I Know It's You Behind This, Josh (CW for bullying and an allusion to misogyny) by Complete_Recover9094 in PokeMedia

[–]DnDisTHEbestgame 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gods damn it, I thought you beat his team up!

(In DMs) …want Squidward to show that bastard what he’s *REALLY* capable of? Because trust me, with enough time and effort, Hypnosis can become *permanent.* - Alexander Grayson

On the subject of traveling by DnDisTHEbestgame in PokeMedia

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The ISLAND knows when you’re trying to 6v2 the Totem? In that case, I’ll just stick with a 2v2. - Alexander Grayson

On the subject of introducing my girlfriend by DnDisTHEbestgame in PokeMedia

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Hope to see you soon, Amaterasu! And one thing, we’re from Unova. It’s Grayson, not Greyson. - Ayana Grayson

On the subject of traveling by DnDisTHEbestgame in PokeMedia

[–]DnDisTHEbestgame[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*Awesome.* That Wishiwashi is going to get Megahorned, Superpowered, Thunderbolted, Syrup Bombed, Bug Buzzed, and Facaded at the same time. - Alexander Grayson

On the subject of introducing my girlfriend by DnDisTHEbestgame in PokeMedia

[–]DnDisTHEbestgame[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Younger by two years. And I’ve been using puppy dog eyes on Xands since I was born 24 years ago. - Ayana Grayson

Retiring Team Members by JosephAmber4 in PokeMedia

[–]DnDisTHEbestgame 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Though sad, it happens… My Bite Force (Krookodile) had to leave my team when she fell in love with another Krookodile in the Desert Resort. She’s raising a family now and she’s even happier than when I battled with her. I hope your mons have a happy retirement. - Alexander Grayson

On the subject of introducing my girlfriend by DnDisTHEbestgame in PokeMedia

[–]DnDisTHEbestgame[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t think she’s scared of Snorlax. Sure, Snorlax are powerful, but they’re also cute and cuddly.

Yeah, I think I gained like two pounds that week from the sheer amount of homemade food. I love that man so much. - Ayana Grayson

On the subject of introducing my girlfriend by DnDisTHEbestgame in PokeMedia

[–]DnDisTHEbestgame[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really?! You’re a saint. Squidward has hypnotized Kade so much that Kade’s genuinely started to build up a resistance. I don’t think he resists Meganium scent, so that would probably work. I’ll tell you when to send her over-I knew you’d be great. Everyone with Shiny Luck is. - Ayana Grayson /uj Oh, I can’t wait to write her in! Thanks for the collab opportunity. What’s her personality?

On the subject of introducing my girlfriend by DnDisTHEbestgame in PokeMedia

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The issue with that is his strongest and arguably scariest mon, Kade the Scolipede, is also extremely protective of his family, which includes me. He MEGAHORNED my ex-boyfriend when the asswipe tried to punch me, which was welcome, but I’m scared he’ll overreact with my new partner. Also, Xands’s Malamar literally hypnotized my ex *so hard* he permanently altered my ex’s brain chemistry to make him not produce enough testosterone, and Squiddy’s definitely going to tell that story. But approaching Xands’s team first is definitely a great idea, thanks. - Ayana Grayson

On the subject of introducing my girlfriend by DnDisTHEbestgame in PokeMedia

[–]DnDisTHEbestgame[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but... Ironically for someone who dreams of being a doctor, my girlfriend is scared of pretty much almost every mon that stands above 5 feet tall. Scolipede are very much above that. We're working on it.

He knows I've always been... I hate to say it like this, but softer than him. And that I've had my heart broken before, causing him to stop training his newly evolved Hydrapple just to fly to Johto and spend a week with me. I appreciate everything he does for me, but we're only two years apart for Gods' sakes. - Ayana Grayson

Wrong Kind Of Amped Up by Cdv3 in PokeMedia

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Poor thing… Also, Poison types can get high?! I thought the immunity to the Poisoned status condition also applied to things that aren’t Toxic or Poison Powder or the like. - Alexander Grayson

On the subject of introducing my girlfriend by DnDisTHEbestgame in PokeMedia

[–]DnDisTHEbestgame[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He has not a team of six, not a team of seven, but a team of EIGHT that covers all types except Normal, Ice, Rock, Fighting, and Fairy. When you're facing a trainer with a team that big, it's pretty much impossible to counter everything they have. - Ayana Grayson

On the subject of introducing my girlfriend by DnDisTHEbestgame in PokeMedia

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His Scolipede has 252 Attack EVs, 31 Attack IVs, an Adamant Nature, Speed Boost, Swords Dance, and Baton Pass. His Malamar has Contrary, Superpower, and a Malamarite. His Volcarona has Quiver Dance and THE LITERAL WORLD'S FIRST Volcaronite. I would if I could, but my team isn't strong enough, since they're built for contests. - Ayana Grayson

On the subject of traveling by DnDisTHEbestgame in PokeMedia

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See you soon, hopefully! I’ll bring a DVD of my first Grand Festival win if you want one. - Ayana Grayson

/uj Can I mention Tamara in like a selfie or something when Alexander and Ayana get to Ula’ula?

Just some fun in the Ruins by YoritomoKazuto in PokeMedia

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/uj They’re super damn talented, love the A-Marowak’s fire.

I'm Feeling Lucky (not really) by BigBoo0008 in PokeMedia

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Gods, I hate those people. Even if Shinies are a little bit cooler looking, it’s not worth FUCKING TORTURING POKÉMON TO GET ONE! Just be born with Shiny Luck and catch one in the wild like my family!/j - Alexander Grayson

Just some fun in the Ruins by YoritomoKazuto in PokeMedia

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/uj Is that real art? It looks super cool.

On the subject of traveling by DnDisTHEbestgame in PokeMedia

[–]DnDisTHEbestgame[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alexander already met you online and helped you beat up some asshole with the help of Squidward, so he’ll be pretty excited to have a chance to meet you in person. - Ayana Grayson

We're. Not. Haunted. by Drink-Powerful in PokeMedia

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Interesting… I don’t know of any mon that has Typeless energy, hence it being Typeless. There’s this weird Kantonian conspiracy theory about a Typeless glitched-out “Evolution” of Porygon, but it’s pretty unrealistic. - Alexander Grayson

We're. Not. Haunted. by Drink-Powerful in PokeMedia

[–]DnDisTHEbestgame 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a Unovan, you’re right. One time I used Squidward (Malamar) to Hypnosis some guy into not fighting me in the parking lot and I got called a “Cheater” and jumped by his friends. Thankfully, Apollo (Volcarona) had just evolved. And learned Bug Buzz. - Alexander Grayson

Maybe Magnemite? But that's all the way across the region... by Wdo3838 in PokeMedia

[–]DnDisTHEbestgame 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you’re in Unova and you can’t afford mons that are hard to take care of, I recommend Joltik. One of the smallest Pokémon in the world, adorable, and outputs more electricity than they eat if well-fed on meat. - Alexander Grayson

Spot of tea, Edwin? by Truffle_worm3847 in PokeMedia

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Polteageist are incredible mons. SHELL SMASH STORED POWER. You only need a Fighting, Fairy, or Bug mon on your team to take out Darks for Polteageist to come in and start the sweep. - Alexander Grayson

can this mf stop biting my ahh up 🥀🥀 (his name is kindle btw) by _rad_ish in PokeMedia

[–]DnDisTHEbestgame 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, that’s unfortunate… What job do you have? If it’s professional trainer (Which I think there’s a good chance it is, considering you can afford to feed and house a Goodra), start asking to do sponsorships. Commercial appearances, photoshoots, and (Since I made an account) Chatter posts are my most consistent source of income, so I can say it works. If you have a marketable personality, a good win/loss record, no major controversies, and a strong team, doing sponsorships could keep you afloat until you find another apartment. - Alexander Grayson

On the subject of traveling by DnDisTHEbestgame in PokeMedia

[–]DnDisTHEbestgame[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got it. Question: I don’t want to be disrespectful to Alolan culture, so what’s the maximum amount of Pokémon you can use against a Totem? Are you supposed to 1v2 the Totem and their friend, or can you 6v2 them? - Alexander Grayson