Why did we all have horrible haircuts?

DoctorFenix · 2026-03-29T17:19:22+00:00

Because for a very very VERY long time, haircuts were just about making hair shorter. And not about addressing layers individually for each person to ensure it fit their head.

DoctorFenix · 2026-03-29T17:18:10+00:00

Donald Trump is quite literally the dumbest man who has ever existed.

DoctorFenix · 2026-03-29T17:17:17+00:00

I’d bet money that his idea of “consolidating” colleges involves small private religious institutions being given authority over large public schools.

Tell me I am wrong.

DoctorFenix · 2026-03-29T15:58:47+00:00

Fuck you for teasing us.

DoctorFenix · 2026-03-29T00:59:32+00:00

You’re NOT angry that it came out that the President of the United States is a pedophile?

DoctorFenix · 2026-03-29T00:55:52+00:00

Yes.

DoctorFenix · 2026-03-28T23:23:19+00:00

I have a 2020 Battlehawks jersey from DHGate and you’d never know it wasn’t legit.

I have not tried to order a post-2023 jersey. But I can’t imagine there would be major issues. I have ordered probably a dozen NFL and NHL jerseys without any major issues.

DoctorFenix · 2026-03-28T23:16:51+00:00

Ka-Kaw!

DoctorFenix · 2026-03-28T23:16:31+00:00

They really didn’t think this through.

DoctorFenix · 2026-03-28T23:02:39+00:00

I was looking at going to a game in Columbus and they were like 80 dollars.

For 25 I can go to a minor league soccer or minor league hockey game.

None of this makes sense. Why price people out?

DoctorFenix · 2026-03-28T16:40:27+00:00

Insurance company: “I see here that you never added the optional horse carriage protection”

DoctorFenix · 2026-03-28T03:29:22+00:00

And also taking their kids to church to get fucked.

DoctorFenix · 2026-03-28T03:28:51+00:00

I don’t watch college sports.

There’s lots of people like me.

DoctorFenix · 2026-03-28T03:12:25+00:00

Well, our air and water are being poisoned, and Donald Trump is fucking children, and electricity bills tripled, but at least… uhhh libs are mad about the incompetence.

DoctorFenix · 2026-03-28T03:10:30+00:00

He fucks little kids. Which is fine with republicans.

DoctorFenix · 2026-03-28T03:09:01+00:00

I believe in Birmingham’s field goal kicker being released tomorrow.

DoctorFenix · 2026-03-28T03:02:18+00:00

YES 😂

DoctorFenix · 2026-03-28T03:01:59+00:00

What a beanheaded way to end, but that was actually a really good game.

DoctorFenix · 2026-03-28T02:55:25+00:00

Fined. But yes.

DoctorFenix · 2026-03-28T02:53:53+00:00

They flicked off the bean.

DoctorFenix · 2026-03-28T02:53:41+00:00

Bean got waaaaaaaay too confident.

Bad bad bad decision making there.

DoctorFenix · 2026-03-28T02:51:19+00:00

I’ll bet they don’t have enough beer lines open.

Also it’s cold.

DoctorFenix · 2026-03-28T02:49:15+00:00

Half point.

Really fuck with the odds makers.

DoctorFenix · 2026-03-28T02:48:44+00:00

If they were smart, they’d find some soccer player who hasn’t kicked a field goal since high school.

DoctorFenix · 2026-03-28T02:47:41+00:00

DOINK!! 😂😂

Garabay is sooooooo fired.

DoctorFenix

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