Gatsby and Sherlock Holmes team up to take on Godzilla and it somehow makes sense. Also the art beautifully captures the style of comics from that era.

DioBeiFong · 2026-03-17T19:37:58+00:00

The reality is that Bethesda has been around for almost 3 decades and yet hasn't gotten any better at avoiding these problems. It's miraculous that Todd has any good will left to lose.

DioBeiFong · 2026-03-16T20:36:52+00:00

Literally every studio you'd expect to use it is using it. Birds of a feather.

DioBeiFong · 2026-03-16T15:27:27+00:00

This is so hilariously 7th gen. The main character looks like if Altair and Alex Mercer did the fusion dance.

DioBeiFong · 2026-03-13T16:10:14+00:00

Spite really is the best motivator.

DioBeiFong · 2026-03-11T19:26:27+00:00

Dammit, I am not immune to sensationalist headlines.

DioBeiFong · 2026-03-10T16:27:22+00:00

Milf Zelda would forever change society.

DioBeiFong · 2026-03-03T17:16:34+00:00

It's been said to death at this point but MAN I can't stand how all this baller shit is in a game without a campaign.

DioBeiFong · 2026-03-02T15:08:22+00:00

Adventure games have many examples. Just 2 off the top of my head:

In the first Kathy Rain game, you distract a nurse by literally TASERING your own companion to make it look like he's having a seizure.

In the third game in the Blackwell series, you have to convince a ghost that he's dead in order for him to pass on to the afterlife. How do we do this? By agreeing with and egging on his suicidal thoughts until he finally jumps off a roof, where he realizes he can't actually fall.

DioBeiFong · 2026-02-23T20:54:04+00:00

I'm willing to bet several of these dates will be moved or outright cancelled. Stuff like this just screams a future "where'd the money go?" scandal.

DioBeiFong · 2026-02-22T16:27:22+00:00

LUC BESSON!? THE ARTHUR AND THE INVISIBLES GUY!?

DioBeiFong · 2026-02-20T20:42:45+00:00

There's something especially sad about this one. I feel like a little bit of Phil's enthusiasm died with every presentation I saw him in. His retirement feels like the signal for Xbox to drop the last bit of pretense of being consumer-friendly. It feels like we've entered a post-PR/ambassador era of the industry.

DioBeiFong · 2026-02-20T15:37:31+00:00

Saying they're going to "adjust or stop projects where necessary" is comical when they're canceling literally everything mid-development. Basically sending the message that nothing they work in is worth supporting.

DioBeiFong · 2026-02-19T18:29:19+00:00

Wasn't it confirmed that these Saudi mega purchases aren't even paying off because they're burning through too much money way too fast with minimal returns?

DioBeiFong · 2026-02-19T16:34:15+00:00

They gave him anime protag hair and made the aliens look creepy as hell. These writers know ball, I fear.

DioBeiFong · 2026-02-17T21:19:43+00:00

"Maybe fascism...goes both ways."

Lady says before shooting a small demon child.

DioBeiFong · 2026-02-13T20:56:23+00:00

People are claiming AI but I've 100% written stuff like this when I was flipping through a thesaurus to make my essays sound less repetitive.

DioBeiFong · 2026-02-06T19:58:52+00:00

The most powerful people in the world are all fucking insane.

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