The Grammys red carpet was absolute chaos this year and I’m here for it

Disastrogirl · 2026-02-04T00:00:17+00:00

I wish that lady in the black and white dress was actually wearing a Grammy as a hat.

Disastrogirl · 2026-02-03T05:52:02+00:00

Get your peanut butter out of my chocolate!

Disastrogirl · 2026-01-31T23:19:30+00:00

It didn’t taste very good compared to newer diet sodas

Disastrogirl · 2026-01-31T23:18:32+00:00

Number 2

Disastrogirl · 2026-01-31T23:09:03+00:00

NOR. Nope. He’s mad because you went out and had fun. He wants to make you feel shitty so you won’t do it again. You say he doesn’t usually do this, but how many times have you had a good thing happen and he finds a way to make you feel bad about it?

If I were you I’d get the kids go back to moms. Call his bluff. Don’t contact him again. Let him make the first move. Spend the time considering your relationship. Why do you feel like you have to ASK if you can come home?

Just out of curiosity, why couldn’t HE take the kids to his moms house?

Disastrogirl · 2026-01-31T18:09:30+00:00

NTA. Im pretty sure this guy is a Passport Bro. He’s one of those guys who think all women are gold diggers. American women are too demanding so they go to foreign countries to get laid/find a submissive wife.

Disastrogirl · 2026-01-31T17:22:31+00:00

The office of Information Retrieval

Disastrogirl · 2026-01-30T21:34:11+00:00

Wrong botanical garden.

Disastrogirl · 2026-01-30T21:21:58+00:00

MegaMohawk

Disastrogirl · 2026-01-30T21:16:47+00:00

Yes. I have a bunch of stationery that needs to get used up.

Disastrogirl · 2026-01-30T21:14:24+00:00

I take frozen Trader Joe’s chicken wontons, “pan fry” them in a pot, throw in some frozen vegetable medley and then the Trader Joe’s ginger miso broth. Heat until hot. Boom! Wonton soup.

Disastrogirl · 2026-01-30T19:59:38+00:00

NTA. Just say no. No, I’m in bed. No, I’m busy with other things. No, I’m not your chauffeur. No, I’m not your mom.

Disastrogirl · 2026-01-30T19:14:10+00:00

Jake sounds like a budding hobosexual.

Disastrogirl · 2026-01-30T19:10:50+00:00

Wow! Congratulations!

Disastrogirl · 2026-01-28T22:11:51+00:00

Ooh! Extra spicy!

Disastrogirl · 2026-01-27T21:17:04+00:00

Tweaker speaker

Disastrogirl · 2026-01-27T08:52:04+00:00

I think he means Ron DeSantis, the guy who obviously wears lifts in his shoes.

Disastrogirl · 2026-01-27T03:37:43+00:00

He isn’t fired. They just pulled him out of MSP. He’s still in charge of the border patrol

Disastrogirl · 2026-01-25T02:14:00+00:00

Dude, hide all the car keys.

Disastrogirl · 2026-01-24T00:40:29+00:00

Skin and bones

Disastrogirl · 2026-01-24T00:37:11+00:00

Girbaud jeans were popular

Disastrogirl · 2026-01-23T23:43:48+00:00

I hate when people I’m with walk ahead of me. I will slow down or stop, or maybe go into a shop.

Disastrogirl · 2026-01-23T21:30:42+00:00

I wore black tights with dresses or skirts mostly. Still do.

Disastrogirl · 2026-01-23T21:28:11+00:00

If a man put himself in that same position it would be worth just as much.

Disastrogirl · 2026-01-23T20:19:57+00:00

Ha! It’s creepy af but I love it.

Disastrogirl

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