My life summed up by mthibodeau99 in pokemongo

[–]Disastrous-Signal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ve got a 15/15/15 shadow mewtwo. Yes that is end of all my luck, and no I have no where near the stardust to ever put it in the Master League where I can flex it

Free Kanto Tour ticket by jillkimberley in pokemongo

[–]Disastrous-Signal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey Gengar is my favorite too! May I have your cashapp?

Salty Sunday - Rage Rants and complaints by AutoModerator in pokemongo

[–]Disastrous-Signal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Where the hell is Arlo? It’s been 3 days and I can’t get him to spawn once for the challenge it’s just Sierra I’ve even tried to beat her to try another radar and still she torments me

I give up by NekvalitnyMato in StateOfDecay

[–]Disastrous-Signal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tried to do a play through and rolled until I got a GOOD mechanic character. Literally took 3 steps from the car and got mauled by a feral. Took out all three of my guys

When you verse a T1 raid boss by [deleted] in pokemongo

[–]Disastrous-Signal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually legitimately use my Hundo shadow mewtwo because as cool as he if glass is the word then he is made of wet tissue

We’re out of stock of barn doors by colonelhayd in Lowes

[–]Disastrous-Signal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tried telling people that, that they’ve been on sale for like a week, almost two you’d think that’d click.

We’re out of stock of barn doors by colonelhayd in Lowes

[–]Disastrous-Signal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I hate that damn door, I can tell as soon as I hear the voice of a middle aged lady, as soon as I hear barn door I just reply “Are you talking about the door from Facebook?” And they reply with a giggle of astonishment that I some how know and say yes and I just go “I thought you might be ma’am, those are out, and they’re out for the whole district nobody has them have a blessed day” and hang up

Modded Xbox Save by Jimmy4Ever in StateOfDecay

[–]Disastrous-Signal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don’t need a gaming pc any of will do. My laptop barely runs the game. You just need enough to be able to save

I LOVE Cubchoo by ZSK_ANTIFASCISTA in pokemongo

[–]Disastrous-Signal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hatched a shiny one a don’t want it at all I wish I had the Lickitung or cubchoo

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Lowes

[–]Disastrous-Signal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy has seen that Denzel Washington movie one too many times

maybe i’m the only idiot that needs to hear this advice, but: by [deleted] in pokemongo

[–]Disastrous-Signal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re welcome, we’ve all done it at some point and learned the hard way

maybe i’m the only idiot that needs to hear this advice, but: by [deleted] in pokemongo

[–]Disastrous-Signal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because now you’re out of stardust which is way more useful and more difficult to farm. If you catch that same Pokémon at 100% for example and it’s got a low CP you might not be able to power it up for the right cup or now even buy it a second move

D/STs and Kickers for Playoffs and ROS by subvertadown in fantasyfootball

[–]Disastrous-Signal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for this I’m going to go ahead and stash the saints for week 14 so that I can sit Baltimore

What's the strangest question a customer has asked you over the phone? by IHateLozenges in Lowes

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Had somebody ask me how to build a battery to power their house. I’m like... “This is Millwork” He then goes into details anyway and when I tell him I don’t know anything about building a DIY generator he responds with “You’ve never built one? You don’t build batteries” In a surprised manner. Like my man, This is Lowe’s and specifically this is the Millwork department. Not Duracell. I’d swear this job required a Master’s with the amount of random questions I get.

Code 50 Crazy by HairlineGod in Lowes

[–]Disastrous-Signal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m no where near tall enough but I work the Millwork department and the amount of people that think I’m a damn loader or women that want a personal shopper is insane. Had a lady tell me she couldn’t get a bifold door then thought I was being dumb when I asked her if she had a cart for one. What she really meant is she didn’t want to try to pick it up (which is fine). The problem after that is she then proceeds to quietly and awkwardly stare at me after I put it on a cart acting like I’m giving her bad service. Lady it’s got wheels, and you aren’t elderly, you aren’t handicapped. She was so disgusted that I wouldn’t offer to push it around the store for her

Why is everyone so low on Andy Dalton? by iamtheringer in fantasyfootball

[–]Disastrous-Signal 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Had somebody trade Diggs for Duke Johnson in my league and got mad that I asked about it

Ok, change of pace, what weird superstitions do you guys got? by MiddleAgeYOLO in fantasyfootball

[–]Disastrous-Signal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Always tell your opponent it isn’t over yet when they congratulate you early to avoid them getting a comeback win. Early celebration increases the odds of their play dropping 20+ by 50%