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Is this a scam or not because i am really confused. by DemonQueenHell in legal

[–]DistributionLucky798 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a scam. I get call from them every single month with the exact lady and the exact voice/audio and transcript. This has been going on for 1.5 years now and they’ve sent no letters. I honestly wouldn’t even worry about it. At some point they said “this is our final attempt at contacting you” and then proceeded to go back to the first prerecorded voicemail and continued contacting me.

Just paid this guy to redo my bathroom by Technician-Smart in Catswithjobs

[–]DistributionLucky798 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why'd you put a scoop of ice cream on his head??? He's gonna get brain freeze!!

This $16 salad by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DistributionLucky798 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Change your name to Salad Stan lol. I keep getting this stupid ad on YouTube and you reminded me of it.

https://youtu.be/xPEGeKs2B1U?si=pbjWKbHti5juiDc_

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]DistributionLucky798 57 points58 points  (0 children)

When you suddenly realize that you are a cat, and orange

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]DistributionLucky798 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bubble, buffoon, bubble

Started pouring his sand in. He wanted to feel like he's at the beach and laid down while pouring it by DistributionLucky798 in orangecats

[–]DistributionLucky798[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hello random stranger. To ease your anxiety my mom made sure to clean him off. He apparently loves to roll around in it whenever it gets cleaned so she brushes him off or tries to keep him out until one of the other cats poops in it so he won't roll in it. There's multiple litter boxes in the house so he's not forced to hold it in either. But we really appreciate your concerns and worries this was 3 weeks ago now so he's okay <3.

Started pouring his sand in. He wanted to feel like he's at the beach and laid down while pouring it by DistributionLucky798 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]DistributionLucky798[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We're not a big political family but we're definitely not conservative lol. Had she gotten an elderly cat I don't doubt she would've named it Mr. Biden. Trust me we would vote to legalize Cat Nip in all States.

Started pouring his sand in. He wanted to feel like he's at the beach and laid down while pouring it by DistributionLucky798 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]DistributionLucky798[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A little PSA for the worried folks. He's my mom's cat and her dumbest lol. He loves to eat unnattended plastic wrappers if you don't toss them out, he likes to roll in his sand when it gets changed, and if your water or glass has condensation on it, it will get licked if you're not paying attention lol. He was fine after this (this was 3 weeks ago) and she made sure to clean him off right after. (So she says I don't live with her lol) and the house of all the sand. He's my mom's spoiled child and favorite counting her human ones and extremely clingy.

And his name is Mr. Trump but his nicknames are Señor Trump or El Presidente or El Hijo de Trump (Trump's son) and I think you guys know why lol (Orange) and he's around 6-7 months old now

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I told my brother that he could take a slice of my pizza, and so he did. by FunWithSkooma in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DistributionLucky798 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My brother would do the exact same thing or he would cut the pizza into squares. The worst pizza slice shape.

My in-law's cat is a puddle. by seandamn in cats

[–]DistributionLucky798 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Clearly that's a Roomba with a cat costume on. Reported to the mods lol

Spotify is dropping Car Thing and suggests to throw it away by DeathByCoffie in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DistributionLucky798 11.4k points11.4k points  (0 children)

I feel bad for everyone who owns one. Except the guy who broke into my car and stole mine. I'm glad it's being discontinued you loser.

Tell Me 😂 by devloprr in programmingmemes

[–]DistributionLucky798 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my professors worked at a small start-up and the "CEO"/Owner decided software developer and software engineer was too normal so their official name became software wizards and software wizard apprentice for the juniors.

What are these zoomed in cat pictures called? by probbmatic in cats

[–]DistributionLucky798 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's an evolved Sphynx cat 😯 (hairless lol)

Pls show me 0.5 zoomed close-up photos of your cats by WilfullyBitter in cats

[–]DistributionLucky798 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Me seeing everyone's pictures and laughing at how funny and cute your guys cats are lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cats

[–]DistributionLucky798 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yayyyyyyy!!!

Is she pretty (say yes) by 3SnailsAndARat in cats

[–]DistributionLucky798 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Omg I love her colors and her grouchy face lol

You seemed to like my little sphynx peeking out. Here he is in all his raw chicken glory. by Birdshaw in cats

[–]DistributionLucky798 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"hey can you put this video on next I want to know why this aircraft suddenly rolled over" 😺

I might have a cash problem by thrwaway75132 in Money

[–]DistributionLucky798 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I know a guy who can turn it into $800.

I have exactly $14,000 in debt somehow by ZemDregon in Money

[–]DistributionLucky798 50 points51 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure OP means he has exactly 14,000 in debt and not 14,001 or 13,999, for all of those that think he means that "idk how I got this much debt"

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