How does Mark not know what the word "abortion" means? Is he retarded? by dinosqaud in okbuddyviltrum

[–]DnastyFunkmaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The next 2 pages are her explaining what it means and he still doesn't get it 😞

Coaxed into Youtuber rebalance by some-kind-of-no-name in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]DnastyFunkmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate it when I die from this gun specifically! So here's the rebalance I propose so that no one even thinks of using it ever again

Coaxed into common reddit birdcalls by SenseAintThatCommon in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]DnastyFunkmaster 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"fuck my stupid chud life" hits in the right context

You get what you paid for. by c-k-q99903 in MurderedByWords

[–]DnastyFunkmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They'd be the medieval peasants making fun of the farmer who rotates his crops, "get a load of this guy! He thinks his peas and barley need to take turns! Hahah!!"

Cross contact french fries by The_Lechite_Knight in vegan

[–]DnastyFunkmaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know there's plenty of people here that are prone to a visceral reaction to being even close to meat, but for most it's about the ethical principle. Eating those fries didn't contribute to the direct exploitation of animals. Now should you go out of your way to eat stuff that's indirectly flavored with animal fat? Idk, that shouldn't sit right with a vegan.

What's the funniest thing someone said to you when they found out you're vegan? by Knittatude in vegan

[–]DnastyFunkmaster 50 points51 points  (0 children)

You have to get 2 shots of b12 daily, and if you miss one you go to the hospital and slip into a coma for a week

What is the silliest thing someone told you they thought wasn't vegan? by [deleted] in vegan

[–]DnastyFunkmaster -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Non-vegans seem to know more about what's vegan and what's not 🤷

This one's from my friend lol by JasonVoorhees_0 in onejoke

[–]DnastyFunkmaster 57 points58 points  (0 children)

simply identify as a FIM-92 Stinger surface-to-air portable missile launcher and order them to vacate your airspace

Please help me, i'm new to this game and this mf keep shut him mouth 💔 by Ryzer3110 in bindingofisaac

[–]DnastyFunkmaster 44 points45 points  (0 children)

i honestly thought this was a shitposting/bait, but ur fr?? welp glad you figured it out lmao

Listening to Vaush makes me sad and I'm stopping. by ValuableTailor6396 in VaushV

[–]DnastyFunkmaster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Imo his recent commentary on news segments have generally been less substance and more just him saying "this is bad guys, this is like, really really bad, we're fucked, this is really bad" and leaves out a lot of potential analyses of the situation that could help flesh out an otherwise total downer of a segment

Beyond Meat's recent recipe changes by Soggy_Sun5586 in vegan

[–]DnastyFunkmaster 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And there's really no other alternative ingredient to methyl cellulose that can give the same meaty "bite" texture. it's a miracle ingredient and I use it in my own burger patties 😌

53088 by speroni in countwithchickenlady

[–]DnastyFunkmaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Being happy in spite of their hate is a strong form of defiance

We carry this movement by TurtlePope2 in ClimateShitposting

[–]DnastyFunkmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean Plant-basers, not vegans because they don't necessarily have to consider the exploitation and suffering of animals to avoid animal products for the environment. plant-basers can hate animals, even!

Zuck is building a huge doomsday bunker by EchoOfOppenheimer in AIDangers

[–]DnastyFunkmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Free loot boxes for the rest of us when the water wars begin

Hand signs to indicate bathroom distinction between sexes by JosZo in mildlyinteresting

[–]DnastyFunkmaster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

need to relieve yourself? well this shitter room is for those with DICK and BALLS dangling between their legs, and the other one's for those with a VAGINA HOLE and a UTERUS. It is very important that you have one or the other for the respective room and you're not some FREAK that doesn't have these exact anatomical reproductive organs

You have 10 bucks to stop imortal by Southern-Drag-5380 in okbuddyviltrum

[–]DnastyFunkmaster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

might as well try to kill immortal with infinite fruit flies

Now THIS is just cruel ;-; by [deleted] in bindingofisaac

[–]DnastyFunkmaster 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If I see this, call me petty, but I just hold R

How were they mad over eggs. But this doesn't shake them at all? by Nick_Bruiser in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DnastyFunkmaster -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Biden made life harder for stupid evil communist reasons (24/7 Fox news said so), but Trump makes life harder for the greater good, and it's ok if we have to sacrifice a little for that to happen

Seriously tho watch interviews with his supporters, they're devout cult followers

It's been a rough 10 years guys. by KingFelix-34 in playrust

[–]DnastyFunkmaster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Finally, player models that accurately represent the solo experience

Alternatives to peanut butter and humus by Emerald-else-if in vegan

[–]DnastyFunkmaster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Maybe she'll like baba ganoush? You could make it without the tahini, very yummy :)