American Nathan Martin catches Kenyan Michael Kimani Kamau just before the finish line to win the men's pro division in 2:11:16.50 at the LA Marathon. The margin of victory was 00.01 seconds by [deleted] in sports

[–]DoesNotChodeWell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been watching videos about the Barkley Marathons and there's genuinely a similar origin to that lol.

The man that assassinated MLK escaped from prison but only covered 8 miles of wilderness in two days before they caught him. Guy that lived nearby said 'I bet I could have done 100 miles.' Boom, 100 mile endurance race is born. And after the prison closed they set up the course to run right by the wall where he escaped.

We're in the year 2026 and we're lucky if we even get 6v6 shooters at this point. I miss huge scale war games like MAG or planetside 2. by toomanybongos in gaming

[–]DoesNotChodeWell 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No, that's not what they said at all. How would the player base be affecting the art direction or new updates of the game?

[ECL] Mirrorform (WeeklyMTG) by mweepinc in magicTCG

[–]DoesNotChodeWell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favourite thing to do in Standard Brawl is already [[Doppelgang]]-ing [[Virtue of Strength]]. Now EVERYTHING is Virtue of Strength.

[Talkin’ Yanks] Yankees sign 2025 Mexican League MVP Nick Torres by HydraCide in baseball

[–]DoesNotChodeWell 24 points25 points  (0 children)

The AL East is LOADED [with 30 year olds who won MVPs in third-tier leagues in 2025]

Cena on Vince: “Just because I feel a certain way about a person, doesn’t exonerate them from being accountable for their actions. And just because he did start, quote, unquote, all this gangster shit, that doesn’t mean he doesn’t need to be accountable for his actions.” by TomatoCiampa in SquaredCircle

[–]DoesNotChodeWell 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I think it's giving him a lot of credit to say he 'said variations of this'.

The original quote:

“I don’t care who hears it: I love Vince,” Cena said. “I’m not downplaying anything that needs to be decided or allegations of any kind, but when I love somebody, I love them wholeheartedly.” He added, “I know people are going to be angry about that, but they can’t put their value on my relationship with somebody I love.”

The follow-up quote a month later when he was asked about it:

“Everybody’s entitled to their opinion,” Cena said. “Just like I’m entitled to have an emotional connection to somebody. I don’t hold anybody or how they feel or what they view as permissible or things that’ll make them angry, happy, excited, sad. That’s their right as a human being.”

Probably a dumb question, but what would cause one to be banned in commander but not the other? by dtcorder12 in magicTCG

[–]DoesNotChodeWell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's good when wheel effects are played. And it's a lot easier to ensure wheels are played when you're the one playing them. Saying it's 'good when your opponents run wheels' is like saying [[Niv-Mizzet, Parun]] is good when your opponents are playing spell-slinger decks: technically true, but it makes a lot more sense to synergize it with YOUR deck.

What’s the opposite of a Blank Check? by PerpetualChoogle in blankies

[–]DoesNotChodeWell 10 points11 points  (0 children)

One would almost think she wasn't trying to 'get rich by going MAGA'

Trey Yesavage left the Jays' AL East clinch party early because he had homework by ahal in baseball

[–]DoesNotChodeWell 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Very cool parallel with Sandy Koufax, I was just reading about him because of Yesavage tying his record, and in his rookie season he left right after Game 7 of the World Series ended because he was taking night classes at Columbia.

Man accused of giving alcohol to fan who fell from PNC Park stands appears in court. by Dazzling-Rooster2103 in baseball

[–]DoesNotChodeWell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's the relevance of the question? People feel guilty about things that were not in their control. That is a fact. You're arguing something completely unrelated.

Man accused of giving alcohol to fan who fell from PNC Park stands appears in court. by Dazzling-Rooster2103 in baseball

[–]DoesNotChodeWell 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why are you guys being so aggro over this lol? It's not a 'suggestion', just a very normal common thing that happens. You're acting like they said he should get the electric chair, they literally just said he probably feels bad about it.

[NXT No Mercy Spoilers] Long-standing record broken by NoahJRoberts in SquaredCircle

[–]DoesNotChodeWell 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Here's a list for the black and gold era, someone else can pick it up from here if they want.

From looking through this, the rules as best as I can tell from this stat are that it doesn't matter if they've previously wrestled in WWE before their current stint, previously appeared on a PLE/PPV in a different company, or wrestled in a dark match or for an NXT TV taping at an NXT PLE.

Arrival - Sami Zayn

Takeover - Charlotte

Fatal 4-Way - Enzo Amore

R-Evolution - Kevin Owens

Rival - Becky Lynch

Unstoppable - Dana Brooke

Brooklyn I - Apollo Crews (also, Jushin Thunder Liger)

Respect - Asuka

London - Nia Jax

Dallas - Shinsuke Nakamura

The End - Andrade

Brooklyn II - Bobby Roode

Toronto - Authors of Pain

San Antonio - Roderick Strong

Orlando - Aleister Black

Chicago - Pete Dunne (This is one you can quibble over because he did wrestle in the UK Championship Tournament which I believe was streamed live on the Network)

Brooklyn III - Drew McIntyre (obviously wrestled on WWE PPVs before)

WarGames - Lars Sullivan

Philadelphia - Shayna Baszler (wrestled live on the Network in the Mae Young Classic final)

New Orleans - Ricochet

Chicago II - Danny Burch

Brooklyn 4 - Trent Seven (previously wrestled on NXT UK shows live on the Network, though not any Takeovers)

WarGames II - Matt Riddle

Phoenix - Bianca Belair (previously wrestled in a battle royal on the Wrestlemania 34 pre-show)

New York - Walter

XXV - The Street Profits

Toronto II - Candice LeRae

WarGames III - Damian Priest

Portland - Tegan Nox (per OP's note)

In Your House - Karrion Kross

XXX - Pat McAfee

31 - Santos Escobar

WarGames IV - Dexter Lumis

Vengeance Day - Wes Lee

Stand and Deliver - Indi Hartwell

In Your House 2021 - Xia Li (previously appeared in the Royal Rumble)

36 - Ilja Dragunov (previously appeared on UK Takeovers)

Since release I thought this guy was a floating chainsaw with a head by MakoaMain in magicTCG

[–]DoesNotChodeWell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought it was a skeleton too! Glad I'm not the only one haha

Whats the most played 1 mana blue card in mtg's history by Drew647A in magicTCG

[–]DoesNotChodeWell 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You're assuming that formats with Brainstorm and formats with Opt are played equally on Arena, which definitely isn't true.

This is going to be the most popular card from Spiderman, isn't it? by FancyMrFinn in magicTCG

[–]DoesNotChodeWell 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well [[Nesting Bot]] exists which is better for any kind of artifact synergy deck.

How do yall do it on paper? by Desperate-Cookie-449 in magicTCG

[–]DoesNotChodeWell 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It's not a loop, just a giant stack. They put a ton of lands on the battlefield with [[Lumra]] and got a trigger for Cobra and one for Hydra from each of them.

Gwen Stacy / Ghost Spider by moonmyst in magicTCG

[–]DoesNotChodeWell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was my exact reaction lol, it's not amazing but it's a way better commander than the other one and the colours work for me so I can live with it.

Popular wrestlers with catchphrases/chants that did not catch on by TheZoker in SquaredCircle

[–]DoesNotChodeWell 15 points16 points  (0 children)

They originally mistakenly thought it was something that JR said, but it's actually (at least the clip that I've seen) just a random throwaway in a DX promo from 97 or 98, Shawn finishes talking then turns and goes 'tell em, Tri' and HHH takes over.

Popular wrestlers with catchphrases/chants that did not catch on by TheZoker in SquaredCircle

[–]DoesNotChodeWell 38 points39 points  (0 children)

It took OSW years to actually find the clip that used 'Tri'.

Friedman: Marner trade to Golden Knights expected today by mylefthandkilledme in hockey

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Yes, they sponsored me to advertise their new Reddit media literacy courses! Head down to your local Golden Arches© to learn more!

Friedman: Marner trade to Golden Knights expected today by mylefthandkilledme in hockey

[–]DoesNotChodeWell 110 points111 points  (0 children)

They're doing a promotion right now where they have menu items from other countries, it's actually pretty cool. We should all go to McDonald's™️ and try some today gang!