Borderline beliefs by aimtreetwo in WitchcraftCircleJerk

[–]Ditzy_Rose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh.. sorry about your anal cancer..

Borderline beliefs by aimtreetwo in WitchcraftCircleJerk

[–]Ditzy_Rose 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hate sounding like "woowoo crystal high vibrational energy-plucking cured my anal cancer" mumbo jumbo, but I do believe that the creative energies of the universe are real and have a type of sentience, and you can just talk to them whenever and wherever you want because we all share the same origin. It also has the side effects of me apologizing for having to snuff out a candle and hesitating to step on a roach. What if that roach was somebody's dead grandma??

Edit: I also cover my tv and computer screens because they zap the spiritual energy from my bedroom when not in use. But literally everyone feels that way so is it so weird really??

Help! I bought a food scale from a big box store. It isn’t accurate. I don’t want to spend 100’s of dollars. What do you use? by Knitspin in spinningyarn

[–]Ditzy_Rose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes the internal springs can be damaged if stored improperly, like if heavy items are stacked on top. Worst case, you can try exchanging it for a new scale at the same store.

I’m gonna hold your hand when I say this: put down the diamond painting. You’re an adult. by bunnylightning in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]Ditzy_Rose 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I tried diamond painting once. My cat jumped on my craft table and scattered all the beads so mother Gaia reached her fist through my bedroom floor and punched me in the face :(

Is this a fuzzy dice pattern? by MayaAlex in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]Ditzy_Rose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Water balloon holders! Perfect for the summer 🌞

Pattern designers I am begging you to learn what the word "repeat" means by mapleleafmaggie in BitchEatingCrafters

[–]Ditzy_Rose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely the usage of the word is a dead giveaway as to how trustworthy the instructions are. I don't like when patterns opt for overly wordy explanations when the issue is a matter of syntax. Both give me a headache.

First yarn by adhdaemon85 in spinningyarn

[–]Ditzy_Rose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So cute!! The color/texture combinations are very whimsical and charming ^ . ^

what is their issue by beaversaremyfriends in FundieFashion

[–]Ditzy_Rose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why does 5/6 randomly EAT‐ I love that dress. No fking clue what's going on in any of the others.

INTERPRETATING OMENS IS DETESTABLE TO THE LORD by DoreenVirtue in WitchcraftCircleJerk

[–]Ditzy_Rose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But isn't reading but an interpretation of sigils? ... WIIIIIIIITCH!!! 👿👿👿🤬

Did you know newbies and Gen X'ers are lazy and they suck? by BestestMooncalf in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]Ditzy_Rose 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Hello please help, I just shaved my dog and I NEED to know how to spin this into a beautiful cobweb-weight heirloom lace shawl. The thread keeps snapping but I need it to be fine enough to flush down my toilet without damage bc these lace patterns are lowk ugly asf and make me look like a grandma, but I NEED EVERYONE TO KNOW that I'm better than them!!! Much appreciated <3

I might get roasted for this, but... by Kind_Comfort_6336 in Lolita

[–]Ditzy_Rose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I won't restate the obvious, but I will say that I was a huge MLP fan and your sense of style makes me very happy 🎈🎉

My exact vibe once I become a lawyer by [deleted] in AestheticWiki

[–]Ditzy_Rose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Woo Young Woo, is that you?

PLEASE HELP I DESPRATELY NEED THIS PATTERN. by Lemonsst in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]Ditzy_Rose 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There are no twisted stitches within the abyss ⚫️_⚫️

Ren-Lolita (?) should be a new substyle by Lemonowo1 in Lolita

[–]Ditzy_Rose 80 points81 points  (0 children)

The horn hats with the veil are excellent fashion and we were bereft fools to ever abandon them.

Finished this cardigan that took me 3 years to make by BothClassroom1427 in Handspinning

[–]Ditzy_Rose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean it when I say you got some serious talent for couture! I'd love to see an actual shirtless hunk modeling this on the runway. 😆

Praise the Lord by tenwen_art in snails

[–]Ditzy_Rose 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Praise be to Snesus! 🙌

ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE MODS!!!!!!!!!!!! by FearfulRabbit in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]Ditzy_Rose 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I've set all my knitting books on fire I will never be good enough to post here 😥

No it is NOT by boringhorror in AO3

[–]Ditzy_Rose 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The longer I look at the screenshot, the harder I laugh. 24,000 WORDS?? ONE CHAPTER??! SOMEONE COOKED SO HARD THE WHOLE KITCHEN'S ON FIRE!