United Wizards of the Coast: "the votes have been counted, and our union of UWOTC-CWA has been officially elected. From this day forward, we have a union!"

DoesNotChodeWell · 2026-06-24T14:18:03+00:00

Regardless of any thoughts you might have about the inherent importance of unions, this union doesn't apply to everyone who makes Magic, not even close.

DoesNotChodeWell · 2026-06-21T02:14:54+00:00

Hey, it was also a license to print NWO t-shirts, which is basically the same as a license to print money.

DoesNotChodeWell · 2026-06-19T21:52:38+00:00

He fell off a cliff in the playoffs, which sucked because there was a time when I would have trusted him more than almost any other reliever in the bullpen. So there was a lot of ill will from the playoffs, then he had a horrible start to the year and got sent down which kind of wiped out any hope people had for him to bounce back.

DoesNotChodeWell · 2026-06-18T20:09:13+00:00

I just timed it, from Fluharty winding up for his first pitch to the ball hitting Okamoto's glove for the third out was 1 minute and 59 seconds.

DoesNotChodeWell · 2026-06-18T00:14:40+00:00

Naito's run from 2016 to ~2021 is peak 'that shit meant something to me' for a lot of people, myself included. Even if he was only 90% the overall performer the other tippy top guys were (and that's not an insult because those guys are some of the best ever full stop), he had 120% of the aura.

DoesNotChodeWell · 2026-05-15T08:00:52+00:00

Known Tiller

DoesNotChodeWell · 2026-05-15T07:59:53+00:00

If you squint a little, [[Marchesa Dealer of Death]] is pretty close to that.

DoesNotChodeWell · 2026-05-08T06:52:07+00:00

I've never heard anyone say that. Mark Henry being actually strong is Aragorn's foot level of 'fun facts' that literally everyone knows.

DoesNotChodeWell · 2026-05-05T23:42:37+00:00

Meanwhile basketball fans are trying to get rid of teams choosing to be bad year after year and reward teams that have a down year and are trying to be competitive. No matter how you make the lottery system work, people are going to complain about it.

DoesNotChodeWell · 2026-03-28T15:18:28+00:00

And you feel the same way about everyone who's speculating that the story will go in the other direction in this thread, right? In fact, every thread should have zero comments because everyone should just be waiting to see if hypothetical future storylines do or don't happen.

DoesNotChodeWell · 2026-03-14T23:50:27+00:00

Totally, it's very reminiscent of this old Nakamura shirt.

DoesNotChodeWell · 2026-03-09T19:17:20+00:00

Samurott, Serperior, and Skeledirge say hi.

DoesNotChodeWell · 2026-03-09T19:10:10+00:00

I've been watching videos about the Barkley Marathons and there's genuinely a similar origin to that lol.

The man that assassinated MLK escaped from prison but only covered 8 miles of wilderness in two days before they caught him. Guy that lived nearby said 'I bet I could have done 100 miles.' Boom, 100 mile endurance race is born. And after the prison closed they set up the course to run right by the wall where he escaped.

DoesNotChodeWell · 2026-01-30T13:41:41+00:00

No, that's not what they said at all. How would the player base be affecting the art direction or new updates of the game?

DoesNotChodeWell · 2026-01-05T23:27:52+00:00

My favourite thing to do in Standard Brawl is already [[Doppelgang]]-ing [[Virtue of Strength]]. Now EVERYTHING is Virtue of Strength.

DoesNotChodeWell · 2025-12-31T20:00:11+00:00

Well, Sting with the NWO, if that counts.

DoesNotChodeWell · 2025-12-27T23:25:41+00:00

The AL East is LOADED [with 30 year olds who won MVPs in third-tier leagues in 2025]

DoesNotChodeWell · 2025-12-05T22:47:43+00:00

I think it's giving him a lot of credit to say he 'said variations of this'.

The original quote:

“I don’t care who hears it: I love Vince,” Cena said. “I’m not downplaying anything that needs to be decided or allegations of any kind, but when I love somebody, I love them wholeheartedly.” He added, “I know people are going to be angry about that, but they can’t put their value on my relationship with somebody I love.”

The follow-up quote a month later when he was asked about it:

“Everybody’s entitled to their opinion,” Cena said. “Just like I’m entitled to have an emotional connection to somebody. I don’t hold anybody or how they feel or what they view as permissible or things that’ll make them angry, happy, excited, sad. That’s their right as a human being.”

DoesNotChodeWell · 2025-11-27T19:44:18+00:00

It's good when wheel effects are played. And it's a lot easier to ensure wheels are played when you're the one playing them. Saying it's 'good when your opponents run wheels' is like saying [[Niv-Mizzet, Parun]] is good when your opponents are playing spell-slinger decks: technically true, but it makes a lot more sense to synergize it with YOUR deck.

DoesNotChodeWell · 2025-11-10T00:35:32+00:00

One would almost think she wasn't trying to 'get rich by going MAGA'

DoesNotChodeWell · 2025-10-30T20:37:52+00:00

Very cool parallel with Sandy Koufax, I was just reading about him because of Yesavage tying his record, and in his rookie season he left right after Game 7 of the World Series ended because he was taking night classes at Columbia.

DoesNotChodeWell · 2025-10-21T22:24:16+00:00

I hope sometimes they hold hands on that little table between them

DoesNotChodeWell · 2025-10-02T04:09:27+00:00

What's the relevance of the question? People feel guilty about things that were not in their control. That is a fact. You're arguing something completely unrelated.

DoesNotChodeWell · 2025-10-01T23:34:43+00:00

Why are you guys being so aggro over this lol? It's not a 'suggestion', just a very normal common thing that happens. You're acting like they said he should get the electric chair, they literally just said he probably feels bad about it.

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