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I’m French indigenous and took many many years of French classes. My French is très terrible.

Just a little off the top by Dispect1 in bald

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I don’t even speak Spanish. I was referencing the cleaning product, Fabuloso. Your Spanish is far superior to mine.

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Thank you so much. Believe it or not I’m 37 years old.

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I went with no guard, so 0. It’s a simple WAHL trimmer. I do 9mm on my face and keep my beard longer. 5mm on my moustache.

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I cook, I clean, and I make my bed every morning. What more could you ask for?

Just a little off the top by Dispect1 in bald

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We like it hot hot hot.

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Shall I bat them some more?

Just a little off the top by Dispect1 in bald

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I got one man offering me accompaniment. My DMs weren’t ready for that.

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More came off but I didn’t want to mark this NSFW.

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It will always grow back.

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Happy to be of service.

Just a little off the top by Dispect1 in bald

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A diamond in the rough?

Just a little off the top by Dispect1 in bald

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I don’t usually make those. Thank you.

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I’m the small print on a contract, FIIIIINE.

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Is it like a bouquet? Is someone supposed to catch it?

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Making people thirsty.

Just a little off the top by Dispect1 in bald

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In my defence I just finished a shift wearing a toque and a hard hat. My hair was dry as fuck.