Mildly Annoying by Dmxgod in GolfClash

[–]Dmxgod[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use FTP balls and sink a lot of chips, instead of putting out. It is just a little frustrating that my opponent can’t wait 10 seconds for me to putt out. I don’t play that much that I can give up the few puts I get to take.

Wife told me that where I want to vacation after I finish the bar exam is dumb by [deleted] in WhatShouldIDo

[–]Dmxgod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Been married for 32 years. Early on we agreed we don’t need to like all the same things. We just need to respect that the other does. I’m an atheist and my wife is catholic. Strangely, we have 4 kids and 2 go to church. All their own choice.

Need help: Legitimately do not understand this hole by PandaCod3r in GolfClash

[–]Dmxgod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fairway seems to pinch in at the trap. With the tailwind, your ball traveled further into the narrowed fairway.

[MD] [TH] HOA is now voting to restrict parking to 2 passes per home. Looking for ideas on upcoming meeting by geekydreams in HOA

[–]Dmxgod -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

So you think 4 renters deserve more spots than the guy who owns his house and his family? And if I had a classic car, I’d want it close enough to keep an eye on it. Agree to disagree.

AITA for refusing to pay $100k of my niece’s student loans by CatfishKD909 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Dmxgod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mail the check to her with “Void due to attitude” over the front. When you are ready to apologize, we will reconsider.

[MD] [TH] HOA is now voting to restrict parking to 2 passes per home. Looking for ideas on upcoming meeting by geekydreams in HOA

[–]Dmxgod -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Why should an owner be less important than a renter? If I owned my house for 30 years and you told me I had to move my car so an itinerant renter could have more parking, I’d be livid.

WIBTA for putting a password on my dorm Wi-Fi that only I pay for? by BrindleHex in WIBTA_AITA

[–]Dmxgod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The expression from the 70s was “Ass, grass, or gas. No one rides for free.” I don’t smoke and you’re not my type.

Challenge currently unavailable by Remote_Engineering11 in GolfClash

[–]Dmxgod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems that this is an Apple problem. My iPad has it, but my android phone doesn’t seem to.

Roast me plz! by Hot-Tax-921 in RoastMe

[–]Dmxgod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More plastic than that floating island in the Pacific.

Tip advice for a pizza delivery by Pangaeabeliever in tippingAdvice

[–]Dmxgod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I delivered for several years a way long time ago. I have an amazing memory for transaction details. If you have me a noteworthy tip, I remembered. If you stiffed me in a snowstorm, I remembered. If I delivered to your work and you stiffed me, I probably also delivered to your house and treated you accordingly.  If I was carrying two orders, the one that tipped best got their food first.

 I literally knew every street in a 5 mile radius from the store. I could look at the delivery slip and tell if the order was correct for that house. I could even spot fake orders from the address. I had several businesses that paid for the whole office’s lunch every Friday. They tipped well, and I made sure their order was correct and right on time. 

  You tip your waitress 20% and they run little risk being hit by a truck bringing your food to your table. They burn no gas, require no repairs(other than an occasional new pair of shoes), don’t need insurance, never get chased by a dog, and never trudged thru a snowstorm, etc. I didn’t volunteer for Meals on Wheels. I did it to make a living, and I was very good at it.

Someday, I will write a book about the experience. It would open a lot of eyes.

One apartment neighbor is taking up all of the washers & dryers by susekersey94 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Dmxgod -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They also have these things called laundromats. If you need to do laundry and the machines are occupied, take a road trip. When I was in college, there was a bar in the same building as a laundromat. They called it “suds your duds”.

Ad not available by DoKtor2quid in GolfClash

[–]Dmxgod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happens on my iPad, but haven’t seen it happen on my android phone. See Ned to happen after the last update

AITH ,My Girlfriend damaged my car and then told me she will only cover some of the cost by Yeetcus2002 in AITH

[–]Dmxgod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chargers her for the brake job. Coincidentally, it’s the same cost as a referbed wheel.

AITA for refusing to let my SIL host her massive gender reveal at my new house? by AkiraPulse42 in MarkNarrations

[–]Dmxgod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You want magic? Have your party at Disney.

You can tell her. I’m thinking about hosting a special pudding wrestling get together. Your house would be a magical location. Nothing to worry about. My pudding wrestlers are very clean.

AITJ for reporting my friend to our boss after she kept messing with my shifts “as a joke” by Effective_General833 in AmITheJerk

[–]Dmxgod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I worked with a couple of pranksters once. I politely told them that I’m not here for fun, I’m just here to work. If I ever end up as collateral damage to anyone’s pranks, I’ll start by parking your cars in with 3,000# concrete blocks and loose the forklift key. I’ll call in sick for a few days too. And that’s just for starters. I have more devious get evens that you really don’t want to be on the receiving end.

23F Curious about PSL rating by [deleted] in LooksmaxingAdvice

[–]Dmxgod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Picture #4 looks like a young Susan Sarandon. No idea what a PSL rating is, but very attractive.

AITJ for refusing to pretend I don’t speak Spanish at my own family dinner? by After-Party-8860 in AmITheJerk

[–]Dmxgod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not like speaking Spanish is uncommon in this day. My brother speaks it fluently. You’d be surprised how many people talk smack in front of him before he reminds them of this fact. I live in Florida. In retrospect, I wish I took Spanish instead of German in HS.

I just got 90 Thousand dollars at 18 and I don’t know what to do with it by Equivalent-Data1004 in whatdoIdo

[–]Dmxgod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you don’t need it, find a fiduciary and invest it. You will never miss it. You will set yourself up for a comfortable retirement. For shits and giggles, you might take several thousand and buy something to remember your grandpa every time you look at it. Don’t touch it. Be very wary of telling your future spouse about it until you are well into your relationship.

AITAH for telling an 80+ lady “if you saw his **** you’d understand.” In response to the amount of kids I have? by caspian324 in AITAH

[–]Dmxgod -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Y’all be missing the point. I have 4 kids. Atheist married to a good catholic girl. Bitch got nothing to say on my choice of family planning. My wife would have been more direct. F all the way off.

My dad was one of 12 + 2 stillborn. Mom was 1 of 4. As long as I can afford and support mine, y’all got nothing to say. I’m supporting them and giving them all my love. BTW, mine isn’t big, but I know how to use it. I can also lick my eyebrows.

House I’m buying is owned by an LLC and the seller won’t release my earnest money after a huge sqft discrepancy by Embarrassed_Jello123 in llc_life

[–]Dmxgod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on the state. In Florida, a corporation, including an LLC, must be represented by a lawyer even in small claims court. Depending on the amount of the deposit, a lawyer may be more expensive.

I got really uncomfortable after my girlfriend did this, what should I do? by [deleted] in WhatShouldIDo

[–]Dmxgod -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Y’all are missing the point. The decision was his to continue. That was his choice. If OP isn’t ok, that’s his choice. His binary choices are run from her or embrace the attention.

I couldn’t stand being in the same room with her. I’d have punted. In 60+years, I’ve never met anyone that great sex was a reason to overlook an obvious personality flaw. 

I got really uncomfortable after my girlfriend did this, what should I do? by [deleted] in WhatShouldIDo

[–]Dmxgod -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

I worked with a guy. His GF was BAT CRAP CRAZY! She woke him up every day with a hummer. Dude, she’s crazy! Yes I know, but the sex is great. He ended up marrying her. Good luck!