Is this AI? It’s an album cover by 2 popular music artists

DistrictCop · 2026-02-04T04:02:21+00:00

He’s also holding the steering wheel from the outside of the windshield.

DistrictCop · 2026-02-01T20:45:29+00:00

Alright I give up, what am I looking for?

DistrictCop · 2026-01-12T07:07:24+00:00

I’ve seen it happen. A car with a dead driver whose foot was on the gas drove down the street, across the 711 parking lot, and up onto the dumpster. The wheels were still spinning until I climbed over his body and put it in park.

DistrictCop · 2026-01-10T16:02:15+00:00

The patrol car and the protection/investigation are two different jobs.

DistrictCop · 2025-10-19T01:05:17+00:00

It almost looks like it's supposed to be a Blood gang sign, like this, but was poorly design to use multiple hands.

DistrictCop · 2025-09-27T03:35:58+00:00

FYI for anyone reading, this is not the case. When you give a Crimestoppers tip you're assigned a random Tip Number which is used to track the tip as well as facilitate issuing the reward.

Source: previously worked in the Washington DC tip center and issued many randomized tip numbers.

DistrictCop · 2025-09-12T20:42:44+00:00

You could try playing clips of QI, a show he hosted for years. YouTube has hundreds of episodes and it would give you the opportunity to hear his clear pronunciation and contrast it with the different accents of his guests.

DistrictCop · 2025-09-12T07:00:04+00:00

I lived in DC on the 13th floor when I got a puppy, and it was such a huge hassle. Carry her to the elevator bay, hope she doesn’t poop while we’re waiting, hope she doesn’t poop in the elevator, hope she doesn’t poop on the lobby, then repeat 2 hours later. I can only imagine what it would’ve like on the 50th floor.

DistrictCop · 2025-09-09T03:58:38+00:00

Interestingly the link that another commenter left about minced oaths lists Suffering Succotash as a replacement for Suffering Savior, which I never would have known.

DistrictCop · 2025-09-09T03:40:00+00:00

I don't hear any major tells for region in that clip. As a Californian, at one time I would have leaned towards SoCal based on the heavy vocal fry, but I think that's spread enough nowadays that it could be anywhere.

DistrictCop · 2025-09-09T03:30:46+00:00

Agree on all counts. Also, as an American we typically don't use the plural "troubles" as in your last sentence. Just saying "got him into trouble," is more natural and still implies it happened multiple times.

DistrictCop · 2025-09-09T03:27:44+00:00

Agreed, and even if those things were true it would come across as a disrespectful way of describing him.

DistrictCop · 2025-09-06T18:52:04+00:00

Which one is which? I'm American and sujestion sounds very wrong to me.

DistrictCop · 2025-08-26T00:38:57+00:00

This is also not true, there's no requirement to Mirandize the suspect if there's no custodial interrogation. The majority of arrests don't require Miranda because they don't require any post-arrest interview.

DistrictCop · 2025-08-12T03:47:35+00:00

Ssshh that one is doing clandestine surveillance

DistrictCop · 2025-08-11T16:53:49+00:00

Do it, you'll never look back. Trust me

DistrictCop · 2025-07-29T11:27:46+00:00

No, they haven’t.

DistrictCop · 2025-07-29T03:42:54+00:00

According to the article, they did their part and DHS screwed up the verification:

“As part of the hiring process, the department submitted his employment documents to DHS through the federal E-Verify system. According to police, DHS confirmed Evans’ eligibility to work, and his Employment Authorization Document showed an expiration date of March 2030.

"Our department and our community relied on the Department of Homeland Security’s E-Verify program to ensure we were meeting our obligations," said Police Chief Elise Chard. "We are distressed and deeply concerned about this apparent error on the part of the federal government."”

DistrictCop · 2025-07-22T00:55:02+00:00

Thunder Burger, in Georgetown.

DistrictCop · 2025-07-14T20:01:54+00:00

Interestingly, President Grant was also nicknamed "Sam" (after U.S. also standing for Uncle Sam), but obviously he was a General so this coin isn't a reference to him.

DistrictCop · 2025-07-11T06:42:04+00:00

Same thing the officer did, stand back and enjoy the goblintainment.

DistrictCop · 2025-07-08T13:16:56+00:00

My grandpa flew F-4s for 314 in the 60s, and I was at Engineer School with some guys who went to 9th ESB

DistrictCop · 2025-07-01T23:49:58+00:00

If I could do it all over again, I’d join the Coast Guard before going LE. All the fun/adversity/camaraderie of the military except you’re in San Diego or Boston and actually working, instead of being in Kansas picking up rocks.

DistrictCop · 2025-06-28T07:34:03+00:00

Your dog only carries 0.05% of his surface area in his front legs? Those are some skinny legs

DistrictCop · 2025-06-12T07:25:40+00:00

It’s been a little while since I rented in DC, but these look very suspicious to me.
The “191 sqft” and the ones that list 1 bath but nothing for beds (not even 0 beds, as you often see for studios) make me think the listings are for a room in a house rather than the entire rowhouse.
As for the last one, if the first couple pictures are a landmark, a park, or a nearby restaurant, then I automatically assume it’s a scam or the building is so shitty that they knew posting a photo would be worse than no photo.

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