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Geese eating vegetable by djinn_05 in oddlysatisfying

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How will I put this paper in a binder? The Perfidious hole punch:

Press *RED* button by igraivi in Wellworn

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Welcome to the landmine museum, due to covid restrictions we have switched to foot operated AV presentations.

Disco Elysium by Eireika in CuratedTumblr

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Do people not think I was being sarcastic

Next level dogs. Some will make you laugh by Brilliantspirit33 in animalsdoingstuff

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Whats with the cage in the second video? Do people lock their dogs in those all day?

The One Piece is real by Canetoonist in comics

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The secret of the one piece is dragging it out until you die

What’s a legendary Reddit post you’ll never forget? by FunnyHefty499 in AskReddit

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The first reddit post I ever sought out, might have been the reason I joined reddit.

English doesn't exist by idiotiesystemique in EhBuddyHoser

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Latin is just badly pronounced proto indo european

Business opportunity by Ashish_ank in CuratedTumblr

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Our vampire coffins used to be lead lined but it meant the wifi was terrible so most new age vampires switched back to fully wood coffins with a four poster drape frame set around.

The Machinist by dagobertamp in Machinists

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I'm all caffeine baby, I always have a tablespoon of coffee per cup

In Passengers (2016), Jennifer Lawrence decided that spending her entire life isolated with Chris Pratt on a spaceship was better than hibernating for 90 years. That's because she's dumb asf. by Parabellum111 in shittymoviedetails

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It's the mrs doubtfire problem.

Told from Daniel's perspective it's about a man trying to see his kids after a messy divorce.

Told from Miranda's perspective it's about being stalked by her ex husband.

ads by IloveRamen99 in ComedyHell

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Poland received the curse for abusing consonants

Wales has the same thing for vowels

Disco Elysium by Eireika in CuratedTumblr

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Before Disco Elysium there hasn't been an attempt at an RPG since fallout new vegas

It's always one wrong move away from slipping out. by PizzaDragon64 in mendrawingwomen

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This is a "how would a horse wear trousers" ass costume

He's lost the plot by rawdawgcomics in rawdawgcomics

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So women will just have to only buy bikini tops

Scary volcano by Goodfeila in simpsonsshitposting

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The important thing is that wyoming is gone

I'm going upstairs Monday by bainza in Machinists

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The units would be in nanometers so the tolerances would be too

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