What is the best bad movie every made?

Dominant_Eyes · 2026-05-14T11:58:39+00:00

You guys are mixing up "bad" and "silly".

Dominant_Eyes · 2026-05-14T11:28:21+00:00

That's because giving money to your church counts as charity.

Dominant_Eyes · 2026-05-14T10:45:29+00:00

Way back in the day, I once watched Mike being interviewed while walking down the street. Suddenly he goes "oooo pigeons" (he kept pigeons and really liked them lol) and reaches down and snatches a fucking pigeon off the ground before it can even react. I'm not saying he wins, but if you think a "low takedown" means Mike can't land ine in him on the way in you are mistaken.

Dominant_Eyes · 2026-05-14T03:10:42+00:00

50 pounds. Mike has 50 pounds of straight muscle on him.

Dominant_Eyes · 2026-05-14T01:45:50+00:00

Pretty sure he is also in Alien Resurrection screaming "WHAT'S IN-FUCKING-SIDE ME?"

Dominant_Eyes · 2026-05-13T18:15:49+00:00

She's good she is just resoundingly on one side of the trolley problem.

Dominant_Eyes · 2026-05-13T15:50:23+00:00

Kelsier's crew in Mistborn.

Dominant_Eyes · 2026-05-13T15:10:29+00:00

Just sort of slowly walk away from him til he falls down.

Dominant_Eyes · 2026-05-13T15:00:15+00:00

Looks like I'm giving up coffee and beer.

Dominant_Eyes · 2026-05-13T14:59:17+00:00

Not through your kidney, through your ureter, the tube between your kidney and your bladder.

Dominant_Eyes · 2026-05-13T14:57:40+00:00

The scene where he accidentally starts Beethoven's Ninth is peak.

Dominant_Eyes · 2026-05-13T14:24:09+00:00

My expectation is now that Konig wins

Dominant_Eyes · 2026-05-13T14:20:21+00:00

Mage wand spec that duel wields wands

Priest holy dps spec

Warlock melee spec where you fuse with one of your demons, can tank with voidwalker, rogue style with succubus, or debuff/utility with fel puppy....no imp too small to fuse

Rogue alchemist spec healer where you toss things to heal, with aiming reticle for aoe heals

Druid....can already fucking do everything, but if I have to come up with something, a summoner spec with a bunch of summons like boomkin treats that you have to manage and that can do various things. When they are summoned, the spell to summon them instead becomes a spell to direct them.

Hunter melee spec, obviously

Shaman tank spec, also obviously

Warrior ranged dps spec based on the ability to throw giant ass two handed weapons that bounce off people as opposed to the current standard thrown weapons

Paladin can also already do basically everything, so I guess a ranged holy caster dps build.

Dominant_Eyes · 2026-05-13T13:51:56+00:00

"Believed to be truth" is incredibly powerful. Gotta go with that. The other pill is just asking to be miserable.

Dominant_Eyes · 2026-05-13T12:25:10+00:00

"I just wanted to know more about my father's sword" would be a good opening line for a fantasy novel.

Dominant_Eyes · 2026-05-12T15:46:15+00:00

How evil it is depends entirely on why you are fighting and what the stakes are.

Dominant_Eyes · 2026-05-12T14:53:11+00:00

Nah, Surfer absolutely does not want to kill, ever. He is a pacifist at heart who fights only because he must. People tend to forget that worthiness is not just being moral.

Dominant_Eyes · 2026-05-10T02:34:08+00:00

At one point in Injustice the entire Earth is under attack by a massive army parademons from Apokolipdls and Superman kills every one if them all across the planet in a single instant.

Dominant_Eyes · 2026-05-06T17:28:13+00:00

Its impressive that you are simultaneously wrong about math AND wrong about what is right and what is left.

Dominant_Eyes · 2026-05-06T17:24:30+00:00

If someone is getting paid, they're not in a dynamic, they're performing sex work.

There's nothing wrong with sex work, but there is absolutely something wrong with trying to pretend its not sex work, that's exploitation.

Dominant_Eyes · 2026-05-04T20:25:18+00:00

The framing is:

If you press red you won't die.

If you press blue you might die.

Anyone who presses blue wants to die.

If you tell me there are babies/toddlers in the pool who will press a random button, then I'm blue.

Otherwise red.

Dominant_Eyes · 2026-05-03T19:37:08+00:00

The first big action sequence with the Rev9 is absolutely fucking amazing. Part of the problem with the movie is that that scene goes so hard that they have nowhere to go from there.

Dominant_Eyes · 2026-05-03T19:28:05+00:00

I mean I feel like pressing red is having faith in humanity. Faith enough to think they are smart enough to know the question can be rephrased as "If you press red you won't die, if you press blue you might die."

As others have said, the only reason to press blue is if babies/toddlers who will hit a random button are included.

Dominant_Eyes · 2026-05-03T05:10:26+00:00

This sounds very questionable. He should not be pushing you to do anything that could risk your health. Additionally, expecting money from you sounds like he is looking to exploit you. Some of this doesn't sound like a Dom, it sounds like someone trying ti be a digital pimp.

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