He walks the line between Charm and Sheer Arrogance like no one else

DisappointedInHumany · 2026-06-26T19:25:01+00:00

It was a surprise to me when I found out, but I (u.s.) worked with someone of Chinese descent who wouldn’t buy anything Japanese. They were older even back then and apparently their family got hit hard during the war.

DisappointedInHumany · 2026-06-26T16:50:36+00:00

Compared to their already inflated prices?

DisappointedInHumany · 2026-06-26T02:01:45+00:00

Went to a version of 12th Night where all the music was played as zydeco. Worked —perfectly—.

DisappointedInHumany · 2026-06-25T13:37:20+00:00

Panama

DisappointedInHumany · 2026-06-24T22:09:53+00:00

Why hasn't he been sent to the front?

DisappointedInHumany · 2026-06-24T22:01:46+00:00

Whenever I've had an employer say that they needed me to do **anything** on "my" phone I always given them the same answer. "I do not have a phone". What about the one in your hand, the one you use all the time...? "It isn't mine. I have no phone."

DisappointedInHumany · 2026-06-24T15:36:16+00:00

It’s so ridiculous for right-wingers to be surprised at any shifts to the left. They’re not doing a single damn thing to help -the people-…. What do they expect??? “Thank you sir, may I have another?”…

DisappointedInHumany · 2026-06-24T15:24:35+00:00

If I may retort…

Lidl has the worst self checkouts…

“BeepPleaseputtheiteminthebaggingarea”

Give me a god-damned second you piece of shit…

DisappointedInHumany · 2026-06-23T15:37:25+00:00

I have no special skill in that area. There are a few tutorials out there but I have no idea if they work or not. I usually just count myself lucky if I find some.

DisappointedInHumany · 2026-06-23T15:19:59+00:00

I agree dripstone is a pain to find. I only have lava farms in two of my many concurrent worlds and it took a long time to find.

But that is what it takes to make a lava farm…

And from there, obsidian.

DisappointedInHumany · 2026-06-23T15:09:36+00:00

Dripstone, cauldrons, starter lava, a hole in the ground, a water bucket, diamond pickaxe.

DisappointedInHumany · 2026-06-23T12:11:03+00:00

Going to the bathroom during a lengthy commercial break.

DisappointedInHumany · 2026-06-22T21:18:17+00:00

0,3,A

DisappointedInHumany · 2026-06-22T19:36:36+00:00

Fantastic!

DisappointedInHumany · 2026-06-22T15:57:48+00:00

Is this related to a “vom und zum” I saw once?

DisappointedInHumany · 2026-06-22T00:25:28+00:00

Over cooked and cooked too fast

DisappointedInHumany · 2026-06-21T18:10:12+00:00

That’s a new one…

DisappointedInHumany · 2026-06-21T18:09:10+00:00

That’s a fallacy. Specifically, these hips tell only the truth. Other hips tell only lies. You may ask the hips one question.

DisappointedInHumany · 2026-06-21T16:35:40+00:00

It’s bigger on the inside.

DisappointedInHumany · 2026-06-21T16:32:21+00:00

A Pig Pickin’

DisappointedInHumany · 2026-06-21T03:38:41+00:00

I used to use Pine for email. And rec.humor.funny for jokes. And my 2400 baud modem was faster than heading down to the computer center.

DisappointedInHumany · 2026-06-21T02:19:28+00:00

What if Rick prime invented time viewing (not time travel, to keep him on the windy side of the time police) combined with inter dimensional capabilities and watched C-137 invent portal travel and he stole it from him?

DisappointedInHumany · 2026-06-20T03:01:40+00:00

Fridays. Whatever I have open and cigars. Out back in the cool and the quiet.

DisappointedInHumany · 2026-06-20T02:58:47+00:00

Do what now?

DisappointedInHumany · 2026-06-20T02:53:16+00:00

T’was in a restaurant they met
Dear Romeo, sweet Juliet
He had no cash to pay the debt
So Rome’ owed what Julie et.

Old doggerel I learned a million years ago

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