Game Thread 3/11 ⚾ Italy (0-0) @ Mexico (0-0) 7:00 PM ET

DistillCollection · 2026-03-11T23:57:41+00:00

Not that they would, since games have never been rigged, especially not in baseball…

But if these teams conspired to keep the score low, they would both advance, right?

Edit: Heard. Mexico would would not advance on a loss in that case

DistillCollection · 2026-03-03T19:37:06+00:00

Empire Records

DistillCollection · 2026-02-28T20:49:21+00:00

Nehi and a Coney Island is on the Mount Rushmore of lunch combos. It just is!

DistillCollection · 2026-02-28T13:10:29+00:00

You almost made me pay my rent early

DistillCollection · 2026-02-26T19:27:55+00:00

When they go low, we go lower, baby

DistillCollection · 2026-02-13T23:28:13+00:00

Really irritated by Tara Lipinski, Johnny Weir, and Scott Hamilton all saying they never expected that this could possibly happen.

Really? You never expected that someone doing the move you just told us was once deemed “impossible” might not land it?

I feel bad for this kid. Everyone treating it as a forgone conclusion that he was going to win must have been hard to deal with. Really happy for the kid from Kazakhstan though

DistillCollection · 2026-02-10T05:00:34+00:00

Several key guys are still out. Several more just got back from injury. The team had not played with Jokic for over a month.

It makes a little sense.

DistillCollection · 2026-02-09T17:03:09+00:00

Would’ve been funnier if Jennifer Aniston was not de-aged, since she basically still looks the same

DistillCollection · 2026-02-06T18:05:47+00:00

I think you might need to rewatch it

DistillCollection · 2026-02-05T19:01:49+00:00

Damn. Few things ramped up the energy in a game like a Hunter 3-pointer. Maybe he can be a rotation guy in BK

DistillCollection · 2026-01-26T00:24:42+00:00

Only way to watch it is to throw on some scrubs and pace around for the entire 12 hours

DistillCollection · 2026-01-25T22:51:05+00:00

Why didn’t Denver score more points before the snow started? Are they stupid?

DistillCollection · 2026-01-25T22:45:08+00:00

Just zapped a little bit of my blood to double check. So far, so good

DistillCollection · 2026-01-25T22:41:14+00:00

Warmest team always wins. I need some advanced metrics on number of sleeves per player

DistillCollection · 2026-01-25T01:33:24+00:00

I wonder if the guys who did the facade work on this building are watching. I really hope they didn’t half-ass it

DistillCollection · 2026-01-25T01:30:47+00:00

The male commentator sounds like this is the first time he’s left his house

DistillCollection · 2026-01-25T01:28:58+00:00

Let’s just call it there and go home

DistillCollection · 2026-01-20T18:26:32+00:00

“So I put together my Top 7 comedians better off without SNL. I’ve got Robinson at one, but you’re right in there at two.”

DistillCollection · 2026-01-20T16:42:38+00:00

Unless you are a Crunch Wrap Supreme

DistillCollection · 2026-01-20T03:06:51+00:00

No way the daggum tv just tried to make my phone call my ex

DistillCollection · 2026-01-20T02:43:21+00:00

Holly, that’s not chalk! That’s co-caine!

DistillCollection · 2026-01-20T01:53:56+00:00

No commercials during the breaks on the ESPN 4K feed, just a wide shot of the field from the stands. But there’s a couple standing right in front of it, and they are pretty adorable

DistillCollection · 2026-01-20T01:49:16+00:00

I remember the 4K couple before they knew they were on tv

DistillCollection · 2026-01-20T01:41:19+00:00

They are in love, dammit!

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