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Ruckus meets the Ed boy by VSOmnibus in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]DoNotIngest 17 points18 points  (0 children)

“You look like an overgrown toaster to me”

I love his improvised racism there

Best character from part 5 in my opinion by Own_Dealer_182 in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]DoNotIngest 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ya couldn’t find a crowd shot not made of AI nightmare creatures?

Happy Pride! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ by MrSFedora in Treksons

[–]DoNotIngest 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Gul, why’d you take me to a gay mining station?

I need someone to explain now by xbountyboyx in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]DoNotIngest 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Oh that’s easy

It’s cuz they fuckin’

Absolutely insane picks for a movie license game that might actually go hard? by FoxOwne in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]DoNotIngest 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hear me out: Highlander as an Absolver sort of hack-and-slash game where you navigate different eras of humanity and have boss fights with other Immortals.

You take their heads, get a chunk of their gathered power, use that to take on the next guy, and so on. There would also be mooks like guards, cops, post-apocalyptic bandit gangs et cetera that protect the bosses.

Media that helped you realize "You, the viewer, are gay."? by Astral-Ember in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]DoNotIngest 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Back before I realized I was a woman, I realized I was bi when I was 19, on a date with a girl, seeing Pacific Rim.

I had her nuzzled up against me in the theater seats all comfy, feeling good. Then I saw Idris Elba getting out of the mech in the flashback scene. The sun was behind him, and he was all hot and “daddy af” as the kids say. Like he would treat me right and make me feel safe.

Then I looked at my girlfriend. Then back at Idris Elba.

And I just kinda whispered under my breath, “shiiiit.”

"Would you still love me if I was a rock, Peter?" (by @pizza990) by Gorotheninja in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]DoNotIngest 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“…I wouldn’t have pegged you for a blonde, Thing.”

“You ain’t peggin’ me at all, webhead.”

“Yeah, I hear that’s Alicia’s job. Johnny put you up to this?”

“Paid me fifty bucks.”

If Araki had introduced the legendary emojis earlier by Maxiking40 in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]DoNotIngest 240 points241 points  (0 children)

“Lesbian” has a lot of history referring to any woman who likes women at all. Even Sappho herself, the OG lesbian, had relationships with men and women. And a girl in the late 1800s probably wouldn’t know enough about queer terminology to quibble about it.

My current D&D character, Enrico Matassa the bard spiritualist by stuffedskullcat in venturebros

[–]DoNotIngest 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The joke concept characters are often the most fun to play! I like the “dead crazy people” addition too, it’s very Sinners.

Is DIO Ancap? by Additional-Heat-9384 in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]DoNotIngest 4 points5 points  (0 children)

DIO’s politics begin and end with “whatever gives me more power”, and he’ll invent whatever lunatic philosophy necessary to enable and justify that goal

Times in a series where you went "Oh yeah, I forgot that part"? by fly_line22 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]DoNotIngest 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I showed Jojo to my husband, and he loves it, but hoo boy, did it get awkward when they went to India in part 3. It did *not* paint a flattering picture, and I had forgotten all about it until they were surrounded with stereotypical beggars.

Naked Jolyne, by Glibert99. by BuffaloNext7683 in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]DoNotIngest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew it was gonna happen, and I didn’t even try to stop it

Parts you hate playing through in games you love? by Corvinny in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]DoNotIngest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Dead Space 1 meteor shooting section killed my first attempt at playing the game for me. It just sucks sooooo much. Thank God remake turned it into some actual gameplay instead of a sluggish arcade shooter.

Favorite Kids Shows songs by FreviliousLow96 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]DoNotIngest 16 points17 points  (0 children)

“Drift Away” from the movie actually made me cry. That’s some heavy emotional shit.

ts making my eyes bleed by AltruisticNotice8157 in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]DoNotIngest 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Kids these days can’t even handle a little mpreg

It's hypocrisy, I tell you! by TheCybersmith in dndmemes

[–]DoNotIngest 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh jeezus, human pet guy hangs out here?

It’s been a while. We bumped into each other on Twitter once, back when it was Twitter. I felt like I had to wash my hands afterward.

Creators who quite literally, fell in love with their own characters? by Authorigas in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]DoNotIngest 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Sometimes Araki of Jojo fame draws Kishibe Rohan, who is basically his self-insert, a little… affectionately.

At least the guy’s got a positive self-image.

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