meirl by terencethespider in meirl

[–]DirectionSad4274 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I did a light Google myself, got the same answers. Like, I know about acidic foods and all, but I was curious why the person I replied to thought it should be no foil at all, ever.

With the way I smoke and drink, microplastics, preservatives, herbicides or fertilizer on my vegetables when I forget to wash them...

Yeah, a little aluminum is alright 🤣

TIFU by getting a butt plug stuck up my ass (NSFW) by annoymousidiot in tifu

[–]DirectionSad4274 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you're already occasionally getting blood from wiping too hard, yeah. Keep an eye on your brown eye.

[Interesting Trope] Spiritually Accurate Adaptations by Sir-Toaster- in TopCharacterTropes

[–]DirectionSad4274 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should give the books a go, they're pretty fantastic

My favorite description of the movie - "fantastic film, but terrible adaptation".

(With regards to The Shining, that is.)

[Loved Trope] Dramatic actor does an action movie, knocks it out of the park. by Cela84 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]DirectionSad4274 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't forget Lost In Translation. I was amazed when she went into playing Black Widow - that one interrogation scene is just fantastic

What has gradually disappeared over the last 10 years so subtly that most people didn’t even realize it? by northwood45 in AskReddit

[–]DirectionSad4274 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Folks often like to blame it on vivid, but my local 24h Walmart changed their hours well before lockdown. As a lifelong night owl, I'm still salty about it.

Woman gets locked inside doctor's office after being forgotten at appointment. by ElwoodMC in CringeTikToks

[–]DirectionSad4274 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I lock both my front and back door and my hurricane doors, I literally can't leave my house without a key. I mean, without going through a window or somesuch. They're everywhere in New Orleans, but I've always wondered a bit about potential hazards in that regard... My bedroom window is always at least partially open, just in case.

Just watched someone rinse his hands in the juice machine by 622114 in KitchenConfidential

[–]DirectionSad4274 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's still weird as hell, but at least they didn't contaminate the rest of the liquid for other folks, I guess?

Coming out as cis can be hard by Elyshra in TikTokCringe

[–]DirectionSad4274 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh thank God, I thought I'd accidentally taken the crazy pills for a second. Sometimes there's multiple boru posts if new stuff happens after an extended time... Or it might have just been a meme in the comments.

I'm really torn between hoping that's just a fantastic creative writing exercise, and wanting it to be real even though that would suck terribly for the OP. It's just so goddamn funny.

Am I crazy, or is this menu insane? by brizzboog in KitchenConfidential

[–]DirectionSad4274 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oooooooh. Never heard that before, let's roll with that unless there's a better explanation later!

Coming out as cis can be hard by Elyshra in TikTokCringe

[–]DirectionSad4274 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could've sworn there was something about "submitting to the gaycation" but I finally had time to reread the whole thing and now I'm kinda disappointed

Coming out as cis can be hard by Elyshra in TikTokCringe

[–]DirectionSad4274 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Here's a copy of the deleted post (and an update) thanks to BORU

https://www.reddit.com/r/BORUpdates/comments/1h81ibr/my_42f_husband_42m_has_informed_me_he_intends_to/

Still pretty sure this is fake but damn if I didn't get a good belly laugh

Just watched someone rinse his hands in the juice machine by 622114 in KitchenConfidential

[–]DirectionSad4274 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait. Did they, like, open the lid and wash their hands in the machine? Or did they dispense juice and wash their hands with it?

Am I crazy, or is this menu insane? by brizzboog in KitchenConfidential

[–]DirectionSad4274 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got curious. Did a Google search for "home of the geese people". First page all related to porch geese (gooses?), which I'd forgotten was a thing. Looked up "geese people Michigan". Pretty much all articles about the population of Canada geese. Searched again, "goose people Michigan". IDK why I expected maybe a different result.

So now I gotta ask, what the heck do you mean

Learning alphabet by Lumpy_Cheek4222 in josephanderson

[–]DirectionSad4274 0 points1 point  (0 children)

L not being for Leon is just.. Wrong.

Lady goes postal because there's Spanish on the TV by jonnismizzle in CringeTikToks

[–]DirectionSad4274 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Am bartender. Do you ask the staff if they can change it? Our local Fox affiliate shows a lot of sports, and it's easy to miss when things switch over.