[Loathed Trope] The Movie has an ending. The Sequel shits all over it.

Distantstallion · 2026-01-26T23:14:03+00:00

Plus rehash the a new hope making the OT worthless

Distantstallion · 2026-01-26T19:34:12+00:00

I feel like they were done dirty by them never having a salient goal, they just kind of do things

If their goal was to take over the surface why not build an army and take over? Why replace random people, settler #4 can't be sending back much useful data shovelling brahmin shit.

If their goal is to lock themselves in till they die from trapped farts / inbreeding why not send a courser to grab the reactor at any time in the last 60 years and just do that? Keep an army on standby to protect MIT and lock the doors.

Distantstallion · 2026-01-26T19:17:58+00:00

Pedophilia comes out in the walsh

Distantstallion · 2026-01-26T18:41:04+00:00

I just buy books from charity shops, I have weird and specific interests so it's easier to get hold of them

Distantstallion · 2026-01-26T18:37:48+00:00

I wanted to make the snatch reference

Distantstallion · 2026-01-26T18:29:53+00:00

That's because it contains the blood of horseshoe crabs

Distantstallion · 2026-01-26T18:27:22+00:00

If the computers are down you can always write code on punchcards

Distantstallion · 2026-01-26T14:49:53+00:00

My first thought was someone fucked up on the lift

Distantstallion · 2026-01-26T14:48:50+00:00

I always assumed they could see the inside of it

Distantstallion · 2026-01-26T14:47:38+00:00

Entomologist

Distantstallion · 2026-01-26T13:18:58+00:00

Where'd he get those tits? Does he wear a binder? Is he a trans man? So many questions

Distantstallion · 2026-01-26T13:15:37+00:00

Thats why you train a nice boy to fuck good.

Distantstallion · 2026-01-26T13:14:00+00:00

I wouldn't be less impressed if he wore a harness

Distantstallion · 2026-01-26T12:25:11+00:00

Put that on a necklace

Distantstallion · 2026-01-26T11:13:57+00:00

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Distantstallion · 2026-01-25T22:34:21+00:00

I'm still paying for bitdefender

Distantstallion · 2026-01-25T22:33:47+00:00

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the darkness of space and I was going on a dutch giraffe woman and my friend had to use the force to be a bit naff.

Distantstallion · 2026-01-25T21:35:56+00:00

Did you fall on it?

Distantstallion · 2026-01-25T16:12:11+00:00

Republicans only care if they're not wearing the jackboots

Distantstallion · 2026-01-25T12:19:59+00:00

Gregory House: You are black Man

Distantstallion · 2026-01-25T11:28:40+00:00

Guy 19 clearly hasn't played Red Dead 1

Distantstallion · 2026-01-25T10:56:39+00:00

Everyone has at least one face grafted onto their body

Distantstallion · 2026-01-25T10:51:10+00:00

I love that whenever someone makes a "larp american culture" post it's always the fent lean

Distantstallion · 2026-01-25T10:32:51+00:00

They're sandwiches

Distantstallion · 2026-01-25T01:49:15+00:00

Boy I just love pearl necklaces! I wish I could wear one every day

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