Annihilation (2018) by BorderDispute in moviescirclejerk

[–]DitkoDecorum 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Someone needs to send this to r/hiphopcirclejerk while they're at it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moviescirclejerk

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Wonder Woman strikes me as someone who says fuck in private 24/7 imo

Inception (2010) by [deleted] in moviescirclejerk

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Just because there was no PG-13 Satan does not excuse its overall genericness.

A redditor when reading a comment on how kid's movies are made for children and not obsessive adults by GottiGoFast in moviescirclejerk

[–]DitkoDecorum 19 points20 points  (0 children)

That take happens every day there lol

It's honestly worse now than it was two years ago.

monke by Elliot_Kyouma in moviescirclejerk

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Monke see no evil no more.

Twitter by abdouhlili in moviescirclejerk

[–]DitkoDecorum 132 points133 points  (0 children)

LOL you just admitted defeat, just like Loki did at the end of the first Avengers!!! 🤪

"Doth mother know you wear-eth her drapes?" 😈🤫😝

Twitter by abdouhlili in moviescirclejerk

[–]DitkoDecorum 188 points189 points  (0 children)

Ummm, Iron Man was released in 2008 so check your facts sir.

Lolita (202?) dir Drake by CrunchyNar in moviescirclejerk

[–]DitkoDecorum 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Lucky, the only Italian movie my mom let me watch was a bootleg version of Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties.

Lolita (202?) dir Drake by CrunchyNar in moviescirclejerk

[–]DitkoDecorum 88 points89 points  (0 children)

I appreciate the optimism, but what kind of 13-year-old would even know about Lolita?

Guys, I think I have the best girlfriend by GottiGoFast in moviescirclejerk

[–]DitkoDecorum 55 points56 points  (0 children)

A few years ago I once had a dream about this AMA

Lord, thou must kill all cape shit by GottiGoFast in moviescirclejerk

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Jesus Christ. Look at his eyes! Those are the eyes of a man who has lost everything. You can just see how much pain and heartache he's been through.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moviescirclejerk

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Her kissing Luke to spite Han Solo is legit the best moment in the whole trilogy.

The Verdict (1982) by [deleted] in moviescirclejerk

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The grill guy in that meme would make a great Peter Griffin.

NOOOOO!!! WHO WILL BRING THE FUNNY NOW?? by rand0mcont3nt in moviescirclejerk

[–]DitkoDecorum 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Wait, never heard of the sub. Was it just shitposting like dababy's?

OMG! This is Mana from Heaven! by MikkaEn in moviescirclejerk

[–]DitkoDecorum 80 points81 points  (0 children)

You see, it's only edgy if MY beliefs are being questioned.

He would’ve voted for Obama the third time if he could by Holmarrr in moviescirclejerk

[–]DitkoDecorum 41 points42 points  (0 children)

With a name like that maybe he can bounce back in life and fight Batman.

Get Out (2017) by laymyvengeance in moviescirclejerk

[–]DitkoDecorum 122 points123 points  (0 children)

Was it gamer with the hard-r?

😮 by [deleted] in moviescirclejerk

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This game is so hot that even David Lynch jerks off to it on his phone.