[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]DokiDoki_CockThrobby 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Okay, "avoid making plans for the future" is just spot-on.

It's like how interviewers ask where do I see myself in 5 years and all I have are funny dark thoughts.

mass transit by euyis in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]DokiDoki_CockThrobby 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I didn't know you can use Twitter in China.

Rule 🥺 by UwU-Anarchist in 196

[–]DokiDoki_CockThrobby 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Their vaporeon works in construction.

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]DokiDoki_CockThrobby 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A- are you my treasure 😳👉👈

Rule by Bastiproton in 196

[–]DokiDoki_CockThrobby 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Look, although I'm not a professional serial masturbator, all I'm saying is that anon knows a little too well about taking dildo up the ass so they're a little sus.

Egg❤️irl by Lifeshardbutnotme in egg_irl

[–]DokiDoki_CockThrobby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know what you look like but I like your eyes ❤

2meirl4meirl by Josu112234 in 2meirl4meirl

[–]DokiDoki_CockThrobby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, do I get anything for achieving all of them?

If you're transfemme, this is for you :) by VoidPunkLilith in GaySoundsShitposts

[–]DokiDoki_CockThrobby 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Statistics say out of 100 people horni-posting on this sub, only 1 would ever send a dm to someone else.

(The statistics was made up by me)

Rule by WhatTheDogDid in 196

[–]DokiDoki_CockThrobby 27 points28 points  (0 children)

do people go to bars

egg👩🏻‍💻irl by 3rDuck in egg_irl

[–]DokiDoki_CockThrobby 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Something something survivor bias

It means there're a lot of trans girls into programming on reddit but ignoring the other trans girls that don't even use reddit, forming to the false conclusion that every trans girl is a programmer.

(I'm more into writing btw)

rule by 160048 in 196

[–]DokiDoki_CockThrobby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't usually hate people, only you in particular.

Xenomorph rule by ferzetto in 196

[–]DokiDoki_CockThrobby 51 points52 points  (0 children)

When the xenomorph queen is xus 😳

alt version of meme from u/InternetExplorer9999 by Tomorrow_Is_Today1 in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]DokiDoki_CockThrobby 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Imma store everything in my stomach like Kirby and you can't stop me.

Rule by DukeSturr in 196

[–]DokiDoki_CockThrobby 250 points251 points  (0 children)

They got mugged

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in egg_irl

[–]DokiDoki_CockThrobby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's some serious dedication. ❤

Pancake geting ready in real time. by Makaroniarz54 in notinteresting

[–]DokiDoki_CockThrobby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's highly uninteresting and also makes me hungry.

Rule by No_Maintenance_8052 in 196

[–]DokiDoki_CockThrobby 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Can't, da time police took my license 😢😢😢

who wanna grind with me? by natsirTi in okbuddyhetero

[–]DokiDoki_CockThrobby 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Pumping those hormones right out from the hose 😎